| All SMS Types Posted: 13 Feb 2015 08:01 PM PST Inspirational Quotes Pictures
| [Fropki] 10 Ways You Screw Up Valentine's Day Posted: 13 Feb 2015 07:38 PM PST
(Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection.
If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.)
SI 2015 Swimsuit Takes Over the Schermerhorn Symphony Center Valentine's Day may not be your favorite holiday but for sake of solidarity, you love it. Some of you might get the planning jitters in an attempt to impress her, and the rest of you couldn't care less. So, either you're the guy who wants to woo her and hope that the date turns into more or you're already together and you're the guy who thinks he can get away with the bare minimum. Unfortunately, there are repercussions for both ends of the spectrum. For the eager beavers, there is such a thing as overkill and yes, it can be just as damaging as doing nothing at all. Here are five tips to help you avoid overdoing it and making a fool out of yourself, and five tips to help you avoid under-doing it and making a fool out of her. 10. Underdo: Homemade Memories Printing out a picture of the two of you off your home printer and putting it in a picture frame that you had in a drawer at your apartment is absolutely one of the most dangerous gifts you can give her. While the sentimentality is there, the DIY picture frame gift is entirely underwhelming and it will pale in comparison to what she expected and likely even what she got you. If you are going to do the picture frame gift you will have to buy a frame, maybe even have it engraved, and have the picture printed somewhere other than your home. 
9. Overdo: The Publicity Play Any over-the-top public display of affection should be considered carefully. Asking to be put up on the big screen at a game, arranging a shout-out at a concert, calling in to her favorite radio station to tell the world how much you love her, having her serenaded by Spanish guitarists at the restaurant, and the most dignifiedly overdone, the flash mob -- these are all overkill, and while it may seem romantic in concept, embarrassment is a very likely alternative. 
8. Underdo: Game Time Want to ruin everything? Then bring her to a restaurant where they are playing the game. You won't get away with it, no matter how discreet the television is. Checking your phone for the score is also a no-no - on Valentine's Day she has a certain X-ray vision, so don't even bother telling her it's your mother. The sports will have to wait. 
7. Overdo: Scavenger Hunt The night-long scavenger hunt that leads to a slew of cheesy gifts with rose-petal paths leading up to them is much better in theory. Whether it be in your apartment or around the city, putting that much planning into something says way more than you think, or intend to say. It is very sweet, but with each clue you work on, you may be bringing her one step closer to the wrong impression. 
6. Underdo: The Sweet Tooth A box of chocolates from the drugstore is almost worse than no gift. It's a sign of a last-minute present that on your end feels more of an obligation than a pleasure. It might also send the message that you are a bare-minimum-effort kind of guy, or that you think she isn't worth more than the mere bent edges of a no-name cardboard box. It won't impress her, nor will the plastic bag that it comes in. 
5. Overdo: The Novel Thoughtful cards are great, but a five-page handwritten love letter on loose-leaf is unnecessary. Try telling her everything you want to say face-to-face, in a more casual dialogue, rather than in a dramatic soliloquy on paper. It might seem like a good idea, but when she wants to read it in front of you, the embarrassment will kick in and her reaction is almost sure to be less than what you imagined. And, once that letter's in her hands, you can't take it back. Meaning it might be found by snooping eyes (or she might show it to her friends.) 
4. Underdo: Going Dutch Allowing her to split the check with you, no matter how stubborn or insistent she is, is a big no. Whether it's a first date or you're married, she will not forget that you let her pay her way on Valentine's Day, ever. The gift, the company, the good wine and atmosphere would all move to an underwhelming place at the back of her mind if you took any sort of monetary contribution from her. Just don't do it. 
3. Overdo: The Grand Gesture Try to avoid overly grand emotional gestures on Valentine's Day, like telling someone you love them for the first time over candlelight to a romantic soundtrack playing in the background. Or, putting a set of your apartment keys in a jewelry box. It's a bit cliché, risks being very anticlimactic and with the flowers, gift and dinner, it's a bit over-stimulating. Also, there's something impersonal about knowing that across the globe, thousands of other men might be doing the same thing. 
2. Underdo: Text Sending a text, email, or Facebook message will not do. Valentine's Day demands a card. Neglecting to give a card is a big oversight. Just as risky is picking up a card and simply signing your name under the Hallmark greeting or poem, regardless of how well it's worded. Put some effort into writing something sentimental and personal to your relationship. If you don't, you risk her being disappointed and this will set the tone for the rest of the evening. 
