[Fropki] The Lion Tamer (Joke)

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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer. Two people show up. One is a golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it … He is mean!"

 

Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try first?"

 

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and  charges at her. About halfway, she throws open her coat revealing her naked body.…

 

The lion stops, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick for several minutes and rests his head at her feet. The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the old golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"

 

The old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there."

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