[Fropki] Some Naughty Humour

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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.

 

Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." …. the girl smiled.

 

At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair."

 

Her sister smiled and said, "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

 

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One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops.

 

"What are you doing, Mommy?" The mother too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer.

 

"Well, sweetie, sometimes daddy's tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out."

 

The little girl replies, "Well, mommy you really shouldn't bother with that."

 

The mother has a confused look on her face, "Why do you say that sweetheart?"

 

The little girl replies, "Because mommy, everytime you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up."

 

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I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt… Damn mosquito!!!

 

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Teacher and her 3 boy students:

 

Teacher: "Why did you laugh?"
Boy 1: "I saw a strap of your bra."
Teacher: "You are punished to stay out of school for one week."

 

Boy 2 laughed…
Teacher: "Why did you laugh?"
Boy 2: "I saw your bra straps."
Teacher: "You are punished to stay out of school for one month."

 

Teacher bent down to pickup a chalk. Boy 3 started walking out of the class…
Teacher: "Why are you leaving?"
Boy 3: "I think my school days are over."

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