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| [AffirmationstoDe-Stress] File - Rules.txt Posted: 01 Apr 2014 04:53 AM PDT *** Important Announcement for the Affirmations Group! *** (A friendly reminder for group members) As of January 1, 2006 there will be major changes to the affirmations group regarding rules, manners, and ettiquette within the affirmations group!! POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS TO DE-STRESS was originally set up years ago to give support, love, and friendship to people these days in the highly fast-paced and stressful world that we now live in. There are always deadlines, obligations, and long "to do lists" of things we each need to accomplish on a daily, weekly, monthly, or yearly basis to keep ourselves healthy, happy, productive, and to bless our family members and friends and community. POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS TO DE-STRESS was also originally set up to teach the "how's, why's, where's, and who's" of positive affirmations, positive thinking, positive living, and a positive outlook or response to daily life. This group was intended to give out unconditional love and acceptance to everyone -- which I am a firm believer in. This group also touches on meditation, ways of breathing better (for calmness, peace and good health). Yoga, tai chi, herbal remedies, different forms of spirituality, are also occasionally touched on in the affirmations group. Another big purpose of the affirmations group is to become more stress-free in daily life. In the past, we have touched on ways of dealing with anxiety and insomnia in this group. POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS TO DE-STRESS was originally intended to teach people how to work on their self-esteem and self-confidence in order to magnify and be the best a person can be, and in being able to live with ourselves and look ourselves in the mirror face to face and to love what we see. "To thine own self, be true!" The affirmations group has tried to reach out to individuals and help them become better people and to then spread this message out to others throughout the world. "What you give out, shall come back to you!" The affirmations group was never meant to be a counseling service or a place where people could divulge all their deep, dark troubles in their lives here or be a "dumping ground" where one could tell anyone anything here and still get love and support back. However, in some cases this is exactly what this group has become. I am a very kind-hearted, loving, genuine person who deeply cares for others. I have been through a lot of "stuff" in my lifetime, and dealt with a lot of troubles myself, which has made me more emphathetic to others and what they are going through. That is why I have tried so hard to reach out to everyone and lift people up with encouragement, hope and love. But, it seems that when I have tried to help others, this group tends to become a "dumping ground" where a few people have been helped perhaps, but many others get discouraged by hearing the troubles and difficulties of people over and over. I myself, tend to get down after awhile of this pattern. I feel that these changes are needed for the affirmations group to grow and blossom and to get back to its original roots and intentions. As of January 1st, 2006: if anyone wants to write in an email to the affirmations group to tell us of all the difficulties and troubles in your life, please go elsewhere to do this. Join a different yahoo group or seek out help in the 12-step programs (either in person or through the internet). There are also groups on the web that deal with anxiety or depression, or chronic illnesses. Please join those groups to be able to write in and share your woes. But, please do not do that within the affirmations group. POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS TO DE-STRESS is the TOOLBOX that each of us has to learn ways to cope better and de-stress, ways to become more positive in our lives, and how to benefit from using positive affirmations and positive thinking. This affirmations group is also where you can share your successes and stories of how you were, and how you became better! * Now, I'm not asking every single person to never share that they are having a bad day, or a difficult week -- ALL of us need to vent occasionally. But, if we get on tirades of ONLY sharing the negative and the bad side of life, then we are detouring from our goal. That is why I am asking to keep the negative talk to a very minimum, ...and to even TRY TO SEE SOME POSITIVE within the negative talk. Reach out and try to discard the negative way of looking at things, and try to accentuate the positive and uplifting ways of hope and love and encouragement. * *** Briefly, new rules are: 1) When sending in a message to the POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS TO DE-STRESS yahoo group, please think over what you want to say before writing it in an email to the group. How will your message affect others, and what are you hoping to accomplish by sending in this email? 