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| [Fropki] Interesting Chemistry Facts Posted: 03 Apr 2014 06:33 AM PDT You may also like: Shadow Dance Challenge (Video) (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.)                             Click here for More Informative Stuff ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox? Click here to Join Fropki Mailing List ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet:
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| [Hindi Jokes] Jokes (03.04.14) Posted: 03 Apr 2014 03:40 AM PDT CHAK DE ========== If you want to teach your children about income tax... then Eat 30% of their ice cream... ========== Sardaar juice wale se :- Jaldi se juice de ladai hone wali hai... ek glass pine ke baad,,,ek glass aur de ladai hone wali hai..... woh bhi pene ke baad,,,,,,,,ek glass aur de jaldi ladai hone wali hai,,.... juice wala :- kab hogi ladai.....???? Sardaar :- Jab tu paise mangegaa... =========== Husband: "Jaan socha call kar loon, tum miss to kar rahi hogi?" .. Wife: "Aurr subah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha?" .. .. .. .. Husband silently thinking : (Saala ghar ka number lag gaya?)... ============ Husband To wife - "Wow Darling.., The House is So clean..!!! Was the Whatsapp Server down today...???" Wife : No Husband : (surprised !!!) Wife : I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it... ============ __._,_.___
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| [Hindi Jokes] Shyaris, Jokes (03.04.14) Posted: 03 Apr 2014 03:53 AM PDT CHAK DE =========== निगाहें आज भी शिद्दत से उस इंसान को ढूंढ रही है जिसने कहा था "बस दसवी पास कर लो आगे ज़िन्दगी आसान है" =========== Only a Man understands another Man.. Customer- I want to buy a Ladies Watch Shopkeeper- Sir, wife ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhaun... Dont laugh alone... pass it on..... =========== माँ रोटी कुछ और ही तरीके से बनती हैं। आटे में पानी के साथ साथ ज़रा सा हाथो का प्यार भी मिलाया करती हैं। =========== मौत का आलम देख कर तो ज़मीन भी दो गज़ जगह दे देती है... ए ख़ुदा!!! फिर यह इंसान क्या चीज़ है जो ज़िन्दा रहने पर भी दिल में जगह नहीं देता... =========== हमारे देश मेँ 14% लोग जिन्हें केजरीवाल में अपना भविष्य नजर आता है . . . . . . . ये वही लोग है जो बचपन मेँ छत से इसलिये कूद जाया करते थे... कि शक्तिमान इन्हेँ बचाने आयेगा... ========== __._,_.___
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| [Hindi Jokes] Shayaris, Jokes (03.04.14) Posted: 03 Apr 2014 03:40 AM PDT CHAK DE ========= खाने में कोई जहर घोल दे, तो उसका इलाज है.. लेकिन, कान में कोई जहर घोल दे, तो उसका कोई इलाज नहीं है..!! ========= असल में वही जीवन की चाल समझता है ... जो सफ़र में धूल को गुलाल समझता है ..! ========= Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, a few seconds later the girl slaps him for pinching. Frightened Hubby to wife: I swear I didn't . Wife: I know, I did it =========== Pillows Have Witnessed The Most Honest Confessions and Silent Tears Too,.... =========== 7 Saal ke bhai se 5 Saal ki behan poochti hai.. . . What is love Bhaiyya ?? . . . . . . CUTE ANSWER: Bhai: "Tum har roz mere bag se chocolate kha jaati ho lekin mai fir bhi wahi rkhta hu... . . That's true love.. __._,_.___
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| From Trance Notebook #2 [nerdy questions about exact pitch] by Wayne Koestenbaum Posted: 03 Apr 2014 03:01 AM PDT
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| Quote Lady's Quote for April 3 Posted: 03 Apr 2014 06:26 AM PDT Quote Lady's Quote of the Day Volume 17, Number 93 ISSN 1534-3073 Quote for Thursday April 3, 2014 What we call man's power over nature turns out to be a power exercised by some men over other men with nature as its instrument. ~ C. S. Lewis ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ As we approach Lent and Easter, consider the book "But I Tell You: Jesus Introduces a Better Way to Live." Short chapters cover the Sermon on the Mount in both a scholarly and accessible way. Great for lenten reading, as an Easter gift for Christian friends, or for a book group. Written by Karen L. Oberst, aka Quote Lady. Find multiple ways to putchase it at: http://www.faith-writer.com/BITY.html Or go directly to Amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=1594980101/karensquoteoftheA/ -&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-& Note: National holidays are U.S. unless otherwise noted. April is: Child Abuse Prevention Month Today, April 3 is: Check Your Batteries Day Birthday of: Washington Irving [writer] (b. 1783) Henry R. Luce [publisher] (b. 1898) Jane Goodall [ethologist (studied gorillas)] (b. 1934) -&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-& To subscribe to the Quote of the Day list, send a blank email to quote-a-day-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To be removed from this list, send a blank email to quote-a-day-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Email quotelady@quotelady.com with questions, comments, or quotation suggestions. Be sure to put quote somewhere in the subject line. Visit http://www.quotelady.com for over 7500 quotes arranged by author and subject. