[Fropki] Is Old Age This Funny? (Jokes)

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OLD FRIENDS

 

Two elderly ladies have been friends for many decades. Over the years, they partook in many activities and adventures together. Lately, their activities have been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.

 

One day when they were playing cards, one looked at the other and said: "Now don't get mad at me - I know we've been friends for a long time but I just can't think of your name. I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."

 

Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"

 

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DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTRE

 

80-year old Bessie bursts into the recreation room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!"

 

An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"

 

Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."

 

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SENIOR DRIVING

 

As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him:  "Vernon , I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on M25. Please be careful!"

 

"Hell," said Vernon , "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
 
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ROMANCE

 

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

 

She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to get back to sleep.

 

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."

 

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

 

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."

 

Angrily, he threw back the sheets and got out of bed.

 

"Where are you going?" she asked.

 

"To get my teeth!"

 

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SUPERSEX

 

A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.

 

As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex."

 

She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."

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