1. Overdo: The Flower Jungle Flowers are great and they should almost always be given on Valentine's Day in some capacity, but anything more than a dozen roses is overzealous and looks more like a beauty pageant prize. Adding a box of chocolates, a piece of jewelry, a life-sized teddy bear and a five-course meal is also too much. Try to pick two things and leave it at that. The idea isn't to smother her with gifts, but to give her something meaningful. 
Click here to view Funny & Strange Pics~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Want More Such Mails for FREE?
Click here to Join Fropki in just 3 Clicks
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Today's Most Popular Topics on Fropki: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __._,_.___
Posted by: "Delisha Choksi" <delishachoksi@yahoo.in>
Dear Members,
We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder.
To prevent this problem:
You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book.
REGARDING SPAM:
All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail.
In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to:
Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
__,_._,___ | | Астраханская не пастеризованная Черная Икра с доставкой по всей России. Posted: 13 Feb 2015 11:40 AM PST | | ندای سلامت با طبیعت Posted: 13 Feb 2015 03:38 PM PST | | [Fropki] 6 Girls in College You Will Make Love To Posted: 13 Feb 2015 09:22 AM PST
Posted by: "Vaani Kapoor" <kapoor.vaani@yahoo.in>
Dear Members,
We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder.
To prevent this problem:
You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book.
REGARDING SPAM:
All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail.
In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to:
Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
__,_._,___ | | не ругайте себя, Вы ни в чем не виноваты. Posted: 13 Feb 2015 07:11 AM PST Здравствуйте Кризис такой кризис... Средств не
хватает всем, но это не повод себя
ругать. Чем ругать, лучше попробовать из этой
ямы вылезти. Как это сделали вот эти
ушлые ребята: А ведь тоже метались из стороны в
сторону, пока не взяли себя в руки и не
занялись делом. Тоже отговорки всякие
искали: мол, не осилю, не обучен... Теперь собирают в день по 200-300 баксов
как с куста. И не боятся за свое завтра
– с таким занятием не пропадешь: Пробуйте, Вас там уже ждут. Они же
смогли, а у Вас-то опыта в любом случае
больше. ******************
Алексей Смирнов,
онлайн предприниматель  | | [Hindi Jokes] Sarat Posted: 13 Feb 2015 12:07 PM PST शहर के सबसे बड़े बैंक में एक बार एक बुढ़िया आई ।
उसने मैनेजर से कहा :- "मुझे इस बैंक में कुछ रुपये जमा करने हैं" मैनेजर ने पूछा :- कितने हैं ? वृद्धा बोली :- होंगे कोई दस लाख । मैनेजर बोला :- वाह क्या बात है, आपके पास तो काफ़ी पैसा है, आप करती क्या हैं ? वृद्धा बोली :- कुछ खास नहीं, बस शर्तें लगाती हूँ । मैनेजर बोला :- शर्त लगा-लगा कर आपने इतना सारा पैसा कमाया है ? कमाल है... वृद्धा बोली :- कमाल कुछ नहीं है, बेटा, मैं अभी एक लाख रुपये की शर्त लगा सकती हूँ कि तुमने अपने सिर पर विग लगा रखा है ।
मैनेजर हँसते हुए बोला :- नहीं माताजी, मैं तो अभी जवान हूँ और विग नहीं लगाता । तो शर्त क्यों नहीं लगाते ? वृद्धा बोली । मैनेजर ने सोचा यह पागल बुढ़िया खामख्वाह ही एक लाख रुपये गँवाने पर तुली है, तो क्यों न मैं इसका फ़ायदा उठाऊँ... मुझे तो मालूम ही है कि मैं विग नहीं लगाता । मैनेजर एक लाख की शर्त लगाने को तैयार हो गया । वृद्धा बोली :- चूँकि मामला एक लाख रुपये का है, इसलिये मैं कल सुबह ठीक दस बजे अपने वकील के साथ आऊँगी और उसी के सामने शर्त का फ़ैसला होगा । मैनेजर ने कहा :- ठीक है, बात पक्की... मैनेजर को रात भर नींद नहीं आई.. वह एक लाख रुपये और बुढ़िया के बारे में सोचता रहा । अगली सुबह ठीक दस बजे वह बुढ़िया अपने वकील के साथ मैनेजर के केबिन में पहुँची और कहा :- क्या आप तैयार हैं ? मैनेजर ने कहा :- बिलकुल, क्यों नहीं ? वृद्धा बोली :- लेकिन चूँकि वकील साहब भी यहाँ मौजूद हैं और बात एक लाख की है, अतः मैं तसल्ली करना चाहती हूँ कि सचमुच आप विग नहीं लगाते, इसलिये मैं अपने हाथों से आपके बाल नोचकर देखूँगी । मैनेजर ने पल भर सोचा और हाँ कर दी, आखिर मामला एक लाख का था ।