2) If you are just having a bad day, or a difficult time, try to think what you can learn from this experience and how you can turn "a venting email" into a positive affirmation or a more positive way of looking at things? 3) If all you want to do is express your disgust or frustration with life, please take that message elsewhere. [I for one, suffer from terrible rheumatoid arthritis pain year round. But, who wants to hear me moan and groan, or whine and complain every day about how bad I might feel?! So, I go elsewhere to express this (most of the time), and instead share more positive messages in the affirmations group. As you can imagine, this has taken some self-discipline and time for me to learn this lesson. I know that I have improved and my belly-aching has lessened in the affirmations group. This is just an example.] 4) Please share positive experiences, or personal stories of victory with the affirmations group! Let us hear how affirmations are helping your thought processes, and in successfully changing your life for the better! We love to hear motivating and inspiring stories! Sometimes, a picture can be worth a thousand words! 5) If any group members forget and write a long diatribe to the group about how unfair life is, or what a crummy time one is having, ...you will be given one warning from the group moderators. 6) If a person does this a second time -- the forgetting and writing a long story or email about their life, ...the person will be put on a moderated status within the group. That means, you can write in a message to the group, but that it will be read by the moderators BEFORE it can be sent out to all the group members. This will take time, and be somewhat frustrating for the individual, as well as for the moderators. 7) Lastly, if the same behavior continues, ...the person will be asked to leave the affirmations group. Then, they will not have the benefit of positive affirmations & stories to listen to or read, and they may even lose a friendship that they may have with another group member. *** Basically, those are the group rules, and I feel that they are fair. If they need to be revised in the future, all group members will be notified as to the changes. Your humble owner/moderator of POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS TO DE-STRESS, Love and hugs, PJ ------------------------------------ http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/AffirmationstoDe-Stress A positive thinking, positive affirmations support group, discussing ways to cope with the stresses of daily life. Come aboard! PJ and Gang Yahoo Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AffirmationstoDe-Stress/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AffirmationstoDe-Stress/join (Yahoo! 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| Re: [Hindi Jokes] बड़ा महत्व है एक बार पढ़ के तो देखो Posted: 01 Apr 2014 04:47 AM PDT Good one keep it up.Thanks 4 sharing. On Tue, Apr 1, 2014 at 3:49 PM, prakash_prakashverma@yahoo.co.in <prakash_prakashverma@yahoo.co.in> wrote:
With warm regards Er. K C PANT __._,_.___
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| Re: [Hindi Jokes] बड़ा महत्व है एक बार पढ़ के तो देखो Posted: 01 Apr 2014 03:55 AM PDT
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| Poem-a-Day | Daytime Begins with a Line by Anna Akhmatova Posted: 01 Apr 2014 03:02 AM PDT
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| [Hindi Jokes] Shyaris, Jokes, Quotes (01.04.14) Posted: 01 Apr 2014 01:49 AM PDT CHAK DE =========== कब्र की मिट्टी हाथ मे लिये सोच रहा हुं। लोग मरते हे तो गुरुर कहाँ जाता है। =========== Mandir Me Hindu Dikhe, Masjid Me Mushalman, Sham Ko Jab Maykhane Gaya; Tab Jakar Dikhe InSan... =========== Abhishek Bacchan to his daughter Aradhya : "Baby i am a super star in 'Bollywood'.." Aradhya to Abhishek --- after looking at the mobile :- "No Ullu banaaving.. No Ullu banaaving...." =========== Insaan Duniya me 3 Chizo k liye mehnat karta Hai: 1-Mera Naam Uncha Ho. 2-Mera libas Achcha Ho. 3-Mera Makaan Khubsurat Ho.. LEKIN. .Insan k marte hi BHAGVAN uski 3 chizee Subse pahley Badal Deta Hai: 1Naam. [Swargiya] 2-Libaas. [Kafan] 3Makaan. [Smashan] A silent msg but we don,t Realize. ============ Now you can watch star plus on all mobile phones. Just press *+ and keep watching. =========== __._,_.___