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A QuoteLady.com publication Copyright (c) 2014 Karen L. Oberst, Editor & Publisher All rights reserved worldwide. Permission is granted to freely copy or forward the Quote of the Day to anyone that you wish, as long as you include the entire message. In fact, we'd love it if you did. ---------------------------------------------- __._,_.___ __,_._,___ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Quote Lady's Quote for April 2 Posted: 02 Apr 2014 07:03 AM PDT Quote Lady's Quote of the Day Volume 17, Number 92 ISSN 1534-3073 Quote for Wednesday April 2, 2014 Today's quote suggested by Larry Nyland The first and last task of a leader is to keep hope alive. ~ John W. Gardner -&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-& Order the new Kindle Fire This exciting new Kindle is shipping now! You get: Movies, apps, games, music, reading and more, plus Amazon's revolutionary, cloud-accelerated web browser. 18 million movies, TV shows, songs, magazines, and books, Amazon Appstore - thousands of popular apps and games Ultra-fast web browsing. Amazon Silk Free cloud storage for all your Amazon content Vibrant color touchscreen with extra-wide viewing angle. Order yours through QuoteLady.com today, or follow the link below. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=B0051VVOB2/karensquoteoftheA/ Happy reading! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Note: National holidays are U.S. unless otherwise noted. April is: Hans Christian Anderson Month Today, April 2 is: International Children's Book Day Birthday of: Charlemagne [1st Holy Roman emperor] (b. 742) Hans Christian Andersen [fairy tale author] (b. 1805) Sir Alec Guinness [actor] (b. 1914 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ To subscribe to the Quote of the Day list, send a blank email to quote-a-day-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To be removed from this list, send a blank email to quote-a-day-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Email quotelady@quotelady.com with questions, comments, or quotation suggestions. Be sure to put quote somewhere in the subject line. Visit http://www.quotelady.com for over 7500 quotes arranged by author and subject. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A QuoteLady.com publication Copyright (c) 2014 Karen L. Oberst, Editor & Publisher All rights reserved worldwide. Permission is granted to freely copy or forward the Quote of the Day to anyone that you wish, as long as you include the entire message. In fact, we'd love it if you did. ---------------------------------------------- __._,_.___ __,_._,___ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Posted: 01 Apr 2014 11:06 PM PDT CHAK DE ======== मुश्किलें जरुर है, मगर ठहरा नही हूँ मैं. मंज़िल से जरा कह दो, अभी पहुंचा नही हूँ मैं. कदमो को बाँध न पाएंगी, मुसीबत कि जंजीरें, रास्तों से जरा कह दो, अभी भटका नही हूँ मैं. सब्र का बाँध टूटेगा, तो फ़ना कर के रख दूंगा, दुश्मन से जरा कह दो, अभी गरजा नही हूँ मैं. दिल में छुपा के रखी है, लड़कपन कि चाहतें, मोहब्बत से जरा कह दो, अभी बदला नही हूँ मैं. " साथ चलता है, दुआओ ककाफिला, किस्मत से जरा कह दो, अभी तनहा नही हूँ मैं. ========= __._,_.___
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| [Hindi Jokes] Once upon a time, there lived a King, Posted: 01 Apr 2014 11:06 PM PDT CHAK DE ============= (Contented) Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content. One day, the King came upon a servant who was singing happily while he worked. This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Land, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly servant had so much joy. The King asked the servant, 'Why are you so happy?' The man replied, 'Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but my family and I don't need too much - just a roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummies.' The king was not satisfied with that reply. Later in the day, he sought the advice of his most trusted advisor. After hearing the King's woes and the servant's story, the advisor said, 'Your Majesty, I believe that the servant Has not been made part of The 99 Club.' 'The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?' the King inquired. The advisor replied, 'Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club is, place 99 Gold coins in a bag and leave it at this servant's doorstep.' When the servant saw the bag, he took it into his house. When he opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy... So many gold coins! He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced that there were 99 coins. He wondered, 'What could've happened to that last gold coin? Surely, no one would leave 99 coins!' He looked everywhere he could, but that final coin was elusive. Finally, exhausted he decided that he was going to have to work harder than ever to earn that gold coin and complete his collection. From that day, the servant's life was changed. He was overworked, horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him make that 100th gold coin. He stopped singing while he worked. Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled. When he sought his advisor's help, the advisor said, 'Your Majesty, the servant has now officially joined The 99 Club.' He continued, 'The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never contented, because they're always yearning and Striving for that extra 1, saying to themselves: 'Let me get that one final thing and then I will be happy for life.' We can be happy, even with very little in our lives, but the minute we're given something bigger and better, we want even more! We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us; all these as a price for our growing needs and desires. That's the "Club 99" ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THAT CLUB? ============ __._,_.___