वृद्धा मैनेजर के नजदीक आई और धीर-धीरे आराम से मैनेजर के बाल नोचने लगी । उसी वक्त अचानक पता नहीं क्या हुआ, वकील साहब अपना माथा दीवार पर ठोंकने लगे । मैनेजर ने कहा :- अरे.. अरे.. वकील साहब को क्या हुआ ? वृद्धा बोली :- कुछ नहीं, इन्हें सदमा लगा है, मैंने इनसे पाँच लाख रुपये की शर्त लगाई थी कि आज सुबह दस बजे मैं शहर के सबसे बड़े बैंक के मैनेजर के बाल नोचकर दिखा दूँगी । ठोको ताली - एक दम ताजा है... __._,_.___
Posted by: ganesh kumble <ganeshkumble2014@gmail.com>
To subscribe send email to hindi_jokes-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
To unsbscribe send email to hindi_jokes-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com email here to post your sms,jokes and pictures.
www.facebook.com/ganeshkumble21 Join with us on face book
You are interested to moderate hindi jokes group?
Mail me at ganeshkumble2014@gmail.com .   __,_._,___  | | [Fropki] 9 Ways To Watch The World Cup Without Getting Caught Posted: 13 Feb 2015 07:40 AM PST
(Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection.
If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.)
WWE Divas - Valentine's Day Divas 2015 Photoshoot By now you must have made your peace with the World Cup timing and moved into the second stage of your World Cup campaign – plotting how to watch the match. So here's some help, with a little help from our friends at Lay's. 1. Pretend to have loosies. 
Of all common ailments that you don't need a doctor's certificate for – an upset stomach is right up there, with one major advantage – no one wants to discuss an upset stomach. So tell your professor you have the loosies, disappear to the loo and stream the match on your phone. The greatest thing here is, if you have to pee, you won't even need to get up to go to the loo. 2. Toggle like a boss. 
If there's one key which will decide whether or not you watch the match, it is how quickly you can toggle screens between that boring excel sheet and StarSports.com. Warning: Make sure the speakers are on mute though – unless of course you want to explain to him why the staffing email has recorded cheers of 'Virat….Viraaaat' 3. Plug in. 
The office and your bay are just too noisy, and you can't get any work done till the time you can drown out the noise with some dubstep. With that done, open a separate window and hear the commentary while multi-tasking between two email stinkers and one missed deadline. Also has an added benefit to drown out a screaming boss or those colleagues who just don't shut up. 4. Put a friend to good use. 
You know the one who doesn't drink, is always in the loo when the bill arrives and has to suddenly go out of town each time you ask to borrow his car? Yeah, now is the time he earns his keep. Get him to constantly keep whatsapping the score/developments to you. It'll be a little delayed, but beats seeing the match in highlights! 5. Fake a contagious disease. 
When compared to an upset stomach, which in office/work lingo means too lazy to attend or come up with a better excuse, Conjunctivitis is in another league altogether. Just tell your professor you have conjunctivitis and would be happy to attend college. There will be a 15-second pause on the other end of the line and you'll hear 'OK' before he hangs up on you. No professor or boss wants the pressure of starting off an infectious pandemic on their conscience. Stay at home and watch the match. 6. Fake your birthday. 
Tell the professor it's your birthday and you want to celebrate by buying the entire class unlimited and copious amounts of Lay's and crates of Pepsi. A man who says no to a birthday celebration hasn't been made yet. Oh, the canteen just so happens to be streaming the match – what a pleasant surprise! 7.Come up with a bullshit but brilliant excuse. 
You and Binny went to school together. In KG. You've been the best of friends since then, Binny was hanging with you when he got the call for the Indian Cricket Team and now thinks you are his lucky mascot. You have to watch the match because you don't want to take a risk with his career. Tragically, this will only work for India matches and odds are the professor will ask you to invite Binny to your college annual day. 8.Marry something really low tech with something really high tech. 
