[Fropki] Hilarious Laws

Law of equality:
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call you in 5 minutes!

 

Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

 

Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.

 

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

 

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

 

Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

 

Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

 

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

 

Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

 

Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.

 

Law of Proposal:
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...

 

Law of getting late:
When you reach early for something it will never start on time.

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