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| [Hindi Jokes] Gujarati Funeral ..... Excellent one... Posted: 01 Apr 2014 01:49 AM PDT CHAK DE ============ Gujarati Funeral ..... Excellent one... A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters: Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Neetaben and Varsha, I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you. On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.Just distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace,earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.. The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.Please distribute all these fairly. Love Neeta. PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well nowadays... =============== __._,_.___
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| Posted: 01 Apr 2014 01:49 AM PDT CHAK DE ========== IF U R GENIUS ANSWER THIS...........? I come thrice in a minute , twice in an hour , and once in a day., Who am I ??????????? Don't kill yourself after reading this.... =========== Kindly send the answer to my mail id and not in group.... So that everybody can try to attempt... If u fail to attempt, than u can ask me to send answer to your mail ID... __._,_.___
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| [Hindi Jokes] Shyaris, Jokes, Quotes Posted: 01 Apr 2014 01:49 AM PDT CHAK DE ========== ठोकरें खाकर भी ना संभले तो मुसाफिर का नसीब; राह के पत्थर तो अपना फ़र्ज़ अदा करते हैं! ============== Thought for the day- Running away from any problem may only increase the distance from the solution..! ============ This one is best from a female. I lost a little weight this week.................. I cut my fingernails ! #lol ============= Don't kill yourself after reading this.... Girl at a stationary store. Girl: I want a calculator. Shopkeeper: Casio?, Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho??? =============== "Best Awareness Signboards" Traffic dept: "Donate blood, but not on Roads..." Forest dept: "Shoot the bird with camera not with gun..." Petrol pump: " No smoking" " ur life may be worthless but our petrol is costly" ============= सुकून की बात मत कर ऐ ग़ालिब.... बचपन वाला 'इतवार' अब नहीं आता | ============= शौक तो माँ-बाप के पैसो से पूरे होते हैं, अपने पैसो से तो बस ज़रूरतें ही पूरी हो पाती हैं.. : =========== __._,_.___
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| [Hindi Jokes] Akbar-Birbal....too good Posted: 01 Apr 2014 01:49 AM PDT CHAK DE ----------------- एक बार बादशाह अकबर, बीरबल के साथ शाम को बाग मे टहल रहे थे। । कुछ राजकाज की बातें करते-करते अकबर ने अचानक बीरबल से पूछा, "सुना है कि तुम अपनी बीवी से बहुत डरते हो।" । बीरबल को अकबर से इस तरह के सवाल का अंदेशा न था। उसने संभलते हुए कहा, "जी, मैं ही क्या, हमारी सल्तनत का हर आदमी अपनी बीवी से डरता है।" । महाराज अकबर ने बीरबल की तरफ टेढ़ी नज़र से देखते हुए कहा, ''तुम अपनी कमज़ोरी छुपाने के लिए सब लोगों पर इल्ज़ाम नहीं लगा सकते।" । बीरबल ने कहा, "बादशाह सलामत, मैं जो भी कह रहा हूं, वह एक कड़वी सच्चाई है। कोई मुंह से बोले या न बोले लेकिन हर इन्सान अपनी बीवी से डरता ज़रूर है।'' । अकबर ने कहा, "क्या तुम यह साबित कर सकते हो?" । बीरबल ने झट से हामी भर दी। । अपनी आदत के अनुसार महाराज अकबर ने यह हुक्म भी दे डाला कि तुम अगर सात दिन में यह साबित नहीं कर पाए, तो तुम्हारा सिर कलम कर दिया जाएगा।" । बीरबल ने चुनौती को स्वीकार करते हुए शहर के सभी पुरुषों की एक जनसभा बुलाने का आदेश जारी करवा दिया। । एक निश्चित तिथि को जब शहर के सब मर्द वहां आ पहुंचे, तो अकबर ने बीरबल को उसका वादा याद करवाया। बीरबल ने भी पूरे विश्वास के साथ अपना काम शुरू कर दिया। बीरबल ने एक-एक कर सभी से पूछना शुरू किया कि क्या वे अपनी बीवी से डरते हैं। । अधिकतर लोगों ने कबूल कर लिया कि वे किसी न किसी कारणवश अपनी-अपनी बीवी से डरते हैं। बीरबल ने उन सब लोगों को एक-एक अंडा पकड़ा कर एक तरफ बैठने को कहा। यह सब देख अकबर भी परेशान हो गए कि यह सब क्या हो रहा है। हमारी फौज का एक से एक बहादुर योद्धा भी अपनी बीवी के सामने भीगी बिल्ली नज़र आ रहा है। । बहुत देर बाद एक हट्टे-कट्टे नौजवान की बारी आई और उससे भी यही सवाल पूछा गया। यह नौजवान बाकियों से अलग था। । उसने कहा, "बीवी से कैसा डरना, बीवी तो पैर की जूती है। उसकी क्या हिम्मत कि मेरे सामने कुछ भी बोल जाए।" । अकबर को थोड़ी तस्सली हुई कि चलो, कोई तो निकला, जिसने इतनी बात कहने की हिम्मत की। । जब हर तरीके से उसे परख लिया गया, तो बादशाह ने उसे एक काला घोड़ा इनाम में दिया। । घोड़ा लेकर वह