Find a radio station with running commentary, pair it to microphone patches which are standard issue CIA and used in movies. These patches are virtually undetectable and might only be there in movies – which means you have to hurry – the mic patch would need to be invented as well! Click here to view Funny & Strange Pics~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Want More Such Mails for FREE?
Click here to Join Fropki in just 3 Clicks
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Today's Most Popular Topics on Fropki: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __._,_.___
Posted by: "Vaani Kapoor" <kapoor.vaani@yahoo.in>
Dear Members,
We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder.
To prevent this problem:
You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book.
REGARDING SPAM:
All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail.
In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to:
Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
__,_._,___  | | [Hindi Jokes] Anokha patra [1 Attachment] Posted: 13 Feb 2015 10:41 AM PST 
__._,_.___ View attachments on the web
Posted by: ganesh kumble <ganeshkumble2014@gmail.com>
Check out the automatic photo album with 1 photo(s) from this topic. 
To subscribe send email to hindi_jokes-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
To unsbscribe send email to hindi_jokes-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com email here to post your sms,jokes and pictures.
www.facebook.com/ganeshkumble21 Join with us on face book
You are interested to moderate hindi jokes group?
Mail me at ganeshkumble2014@gmail.com .   __,_._,___  | | i am Jen now iam 20 and iam the one of the fashion show... Posted: 13 Feb 2015 05:37 AM PST | | ЭТО БОЛЬШЕ ЧЕМ ЗАРАБОТОК В ИНТЕРНЕТЕ [ognvavmw] Posted: 13 Feb 2015 04:54 AM PST
[qsrjcdkh]
[bnzahhin]
[wzebmsx] | | Void and Compensation (Karaoke Genesis) by Michael Morse Posted: 13 Feb 2015 03:30 AM PST | Since when did keeping things to ourselves
help us to better remember them? We need tutorials from predecessors. To restore what’s missing makes a science
of equating like with like, or touching
small pebbles on a larger mental abacus. We hitch a memory of order to ourselves: From rotating bodies in space comes wind,
by which we’re buffeted, cooled, or graced;
The sun warms both the sunflower
and the angel with whom we might wrestle;
We get some lyrics from a higher power
and then we act on or for each other. In calculated reunions of broken parts,
the latter must always feel the former,
inherit both the track and the turn. A situation like an empty orchestra. And when we try to sing above it, intuit,
and even in our singing are mistaken— if pitch is something sought and never pure,
if latter sounds like something we can climb
as opposed to where we find ourselves
more recently in our relations, in time,
having been left or starting our leave-taking— something happened—someone followed someone.
Someone had. Even held. Our formers. We’re doppelgangers, saintly or undone;
pick a song and listen for your cue. Here’s the void. Now sing some compensation.   Copyright © 2015 by Michael Morse. Used with permission of the author. |
| About This Poem “Karaoke translates into English as ‘empty orchestra’—a portmanteau of sorts from the Japanese words for empty (kara) and orchestra (ōkesutora). I can hardly sing a lick and my limited range yields Karaoke choices that are more talky than sung. And yet I love the idea and essence of the act. Singing lyrics that we learn (or read) parallels what we inherit—as family members, as inhabitants and citizens of particular places, and as poets—from whomever and whatever we follow. What follows is a kind of genesis, a making in which we simultaneously borrow and add our own stamp.”
—Michael Morse |
| | | Michael Morse is the author of Void and Compensation (Canarium Books, 2015). He teaches at the Ethical Culture Fieldston School in New York City and lives in Brooklyn. |
| | | "The Everyday Enchantment of Music" by Mark Strand  |
"Record" by Katrina Vandenberg |
"B-Sides from my Idol Tryouts" by Harmony Holiday |
| | Poem-a-Day Launched during National Poetry Month in 2006, Poem-a-Day features new and previously unpublished poems by contemporary poets on weekdays and classic poems on weekends. |
| | | |   | | [Fropki] Mind-Bending Photos Questioning Laws Of Physics Posted: 13 Feb 2015 06:02 AM PST
Mind-Bending Photos Questioning Laws Of Physics
Sometimes, when a photo is taken, the planets seem to align and give us a perfect image. It's when the perfect angle, the right place, and the right timing all combine to yield a photo so hilariously odd that it makes you look twice and question what you are viewing. These 14 examples of such mind-bending photos will make you wonder just how they were created. They're that bizarre.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox?
