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Katherine Webb risks disaster as she practices diving

According to Laura King, her three children were acting normally while enjoying dinner at an Italian restaurant in their hometown in Washington state. However, staffers of the restaurant Sogno di Vino in Poulsbo were so impressed with her children's table manners during their dinner that they thanked her kids and gave the family of five a bowl of ice cream. It wasn't until King got home that that she noticed a $4 "well behaved kids" discount on her receipt to cover the dessert.

Hole in crotch. I wonder how it happened.

While a coffee is usually three euros there, if the customer says "please" then the order will be one euro cheaper. In addition, wishing the staff "good morning" knocks another euro off the price, meaning a coffee would only cost one euro.

I love a good discount!

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[AffirmationstoDe-Stress] Daily thought

Posted: 25 Feb 2013 01:20 PM PST

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans.
It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.

-Horace

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FP Presents -> Wonderfully Geeky Ice Cube Trays

Posted: 25 Feb 2013 08:37 AM PST

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1. Tetris Blocks

If you view putting away your groceries as a real-life application of your Tetris mastery, then grab some Tetris ice cubes to see just how tightly you can pack them into your favorite cup.

2. Portal Companion Cubes

Did Valentine's Day leave you lonely looking for your own companion? Then freeze up some friends with these Companion Cube ice cubes based on the cute little cubes from the Portal series.

3. Brains

You don't need to be a brain surgeon or a zombie to appreciate these Brain Freeze ice trays, but you do need to at least appreciate the value of a good brain.

4. Robots

If you've had more than one debate about whether robots will help humanity or only help destroy it, then this robot ice cube tray is certain to help remind you of the wonderful or horrible future we all look forward to.

5. Pac-Men

Blinky, Pinky, Inky, Clyde and a few extra lives are all yours in this great Pac-Man ice cube tray. Of course, if you really want to go all out, you can always add a little berry to the bottom of some of the cubes to make your own Ms. Pac-Man.

6. Vampire Fangs

Whether you're a die-hard Twilight fan or love the more classic blood-suckers, these vampire fang ice cube trays are certain to add a little excitement to even the blandest Bloody Mary.

7. 3D Skull

What's geekier than a regular skull ice cube? A 3D geometric skull ice cube, of course.

8. The Scream

Is your cocktail just too unrefined? Then add a little culture with this Ice Scream ice tray based on the classic painting The Scream.

9. Octopus

Cephalopod lovers everywhere will certainly appreciate these great octopus ice trays, even if they do label them with the confusing COOLamari title.

10. Mustaches

Hipsters, steampunks and fans of the 1800's can all agree on one thing –handlebar mustaches are pretty sweet. Even if you can't grow one though, you can always accessorize your beverage with one of these great ice cubes.

11. Bone Drink Stirrers

It's what's inside that matters and these cute drink stirrers remind us that deep down, we all share pretty similar skeletal structures.

12. 3D Hearts

These cool 3D heart molds are perfect for anyone accused of having a cold heart as well as cardiologists.

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FP Presents -> Love Is... (Shared By: Pallavi Kate)

Posted: 25 Feb 2013 05:09 AM PST

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Love Is....

Love is the greatest feeling,
Love is like a play,
Love is what I feel for you,
Each and every day,

Love is like a smile,
Love is like a song,
Love is a great emotion,
That keeps us going strong,

I love you with my heart,
My body and my soul,
I love the way I keep loving,
Like a love I can't control,

So remember when your eyes meet mine,
I love you with all my heart,
And I have poured my entire soul into you,
Right from the very start.

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Poem-A-Day: The Objectified Mermaid by Matthea Harvey