नौजवान खुशी-खुशी अपने घर पहुंचा तो उसकी पत्नी ने हैरान होते हुए पूछा, "सुबह तो पैदल धक्के खाते हुए गए थे, अब यह घोड़ा किसका उठा लाए हो!" । नौजवान ने सारा किस्सा पत्नी को बताया। पत्नी ने कहा, "तुम्हें तो सारी उम्र अक्ल नहीं आ सकती। अगर इतना बड़ा इनाम जीता ही था तो दरबार से सफेद घोड़ा तो लेकर आते। यह क्या काले रंग का घोड़ा उठा कर ले आए हो!" । नौजवान ने कहा, "बेगम, तुम चिंता मत करो, आज बादशाह सलामत मुझसे बहुत खुश हैं। यह लो, मैं अभी घोड़ा बदल कर लाता हूं।" । कुछ देर बाद ही वह काला घोडा लेकर वापस दरबार मे पहुंचा और बीरबल से प्रार्थना करने लगा, "मेरी बीवी को यह काला घोड़ा पसंद नहीं है। आप कृपया मुझे सफेद घोड़ा दे दें। । बीरबल ने कहा, "यह घोड़ा उधर बांध दो और यह अंडा लेकर घर जाओ।" । बादशाह ने पूछा कि आखिर माजरा क्या है? । बीरबल ने कहा कि यह नौजवान पहले तो कह रहा था कि अपनी बीवी से नहीं डरता लेकिन जब बीवी ने काले घोड़े की जगह सफेद घोड़ा लाने को कहा तो वह उसको ना नहीं कर सका।" । बीरबल ने आगे बताया, "जहांपनाह, इसकी बीवी बहुत सुन्दर है। उसको यह क्या, कोई भी आदमी किसी काम के लिए मना नहीं कह सकता।" । अकबर ने बीरबल से कहा, "अच्छा, अगर ऐसी बात है तो हम भी ऐसी खूबसूरत औरत को देखना चाहेंगे। । तुम किसी तरह से यह इंतज़ाम करवाओ। । "बीरबल ने कहा, "जहांपनाह, यह तो कोई मुश्किल काम नहीं है। मैं कल ही उस औरत से आपकी मुलाकात...।" । बीरबल की बात को बीच मे ही काटते हुए अकबर बोले, "लेकिन एक बात का ध्यान रहे कि हमारी बेगम साहिबा को इस बात की भनक भी नही लगे।" । । बीरबल ने मुस्कुराते हुए कहा, "जहांपनाह, अब आप अकेले ही बचे थे। । अब आप भी यह अंडा पकड़ें।" । बादशाह अकबर के पास अब झेंपने के अलावा कोई चारा नहीं था। वह मान गए कि हर मर्द अपनी बीवी से डरता है। । । अब लाइक कर दो वर्ना आपभी अण्डा पकड़ेँगे ---------------------- __._,_.___
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| Quote Lady's Quote for April 1 Posted: 01 Apr 2014 06:29 AM PDT Quote Lady's Quote of the Day Volume 17, Number 91 ISSN 1534-3073 Quote for Tuesday, April 1, 2014 It takes no compromise to give people their rights ... it takes no money to respect the individual. It takes no political deal to give people freedom. It takes no survey to remove repression. ~ Harvey Milk -&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-& Join over 700 fellow quotation lovers! Become a fan on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/pages/Quote-Lady/133258553807 Or check us out on Twitter: https://twitter.com/kloberst Or follow us via RSS: http://rss.groups.yahoo.com/group/quote-a-day/rss Same great quotes 3 different ways! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Note: National holidays are U.S. unless otherwise noted. April is: International Daffynitions Month Today, April 1 is: All Fool's Day Birthday of: Thomas Simpson [composer] (b. 1582) Edmond Rostand [playwright] (b. 1868) Debbie Reynolds [actor] (b. 1932) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ To subscribe to the Quote of the Day list, send a blank email to quote-a-day-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To be removed from this list, send a blank email to quote-a-day-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Email quotelady@quotelady.com with questions, comments, or quotation suggestions. Be sure to put quote somewhere in the subject line. Visit http://www.quotelady.com for over 7500 quotes arranged by author and subject. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A QuoteLady.com publication Copyright (c) 2014 Karen L. Oberst, Editor & Publisher All rights reserved worldwide. Permission is granted to freely copy or forward the Quote of the Day to anyone that you wish, as long as you include the entire message. In fact, we'd love it if you did! ---------------------------------------------- __._,_.___ __,_._,___ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| [Fropki] Cutest Girls with Huge Assets in Bikinis Posted: 31 Mar 2014 09:38 PM PDT Ways to Make her Swoon with Craze http://www.fropki.com/ways-make-her-swoon-vt49796.html Cristina's Raunchy Body Restless in Swimsuits http://www.fropki.com/cristina-chiabotto-amarea-swimwear-photoshoot-vt56646.html World's Sexiest Driver in her Undergarments (Video) http://www.fropki.com/meet-our-sexy-new-chauffeur-julia-vt56649.html __._,_.___ Dear Members, We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder. To prevent this problem: You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book. REGARDING SPAM: All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail. In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to: Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com __,_._,___ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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