Join Fropki Mailing List HERE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __._,_.___
Posted by: "Sneha" <knottysneha22@yahoo.in>
Dear Members,
We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder.
To prevent this problem:
You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book.
REGARDING SPAM:
All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail.
In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to:
Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
__,_._,___ | | [Fropki] Valentine's Day Jokes Posted: 13 Feb 2015 12:48 AM PST ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox?
Join Fropki Mailing List HERE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __._,_.___
Posted by: "Aashima Lulla" <aashima.believes@gmail.com>
Dear Members,
We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder.
To prevent this problem:
You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book.
REGARDING SPAM:
All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail.
In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to:
Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
__,_._,___ | | Quote Lady's Quote for Feb. 13 Posted: 13 Feb 2015 06:09 AM PST
Quote Lady's Quote of the Day Volume 18, Number 44
ISSN 1534-3073
Quote for Friday February 13, 2015
Talent without discipline
is like an octopus on roller skates.
There's plenty of movement,
but you never know if it's going to be
forward, backwards, or sideways.
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
+++++++++ Support QuoteLady's Sponsor ++++++++++++
I know all of you who love quotations are great readers.
For an easy, absolutely free way to help support this
service, please start your shopping at Amazon.com
by using the link on QuoteLady.com. Or use the link below.
http://tiny.cc/6h9nfx
Thanks for your faithfulness and for this help!
-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&
Note: National holidays are U.S. unless otherwise noted.
February is: National Time Management Month
Today, February 13 is: Blame Someone Else Day
Birthday of: Eleanor Farjeon [writer] (b. 1881)
Grant Wood [painter (American Gothic)] (b. 1892)
Chuck Yeager [1st man to break sound barrier] (b. 1923)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
To subscribe to the Quote of the Day list, send a
blank email to quote-a-day-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
To be removed from this list, send a blank email to
quote-a-day-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
Email quotelady@quotelady.com with questions,
comments, or quotation suggestions. Be sure to
put quote somewhere in the subject line.
Visit http://www.quotelady.com for over 8000 quotes
arranged by author and subject
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A QuoteLady.com publication
Copyright (c) 2015 Karen L. Oberst, Editor & Publisher
All rights reserved worldwide.
Permission is granted to freely copy or forward
the Quote of the Day to anyone that you wish, as
long as you include the entire message.
In fact, we'd love it if you did.
__._,_.___
Posted by: Karen Oberst <koberst@yahoo.com>
__,_._,___ | | Ваш счет пополнен на 15 000 RUB Posted: 13 Feb 2015 12:20 AM PST Здравствуйте!
На Ваш счет уже завтра поступит 15 000 RUB.
Каждые 2-3 дня Вам будут поступать переводы без остановки.
>>>Получить перевод 15 000 RUB!<<<
Процесс запущен, и конца этому не будет!
Прочитайте коротенькую инструкцию и сразу же получите перевод в размере 15 000 RUB  | | [Hindi Jokes] RECHARGE MY MOBILE PHONE PLEASE Posted: 12 Feb 2015 09:00 PM PST रात को मे नेट चला रहा था,
तभी मेरा नेट पेक खतम हो गया,
तभी मेने अपने दोस्त को काल किया उसने मेरे मोबाइल मे 25 Rs. का नेट का रिचार्ज करवाया,
सुबह उसकी नौकरी लग गई
उसने दूसरे लोगो को बताया
एक व्यक्ति ने 100 का रिचार्ज कराया उसे 10 लाख की लौटरी लग गई
एक व्यक्ति ने 255 Rs. का कराया तो उसे अपने खेत मे गढा धन मिला
एक यूवक कराने की सोच ही रहा था की उसको रसते मे i phone 6 पडा मिला
एक व्यक्ति ने इस मेसेज का मजाक उडाया तो उसका फोन हेंग हो कर खराब हो गया
एक ग्रुप एडमिन ने इस मेसेज को डिलीट कर दिया तो उसके ग्रुप मे पोस्ट आना बंद हो गई
इस मेसेज को अधिक से अधिक फोर्वड़ करे ओर रिचार्ज करवाये
आपका भला होगा और रात तक आपको खुशखबरी मिलेगी
अगर इसका मजाक उडाया तो....
__._,_.___
Posted by: "ganeshkumble2014@gmail.com" <ganeshkumble2014@gmail.com>
To subscribe send email to hindi_jokes-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
To unsbscribe send email to hindi_jokes-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com email here to post your sms,jokes and pictures.
www.facebook.com/ganeshkumble21 Join with us on face book
You are interested to moderate hindi jokes group?
