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[Fropki] This Guy Mastered Selling Tools And Car Parts On eBay

Posted: 14 Apr 2014 08:34 PM PDT





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[Fropki] Always Keep A Smile On Your Face

Posted: 14 Apr 2014 09:30 AM PDT





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[Fropki] Can You Guess The Last One In The Series?

Posted: 14 Apr 2014 07:06 AM PDT





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The World Seems... by Gregory Orr

Posted: 14 Apr 2014 03:31 AM PDT

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The World Seems…

 
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“This poem is part of a sequence of lyric meditations entitled The Word and the World. I’m fascinated by the spark and arc of connection between us and the world that words enact—meaning-making at its most intense, which is lyric poetry. What Emily Dickinson endorses as the poet’s ‘Audacity of Bliss,’ what Martin Buber urges as the spasmodic but sustaining power to turn the ‘it’ of things into the ‘thou’ of the beloved.”
—Gregory Orr

 

Gregory Orr’s most recent collection of poems is River Inside the River (W. W. Norton, 2013). He teaches at the University of Virginia, where he founded the MFA program in writing in 1975.

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[Fropki] Cats That Look Like Pin-up Girls

Posted: 14 Apr 2014 03:24 AM PDT





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[Fropki] Adorable Portraits of 10-Month-Old Baby and Dog

Posted: 14 Apr 2014 01:46 AM PDT





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Quote Lady's Quote for April 14

Posted: 14 Apr 2014 06:52 AM PDT




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((alpha-Q)) Lioness Killing his Mother..See what next >> [2 Attachments]

Posted: 14 Apr 2014 12:16 AM PDT

A Life of Abundance - Daily Inspiration

Posted: 13 Apr 2014 10:03 PM PDT

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Insights for living with joy and purpose


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Abundance is not something we acquire. It is something we tune into.
- Dr. Wayne W. Dyer

Not what we have, but what we enjoy, constitutes our abundance.
- Epicurus

Life in abundance comes only through great love.
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Ask and it will be given to you;
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[Fropki] Kim Kardashian's Assets Falling Out of Huge Slit

Posted: 13 Apr 2014 09:44 PM PDT





 
 
 
 

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[Fropki] Funny Animals That Are Hungry For Knowledge

Posted: 13 Apr 2014 08:33 PM PDT





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Posted: 13 Apr 2014 09:42 AM PDT





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The Good-Morrow by John Donne

Posted: 13 Apr 2014 03:31 AM PDT

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The Good-Morrow

 
John Donne

About This Poem

 

Many modern scholars believe that “The Good-Morrow” by John Donne was the first poem in Donne’s fifth text, Songs and Sonnets, published in 1633.

 

John Donne was born in 1572 in London. He is known as the founder of the Metaphysical Poets and is recognized for his ability to startle the reader and coax new perspective through paradoxical images, subtle argument, and inventive syntax. Donne died in London in 1631.

Poetry by Donne

 

"Darkness"
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"Cradle Song"
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"Lullaby of an Infant Chief"
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[Hindi Jokes] A sample of the language that rocks Mumbai and is understood only in Mumbai.........

Posted: 13 Apr 2014 02:52 AM PDT

 


CHAK DE

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A sample of the language that rocks Mumbai and is understood only in 
Mumbai.........

1. There's a minor problem- Arre yaar, "Waanda" ho gaya 

2. There's a big problem - Arre yaar, "Jhol" ho gaya 

3. There's a huge problem..(unsolvable)-Arre yaar,"Raada" ho  Gaya 

4. You'll be surprised .- Ekdam "Hill " jayega tu

5. I am going out of this place - Chal apun "Kaltii" marta hai.

6. Don't make a fool of others - Dekh , tu "Shendi" mat laga sabko 

7. Just get out of here,you oversmart fool!! - Chal e shane, "Hawa"aan de

8. I am not a stupid out here - Apun kya "ALIBAUG" se nahi aaya

9. There's some misunderstanding - Arre kuch "Galat Faimili" ho gayi 

10. Do u drink daily? - Tu kya roz "FULL TO" hota hai?

11. See, You are afraid.. - Dekh , teri to "FAT" gayi

12. Shall I bash u? - E Du kya "Kharcha Pani" ? 

13. Just take him into a secret place -Use jara "Khopche" me leke ja

14. What a beautiful lady !! - Kya "Zakaas Item" hai yaar!!

15. Don't just bluff. - E Jyaada "RAAG" mat de.. 

16. Don't take much tension.. - Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka kya??

17. Your clothes are very awkward!! - Kya "ZAGMAG /DHINKCHAAK"
pehna tune? 

18. I don't care about it much..!! - Abe yaar , "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata"

19. Please don't bore me... - Jyaada "PAKAA" mat be tu

20. All this must be done without anyone's notice Sab kaam "SUUMDI" me hona chahiye...kya?

All the mumbaikars would b having a smile on their face afer readiNg this .