Posted: 25 Feb 2013 03:36 AM PST

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The Objectified Mermaid

by Matthea Harvey

The photographer has been treating her like a spork all morning. "Wistful mouth, excited tail! Work it, work it!" He has no idea that even fake smiling spreads to her eyes and her tail and there's nothing she can do about it short of severing her spine. Without asking, the assistant re-sprays her with glycerine. It's gonna be hell getting all that grease off her scales tonight but she can't scum up her tank at the bar--its weekly cleanings seem more like monthly these days, and fewer and fewer patrons have been inviting (read: paying) her for a Tankside Mertini and quick feel of her tail. There's one regular who lapses in and out of consciousness and he's the real reason she stays. Every once in a while he seems to have forgotten where he is and he looks at her with the kind of wonder she imagines her grandmother inspired when she first risked coming ashore. After an hour under the studio spotlights, she's starting to smell pretty fishy. Can't blame it (as she has before) on her standard seaweed bra because this fool of a photographer has her holding two clear fishbowls in front of her breasts so it looks like goldfish are swimming past her nipples. She's supposed to pretend it tickles. She wants to ask if he's heard the phrase "gilding the lily" which she recently learned at Land Berlitz. When asked if she's tired, she lies. A downward spiral means the opposite up here.

About this Poem:

"This is the last in a series of nine mermaid prose poems I've written. Because of the first poem, I was invited to Mercon 2011, the first international mermaid gathering, held in Las Vegas. 'The Objectified Mermaid' was inspired by the constant photographing of the girls and women in glittery tails (I was photographing them too). Mermen were few--one Neptune and just a handful of others."

Matthea Harvey

Poetry by Harvey

Of Lamb

Poem-A-Day launched in 2006 and features new and previously unpublished poems by contemporary poets on weekdays and classic poems on weekends. Browse the Poem-A-Day archive.

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Matthea Harvey is the author of four collections of poetry including, Of Lamb (McSweeney's, 2011). She is also the author of the children's book, Cecil the Pet Glacier (Schwartz & Wade, 2012). She teaches at Sarah Lawrence College

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FP Presents -> World's First Successful Car Backflip

Posted: 25 Feb 2013 02:05 AM PST

French Rally Raid world champion, Guerlain Chicherit takes a John Cooper Works Mini Countryman and makes it do a backflip.

It took Checherit four years to plan the stunt, which involved him jumping the car, flipping it 360 degrees, then landing on a 8-meter high snow ramp in French ski resort, Tignes. This is real - not CGI.

WARNING: This video was filmed in a closed area with a professional driver in ideal safety conditions. Do not try this yourself.

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Posted: 25 Feb 2013 01:10 AM PST

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FP Presents -> House of 1000 Mirrors (Inspiring Story) [Shared by: Junaid Tahir]

Posted: 25 Feb 2013 12:33 AM PST

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There was place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors.

A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he bounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house.

He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail wagging as fast as it could. To his great surprise, he found himself staring at 1000 other happy little dogs with their tails wagging just as fast as his. He smiled a great smile, and was answered with 1000 great smiles just as warm and friendly. As he left the House, he thought to himself, "This is a wonderful place. I will come back and visit it often."

In this same village, another little dog, who was not quite as happy as the first one, decided to visit the house. He slowly climbed the stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door.

When he saw the 1000 unfriendly looking dogs staring back at him, he growled at them and was horrified to see 1000 little dogs growling back at him. As he left, he thought to himself, "That is a horrible place, and I will never go back there again."

All the faces in the world are mirrors. What kind of reflections do you see in the faces of the people you meet?

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Quote Lady's Quote for Feb. 25

Posted: 25 Feb 2013 06:32 AM PST

Quote Lady's Quote of the Day Volume 16, Number 56
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Quote for Monday, Febuary 25, 2013

You only need Power,
when you want to do something Harmful,
Otherwise, Love is Enough to get everything done...
~ Charlie Chaplin

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George Washington Carver - Daily Inspiration

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February 25, 2013

Insights for living with joy and purpose

Dear Ferry Meed

George Washington Carver was born into slavery in Missouri around 1864. After emancipation, he became a scientist, botanist, educator, and inventor. He gained fame for his research into soybeans, sweet potatoes, and especially peanuts.

How far you go in life depends on you being
tender with the young,
compassionate with the aged,
sympathetic with the striving
and tolerant of the weak and the strong.
Because someday in life you will have been all of these.
- George Washington Carver

Education is the key to unlock the golden door of freedom.
- George Washington Carver

Fear of something is at the root of hate for others,
and hate within will eventually destroy the hater.
- George Washington Carver

Reading about nature is fine, but if a person
walks in the woods and listens carefully,
he can learn more than what is in books,
for they speak with the voice of God.
- George Washington Carver

Ninety-nine percent of the failures
come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
- George Washington Carver

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Posted: 24 Feb 2013 08:41 PM PST

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FP Presents -> Strange Lamps

Posted: 24 Feb 2013 07:32 PM PST

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Shapes that make every Heart Skip a Beat

1. Mary Had a Little Lamp

Lonely in bed at night while you read? Mary Had a Little Lamp is there to help you and keep your bed warm.

