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Sunday, February 3, 2013

[Fropki] Craziest Valentine's Day Gifts





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1. Unicorn Bouquet

 
Flowers die but unicorns are forever, especially plush ones. The Plush Unicorn Bouquet ($49.99) comes with a herd of 11 little plush unicorns in a bouquet wrapping. Each unicorn is on a stem, like a flower except way cooler, and of course they can be detached and placed anywhere you want.
 
2. Sexiest Number Pillowcases

 
If you're searching for a devilishly naughty gift for a loved one then you can't beat these couple "Sexiest number of all time!" pillowcases!
 
You can both have a piece of the naughty number 69 – extremely fun and hilarious to show any guests, yet excellent to show your partner the devil in you!
 
3. Heart Gelatin Mold

 
The Heart Gelatin Mold ($6.95) makes it easy to give someone your whole heart. Now you can sit back and watch while they devour it with delight. It's perfect for lovebirds, med school students, and aspiring cannibals.
 
4. Instant Love Inflatable Heart

 
Need instant love? Blow one up! The inflatable heart ($4.95) is the most convenient, portable and unconditional form of love ever created.
 
5. Control Your Woman Remote Controller

 
This hilarious novelty gift looks just like a TV remote control, but is in fact a great way to try to control your partner! The Control Your Woman Remote Controller ($29.99) offers a unique way to get your perfect woman through the powers of a simple device (not guaranteed, but it's a nice thought). Simply press a button and hope that your command comes true. We specifically like the breast buttons, which don't seem to work but get the most use!
 
6. Underpants Sucker

 
Are you sick of people telling you that Valentine's Day is right around the corner? Does the thought of a heart shaped box of chocolates make you want to gag? Show your disdain for Valentine's Day and Valentine's Day candy with the mint flavored Underpants Sucker ($3.45). This delicious pair of edible tighty whities on a stick is the perfect way to tell people to eat your shorts while keeping your breath minty fresh.
 
7. Happy Man Bottle Stopper

 
Excited about cracking open that bottle of wine? This fabulous red
Happy Man Bottle Stopper ($14.95) will greet you with a happy face and wide open arms whenever you open the cutlery drawer. The perfect gift for him.
 
8. Ex Voodoo Knife Set

 
The Ex Voodoo Knife Set ($79.99)
is a rather bizarre set that would probably make most chefs smile, whether they are Men or Women. It could be taken as a perfect Valentine's Day gift that is somewhat sadistic but also practical.
 
9. World's Largest Gummy Bear

 
This Gummy Bear in the World ($41.90) is probably the sweetest Valentine's Day gift ever because it is the largest, being the equivalent of 1400 regular gummy bears. Of course, this also means the calorie count is much higher, but then again…it is much easier to share with your Valentine lover.
 
10. Jump Up And Kiss Me Hot Sauce

 
Could this be the perfect Valentine's Day or romantic Birthday present for the hot sauce lover? ($9.01) What you do with it is up to you....ooh-er!
 
11. Tunes for Two

 
The Headphone splitter ($11.95) lets two people listen to the same music source.
 
12.  Ask Me First - Sleeping Mask

 
The Ask Me First Eye Mask ($3.62) is a cheeky gift for women that are fed up with using the headache excuse at bedtime. It's ideal for ladies who hate being rudely awakened from their sweet dreams by randy husbands.
 
13. Heart Tongs

 
Are you looking to pick up the perfect Valentine's Day treat for your sweet? This lucious kitchen gadget ($9.95) is perfect for serving up some food for the soul.
 
14. Elephant Willy Warmer

 
Blow your own trumpet with this Elephant Willy Warmer ($3.27), the ideal gift for any discerning gentlemen. Ideal Valentine's Day gift!
 
15. Zombie Cupid

 
You can run and you can hide, but Valentine's Day will find you. Accept your fate and start looking for fun ways to express your undying love for someone. Might we suggest the drop dead adorable Zombie Cupid ($14.95)? They are not only romantic but they are also very practical. This little guy's quiver is empty and can be used to hold a flower or pencil.

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