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[Hindi Jokes] Jokes, Shayaris & Quote

Posted: 13 Apr 2014 02:52 AM PDT

 


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4 surgeons sat around discussing their favorite patients type 

1st surgeon says, 
"I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order".

2nd surgeon says, 
"I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order".

3rd surgeon says, 
"I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded.

The 4th surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians."

The other three surgeons look at each other in disbelief.

The 4th surgeon continues,    
"Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the butts  and brains  are interchangeable."
happy voting

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1 train me Katrina without ticket travel kar rahi thi..

Usne saree pehni thi.. T.C. Ne usse 100 rs fine liye..

Aishwarya ne jeans pehni thi, usse 75 rs fine liye..

Karina ne skirt pehni thi, usse 50 rs fine liye..

Par Sunny Leone se kuchh nai liya..

Why.. ??

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Uske pas ticket tha.

Soch badlo desh badlega..

Modi akela kya karega.....

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ये मुकरने का अंदाज़ मुझे भी सीखा दो

वादे नीभा-नीभा के थक गया हूँ मैं...

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Couple silently sitting next to each other & husband not talking....

Wife thinks. Why is he not talking to me? 

Is he thinking of another woman? 

Is he seeing someone?

Are wrinkles showing on my face? 

Is he trying to dump me?

Have I put on weight ?

Does my make up repel him these days?

Is he upset with my nagging? Why?

Husband thinks: Why the hell did Dhoni send Yuvaraj to bat... ?

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Definition of TIME!

Slow, when you wait!

Fast, when you r Late!

Deadly, when you r Sad!

Short, when you r happy!

Endless, when you r in Pain!

Long,when you feel bore!

Sometimes, time is determined by your feelings

and your psychological conditions not by clocks...

So,

Have A Nice Time Always!! :)

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ये सोच कर की शायद वो खिड़की से झाँक ले;

उसकी गली के बच्चे आपस में लड़ा दिए मैंने।

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2 wheeler travel mein Udti hai bahoot dust yaar
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Let's go by car

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MAA tere pyar ka haq, mujhse ada kya hoga..

Tu gar hai naaraz, toh khush mujhse khuda kya hoga !!

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Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying father says sorry.

Son says - Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it. 
Say "sorry" to it. Are the scars on the paper gone?

Dad says- Take my scooter and try to start.
does it start? Nahin naa.
Now give it 3-4 kicks.
Now does it start? Hua na.
Saale tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi.

Aage se ye Facebook/WhatsApp wale gyaan apne baap ko mat dena.

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Diapers ke advertisement Mai chhote bachho ke izzat lootne walo ...

Janta maaf nahi karegi. 

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Gulami to sirf tere ishq ki he.....

baaki yeh dil to pehle bhi nawab tha, aaj bhi nawab he

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Историческая коллекция - Немецкая кинохроника 1936-1945

Posted: 13 Apr 2014 05:38 PM PDT

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[Hindi Jokes] Women you're gonna love this one!

Posted: 13 Apr 2014 02:08 AM PDT

 


CHAK DE

Dedicated to all my friends. 
Women you're gonna love this one!

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some chocolate with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop sweets years ago", the homeless woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked.

"No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?", the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I hvnt had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband
and myself tonight.

The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, salon and chocolates.

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Insights for living with joy and purpose


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No one can find inner peace except by working,
not in a self-centered way, but for the whole human family.
- Peace Pilgrim

We can never obtain peace in the outer world
until we make peace with ourselves.
- Dalai Lama

God's voice is still and quiet and easily buried under an avalanche of clamor.
- Charles Stanley

The simplification of life is one of the steps to inner peace.
A persistent simplification will create an inner and outer well-being
that places harmony in one's life.
- Peace Pilgrim

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace.
- St. Francis of Assisi

Choose Inner Peace.
Nothing is worth losing your inner peace.
Take action as circumstances require,
but never surrender your inner peace.
Stop. Breathe deeply.
Close your eyes and breathe deeply again.
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Академия занимательных наук - Физика

