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Q. Why is it called the wonder bra?
A. Because when they take it off you wonder where her boobs went.

 

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A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do.

 

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

 

"How about $50?"

 

The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

 

"You're finished already?" he asked.

 

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

 

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

 

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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

 

 The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

 

 "Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

 

 The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

 

Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

 

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

 

"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

 

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