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| [Hindi Jokes] What Indian advertisements taught me.??? Posted: 01 Apr 2014 11:06 PM PDT CHAK DE ========== What Indian advertisements taught me.??? 1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip. 2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence. 3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications. 4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste. 5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!! 6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop. 7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls. 8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!! 9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10 10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar. 11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices. 12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people who make better milk products. 13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India. 14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over you face. 15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls. 16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs. 17. People believe that Bacardi makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water. 18. The only time mothers and daughters talk to each other, it's usually about hair oil. 19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat. And, finally this 20.Mutual fund investments are subject to market risks please read the offer document carefully before investing. =========== __._,_.___
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| [Hindi Jokes] Shyaris, Jokes (02.04.14) Posted: 01 Apr 2014 11:06 PM PDT CHAK DE ========= हजारों चहरो मे तेरी मोहब्बत मिली मुझको ___! पर दिल की जिद थी की तू नही तो तुझ जैसा भी कोई नही ___!! ========= Teri Mohabbat Ko Kbhi Khel Nhi Smja, Warna Khel to etne Khele Hai Ki Kbhi Haare Nhi..!!! ========= Sardar to call centre: My internet is not working properly Officer: Ok Double click on "My computer" Sardar: I can't see ur computer Officer: No no click on "My computer" on ur computer Sardar: How can I click on ur computer from my computer? Officer: listen There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on ur computer Ok double click on it Sardar: what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer...? Officer: Double click on ur computer Sardar: On which Icon i've to click Officer: "My Computer":-@ Sardar: Tell me where is ur house. I'll come there and click on ur "My Computer" =========== Sunny Leone: "Ragini MMS 2 mey main sab ko dara ke rakh dungi" Pappu: "Darr to aapki pehle ki movies mey bhi lagta tha, kahi peechhe se mummy papa na aa jaayen" =========== New survey report- Divorce rate of India is now almost half . Reason- husband & wife busy on what's app forget fighting on small issues =========== Why Is "Maa Ki Dua" Written Only On Trucks, Buses And Autos? Because, . . . . . . Mercedes, BMWs And Audis Are Usually The Result Of "Baap Ka Paisa" ========== मुझे दफनाने से पहले मेरा दिल❤ निकाल कर उसे दे देना… मैं नही चाहता के वो खेलना छोङ दे…!! ========== __._,_.___
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| [Hindi Jokes] Quotes, Jokes (02.04.13) Posted: 01 Apr 2014 11:06 PM PDT CHAK DE ========== quality special Every time I talk to my wife, my mind reminds me that....... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose ' ========== Read twice because it is an excellent quote: "Life can give us lots of beautiful persons, but only one person is enough for a beutiful Life ============ Life is irony: Little girl wants barbie dolls and little boys want big cars.. After growing up big girls want big car's and big boys want barbie girls =========== Excellent quote by Osho: "I am responsible for what I spoke., but not for what you understood" ========== "Worry is a total waste of time. It doesn't change anything but..., Surely keeps us very very busy doing nothing.'' ========== As cold water and warm iron take away the wrinkles of clothes. A cool mind and warm heart takes out the worries of life. ========= Every Artist gives his own name to his work. But there is no artist like a "MOTHER", who gives birth to a child but gives Father's name !!! ========== Boy : Hello ! Girl : Hi ! Boy: I am jeet. Girl: Hello Jeet, where are you? Boy: Darr ke aagey =========== __._,_.___
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