Posted: 12 Apr 2014 02:40 PM PDT

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3 серия. Свет
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4 серия. Звук. 1 часть
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5 серия. Звук. 2 часть.
Эхо. Скорость звука. Гром.
6 серия. Закон земного притяжения. Гравитация
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8 серия. Выталкивающая сила
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9 серия. Три состояния вещества. Часть 1
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10 серия. Три состояния вещества. Часть 2
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13 серия. Скорость
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14 серия. Относительность движения. Вращательное движение
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15 серия. Масса и вес. Часть 1
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16 серия. Давление твердых тел
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18 серия. Закон инерции
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19 серия. Сила трения
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20 серия. II закон Ньютона
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21 серия. Сила упругости
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22 серия. Прочность
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23 серия. Сопротивление воздуха. Часть 1
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24 серия. Сопротивление воздуха. Часть 2
Траектория полета пули. Понятие парусности
25 серия. III Закон Ньютона
Как звучит третий закон Ньютона. Эксперимент с динамометром. Как человек плывет. Почему нельзя себя поднять за волосы. Понятие замкнутой системы. Реактивное движение.
26 серия. Работа и мощность
Понятие механической работы. Понятие мощности. Единицы измерения мощности.
27 серия. Механическая энергия, кинетическая и потенциальная
Понятие энергии. Виды механической энергии: потенциальная и кинетическая.
28 серия. Рычаг. Золотое правило механики.
Принцип качелей. Формула равновесия рычага
29 серия. Простые механизмы
Как строили пирамиды. Наклонная плоскость. Винт. Понятие КПД.
30 серия. Центробежная сила
Мотогонки. Крутящийся зонт. Понятие центробежной силы. Центробежная сила Земли. Принцип работы центрифуги.
31 серия. Введение в молекулярно-кинетическую теорию (МКТ)
Кто открыл атомы. Понятие элементарных частиц. Состояние вещества. Понятие МКТ.
32 серия. Поверхностное натяжение жидкости
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33 серия. Испарение. Конденсация
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34 серия. Диффузия
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35 серия. Закон Паскаля. Плотность. Давление жидкости. Часть 1
Соленая и пресная вода. Плотность воды. Соотношение литр-килограмм. Гидростатический парадокс. Формула гидростатического давления. Опыт Мюнхаузена с жидкостями разной плотности в одном сосуде.
36 серия. Закон Паскаля. Плотность. Давление жидкости. Часть 2
Атмосферное давление. Единицы измерения. Опыт Торричелли и Вивиани.
37 серия. Новогодний выпуск
Почему вареное яйцо крутится дольше, чем сырое. Белый цвет. Снег и дневной свет. Треск дров. Теплопроводность железа.
38 серия. Новогодний выпуск-2
Кварц. Кварцевые и атомные часы. Можно ли увидеть свет. Дифракция. Хрусталик глаза. Как самому сделать расписную бумагу.
39 серия. Сообщающиеся сосуды
Передачу ведёт моряк Джек. Шлюзы. Уровень воды. Акведук - водопровод Древнего Рима. Петергофские фонтаны. Водонапорная башня.
40 серия. Электрический заряд. Проводники и диэлектрики
Путешествие Кварка по Мексике. Встреча с Санчо. Опыт с палочками. Песня про Франклина.
41 серия. Температура. Термометры
Передачу ведёт бывалый моряк Джек. Открытия Галилео Галилея. Опыт с баллоном с трубкой. Шкалы Цельсия и Фаренгейта.
42 серия. Электрон и строение атома
Почему воздух не улетает в космос. Как устроен атом. Что такое электроны. Опыт: химическое действие электрического тока. Гальваностегия
43 серия. Термометры. Закон Шарля. Удельная теплоёмкость
Газовый термометр постоянного объёма. Что такое удельная теплоёмкость
44 серия. Удельная теплота плавления. Конвекция
Опыт Джозефа Блэка. Кристаллизация. Как птицы греются на льду. Понятие конвекции. Пол с подогревом.
45 серия. Линейное тепловое расширение твёрдых тел
Опыт с болтом и гайкой. Почему провода на линиях электропередачи зимой натянуты, а летом висят. Почему толстое стекло хуже переносит перепад температур, чем тонкое.
46 серия. Электричество. Молния. Ток
Разговор об электричестве. Что такое молния. Как работает молниеотвод. Как течёт ток.
47 серия. Электрический ток, источники электрического тока
Что такое электрический ток: кто его «придумал» и какие бывают виды электростанций. Вольтов столб.
48 серия. Теплопроводность. Излучение
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49 серия. Ток. Напряжение.
Чем мерят ток. Напряжение. Почему электрические провода делают из меди.
50 серия. Тепловое расширение жидкости
Объемное тепловое расширение. Температурный коэффициент объемного расширения. Термореле холодильника. Парадокс воды.
51 серия. Шаровая молния и холодная плазма
Факты-пазлы и научная теория. Плазма - четвертое состояние вещества. Как молния становится шаром.
52 серия. Аэродинамика. Как и почему мы можем летать
Первый полет на шаре. Закон Архимеда и воздушные шарики. Закон Бернулли. Самолеты и подъемная сила крыла.
53 серия. Аэродинамика. Двигатели
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54 серия. Вечные двигатели
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[Fropki] A Barbie Inspired Restaurant In Taiwan

Posted: 12 Apr 2014 10:15 AM PDT





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"Barbie Cafe" is a Barbie inspired restaurant that has just opened in Taiwan's capital city, Taipei. Barbie's manufacturers, US toy company Mattel, hope to promote Barbie as a fashion brand to the Asian market.









































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