2. Sneaker Lamp

Creative lamp designed by Clara Sjodin that looks like a sneaker. The cloth shoe laces are not only accurately scaled, they are the actual power cords for the bulbs found in each sneaker, which helps keep the lamp's design very clean. Would you put a pair up in your house?

3. Penguins Lamps

Collection of lamps "Save The Penguins" by Alex Kozynets.

4. Fire Lamp

Fire inspired lamp designed by Santiago Sevillano. The body is made of white semitransparent PET rotational molding and inside is LED lighting. The table lamps are wireless and use a base charge.

5. Book Rest Lamp

Whilst you're all tucked up in bed reading your favorite fairy-tale, horror story or glamour model biography, you can read to the glow of this clever and uncomplicated lamp. Made of frosted glass it gives off a soft light, ideal to read to but also doubles as a book rest ensuring you never lose your page. Designed by Lee Sang Gin.

6. Nymph Lamp

Nymph, as in "the immature form of some insects", is the name of this odd and cool looking lamp by Site Specific Design – an interior and furniture design company based in Brooklyn, New York. The price: $2,600.

7. Moon Rock Lamps

Beautiful and original design from the 1960's. Each lamp is handcrafted in Ravenna, Italy, of fiberglass and then coated with a layer of natural Italian stones. Both beautiful and modern, these lamps give any space a natural warm atmosphere. Can be used as ambient lighting on the floor or table top.

8. Memento Lamp

ID Award 2008 Biennial Winning an interior product award. Design by Hiroshi Yoneya and Yumi Masuko.

9. Martini Lamp

This sophisticated lamp model has an illuminated red pimento.

10. Rocknrolla Lamp

Rocknrolla Luminous - a cone-shaped floor lamp-stand, on top of a hand depicting the character "Rock-in". Scope of home interiors, to public venues. It effectively would look good in the clubs, and on the open park areas, and in shop windows will effectively attract buyers for its originality. Designed by Denis Popenkov.

11. Ostrich Lamp

This lamp was designed by Halde Martin, it is such a simple idea, applying feathers to light and it looks angelic.

12. Twist Together Lamp

The Twist Together Lamp encourages you to design your own lamp. Individual blocks connect together and illuminate with a simple twist.

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[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Posted: 24 Feb 2013 09:37 AM PST

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Kiyoon "SANDAL" dikhati ho hamey,
hum to tumhari "ZULFOUN" pe
marty hain..

Ji chahta hai kho jaaen in mai,
Per in mai bethi "JUOUN" se darty hain :-)

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Tum Meri Pehli Mohobat To Nahi Ho Lekin...
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Mene Chaha Hai Tumhe
Pehli Mohobat Se Bhi Ziada..

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Ishq Main Barbadi Na Karwa Lena
Apne aabu Ke Arman Khaak Main Na Mila Dena
Jo paise ghar se sbzi lanay k liye milty hain
Un Ka Easy-load Na karwa Lena.

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Samundar bhar syllabus he.
nadi bhar parh pate he.
bal'tea bhar yaad hota he.
mug bhar likh pate he.
chullu bhar number atey he.
aao doob k mar jate he

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Us ne mere dil me jaga banali,
Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali
Wo mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,
Phir maine bhi uski dusri "BAHAN" phasali:-

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Fqeer:10Rs dedo chai peyonga
Admi:chai to 5 ki hai
Fqeer:Girl Frnd ko b pelaonga ga
Admi:Fqero ne b Grl Frnd banali
Fqeer:nhi saab Grl Frnd ne fqeer bana diya..

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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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[AffirmationstoDe-Stress] Daily thought

Posted: 24 Feb 2013 08:07 AM PST

Do not walk around with a long face. Radiate God's love.

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