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Moving on swiftly…………….
"Mr Groom, do you take this woman as your lawfully wedded bride,
To love, cherish and to hold,
To listen to her whining….,
To always lose an argument or else...,
To give all your pay without reservations,
To be the worker while she is the minister of finance, to ignore your relatives while taking care of hers,
To listen to unending lies about her having a headache when you really need to release steam, put up with PMS...
Sometimes faked...
Till death do you part?
(I do...... )
Very well.
And do you Miss Bride, take this man
To be your lawfully wedded husband,
To love to cherish and
To open your legs whether tired, or not, whether willing or not.
cook for, clean up after, give up watching soaps and anything interesting when there is football, find the toilet seat up every time, clean pee off it, take care of kids alone, house his in laws, bring beers for his friends during any important game for all the days of your life?
(I do......)
Well then, there's nothing more that I can say that will change your minds ...
I pronounce you husband and wife.
What God has joined, let no milkman, barmaid, neighbour, work mate, wet dreams, driver or sexy secretary separate till death do us part.
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