Mail me at ganeshkumble2014@gmail.com .  __,_._,___  | | [Hindi Jokes] MANUSHYA KITNA MURKH HAI Posted: 12 Feb 2015 09:00 PM PST मनुष्य कितना मूर्ख है प्रार्थना करते समय समझता है कि भगवान सब सुन रहा है,
पर निंदा करते हुए ये भूल जाता है। ************************************
पुण्य करते समय यह समझता है कि भगवान देख रहा है,
पर पाप करते समय ये भूल जाता है। ************************************
दान करते हुए यह समझता है कि भगवान सब में बसता है,
पर चोरी करते हुए ये भूल जाता है।
************************************ प्रेम करते हुए यह समझता है कि पूरी दुनिया भगवान ने बनाई है,
पर नफरत करते हुए ये भूल जाता है। ************************************
और हम कहते हैं कि मनुष्य सबसे बुद्धिमान प्राणी है।
क़दर किरदार की होती है,
वरना...कद में तो साया भी इंसान से बड़ा होता है ************************************
__._,_.___
Posted by: "ganeshkumble2014@gmail.com" <ganeshkumble2014@gmail.com>
To subscribe send email to hindi_jokes-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
To unsbscribe send email to hindi_jokes-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com email here to post your sms,jokes and pictures.
www.facebook.com/ganeshkumble21 Join with us on face book
You are interested to moderate hindi jokes group?
Mail me at ganeshkumble2014@gmail.com .  __,_._,___  | | [Fropki] Khloe Kardashian's Sexy Bra Exposed in Sheer Top Posted: 12 Feb 2015 08:44 PM PST
Posted by: "Anurag Tyagi" <anurag.tyagi81@yahoo.co.in>
Dear Members,
We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder.
To prevent this problem:
You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book.
REGARDING SPAM:
All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail.
In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to:
Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
__,_._,___ | | [Fropki] 17 Valentine's Day Cards That'll Make You Want To Throw Up Now Posted: 12 Feb 2015 07:47 PM PST
(Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection.
If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.)
WWE Divas - Valentine's Day Divas 2015 Photoshoot If you've ever received a card like one on this list, and not died/had a heart attack/ wanted to die, you're related to Superman. Take a look, and you'll see what we mean. 1. When you open the envelope, and see a crying Kanye on your card. 
2. When your relationship is progressing slower than IE. 
3. When you figure out what this guy wants. 
4. When you get a reality check. 
5. When you stammer. 
6. When you try to be punny. 
7. When you find out you're dating a serial killer. Or someone who could be a serial killer. 
8. When you see find love in men from like a century back. 
9. When you get this particular point. 
10. When you can't ignore the hair in the background. 
11. When you get this! 
12. When...*pukes*. 
13.When you realize you can't eat pani puris anymore. 
14. When you actually, physically, receive this. 
15. When you realize there are people like this in the world. 
16. Or like this! 
17. If you ever manage to decipher this. 
Click here to view Funny & Weird Pics~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Want More Such Mails for FREE?
Click here to Join Fropki in just 3 Clicks
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Today's Most Popular Topics on Fropki: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __._,_.___
Posted by: "Tulika Gaur" <gaurtulika@yahoo.in>
Dear Members,
We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder.
To prevent this problem:
You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book.
REGARDING SPAM:
All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail.
In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to:
Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
__,_._,___ | | Уловки против ЖКХ: как снизить плату за воду вдвое Posted: 12 Feb 2015 12:07 PM PST Всем день добрый! Меня зовут Иван Алексеевич Гончаров, я слесарь-сантехник с тридцатилетним стажем. Ко мне часто обращаются люди с одним и тем же вопросом: "Как экономить на потреблении воды? Вроде стараемся пользоваться по минимуму, а счета продолжают расти! Счетчики проблему не решили, а просто в очередной раз вывернули наши карманы наизнанку… Как быть? Можно как-нибудь "скрутить" счетчик?"  | | [Fropki] Beauty of Disney Land, Paris Posted: 12 Feb 2015 08:46 AM PST
(Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection.
If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.)
Kelly Brook Shows Sexy Legs in Short Skirt Today's Most Popular Topics on Fropki: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __._,_.___
Posted by: "Paromita Battacharjee" <paromitab87@yahoo.in>
Dear Members,
We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder.
To prevent this problem:
You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book.
REGARDING SPAM:
All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail.
In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to:
Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
__,_._,___ | | [Fropki] Suffering From The Funnnniest Syndrome Posted: 12 Feb 2015 06:08 AM PST (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection.
If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.)You may also like:Pole Dancing Experts Show True TalentSuffering From The Most Awkward Syndrome Hover hand syndrome occurs when someone takes a picture with someone they really respect, like, or are attracted to...and can't bring themselves to actually touch the person. It's strange, it's awkward, and it just keeps happening to people everywhere. Check Out for Hot Celebrity Images HERE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox?
Join Fropki Mailing List HERE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __._,_.___
Posted by: "Nishi Pari" <nishpari69@gmail.com>
Dear Members,
We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder.
To prevent this problem:
You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book.
REGARDING SPAM:
All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail.
In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to:
Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
__,_._,___ | | Plastic Cookie by Cate Marvin Posted: 12 Feb 2015 03:33 AM PST | Like a teapot, I’m tipped to spill from my kettle snout
some silver tears, these few drops that glow and drip their arrows down into the ground from off my eyes
and nose. I was going to send back the plastic cookie fallen from your daughter’s false stove, her pretend
kitchenette, into the net compartment that opens up beneath my daughter’s stroller when its pink flower
is broken open, which I discovered upon landing in Newark, to push my nervy daughter along bright
airport corridors so that we might be reunited with our luggage. My orange suitcase pops its atrocity out
from that mystery mouth that spills onto the metallic fins that spool around, and I run to clutch at it, heave
its weight. Yet, just yesterday, it sat fat in your room, contents sprung: underwear, diapers. The both of us
fearful for our respective daughters, too deep, perhaps, in love with our singular daughters, drinking late into
the night, speaking of our daughters. Earlier, furious your fearsome daughter pulled her entire plastic kitchen
down, crashed it to the floor, as if toppling a bookshelf with the simple tug of a hand. Daughters astonishing
daughters! Mine with her dish-wash hair, plate eyes full of gray-blues, wanting to play with your daughter’s
stove, the plastic kettles, tea cups. Still little, wobbling all over the room. Then dusk sat its fat ass down at last.
To our great relief, we found our daughters deep asleep, and were free to drink the rum of us, which was, as it
always had been, a gradual drink. And you know what you know with your hands, wish the night blacker since
blackest is forever. Who’d believe I’d be dropping such bells of tears now, to hear them ring inside the earth that
absorbs them? Let us not hand down this history to our daughters. Let’s ignore what a plastic cookie means to us,
or for that matter why your daughter had one in the first place. Forget your daughter’s pale glare in that doorway’s
3 a.m.: innocent us lying underneath and atop one another on your lousy futon. Denier, liar, totem. You’d given me
a plastic cookie. No. You and your daughter gave me and my daughter a plastic cookie. You cannot now comfort me.
So disown me. The soil is free. Within it lives all that matters. One day, I’ll see you down there. Daughter-free. Copyright © 2015 by Cate Marvin. Used with permission of the author. |
| About This Poem “This is a poem about the metaphoric value of objects as they travel from one context into another. In its original setting, the object seems innocuous enough. Freshly examined, its symbolism seems so weighty as to be obvious.”
—Cate Marvin |
| | | Cate Marvin is the author of Oracle (W. W. Norton, 2015). She teaches at the College of Staten Island, City University of New York, and lives in Maplewood, New Jersey. |
| | Most Recent Book by Marvin Oracle (W. W. Norton, 2015) |
| | "To My Daughter" by Hyam Plutzik  |
"?" by Randall Mann |
"The Language of the Birds" by Richard Siken |
| | Poem-a-Day Launched during National Poetry Month in 2006, Poem-a-Day features new and previously unpublished poems by contemporary poets on weekdays and classic poems on weekends. |
| | | |   | | Ваш кошелек пополнен на 3700rub! Posted: 12 Feb 2015 03:24 AM PST | | [Fropki] Irina Shayk - Sexiest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Pics (Feb 2015) Posted: 12 Feb 2015 03:03 AM PST
Posted by: "sachin sharma" <sachinshrm619@gmail.com>
Dear Members,
We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder.
To prevent this problem:
You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book.
REGARDING SPAM:
All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail.
In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to:
Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
__,_._,___ |  |
No comments:
Post a Comment