[Fropki] What Women Say and what they Actually Mean

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What women say and what they really mean...

 

We need - I want

 

It's your decision - The correct decision should be obvious by now

 

Do what you want - You'll pay for this later

 

We need to talk - I need to complain

 

Sure...go ahead - I don't want you to.

 

I'm not upset - Of course I'm upset, you moron.

 

You're...so manly - You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

 

You're certainly attentive tonight. - Is sex all you ever think about?

 

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! - I'm on my period.

 

Be romantic, turn out the lights. - I have flabby thighs.

 

Hang the picture there - No, I mean hang it there!

 

I heard a noise - I noticed you were almost asleep.

 

Do you love me? - I'm going to ask for something expensive.

 

How much do you love me? - I did something today you're really not going to like..

 

I'll be ready in a minute. - Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

 

Is my butt fat? - Tell me I'm beautiful.

 

You have to learn to communicate. - Just agree with me.

 

Are you listening to me!? - [Too late, you're dead.]

 

Yes - No

 

No - No

 

Maybe - No

 

I'm sorry. - You'll be sorry.

 

I'm not yelling! - Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

 

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

 

The same old thing. - Nothing.

 

Nothing. - Everything.

 

Everything. - My PMS is acting up.

 

Nothing, really. - It's just that you're such an asshole.

 

I don't want to talk about it. - Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you.

 

Can't we just be friends? - There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.

 

I just need some space - ...without you in it

 

Can you help me with my homework? - If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.

 

Do I look fat in this dress? - We haven't had a fight in a while

 

No, pizza's fine - Cheap bastard

 

I just do not want a boyfriend now - I just do not want (you as a) boyfriend

 

I don't know; what do you want to do - I can't believe that you have nothing planned

 

I don't really mind where we eat - ....As long as it's the place I've already decided on

 

I like you but... - I don't like you

 

You never listen - You never listen

 

We're moving too quickly - I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend

 

I'll be ready in a minute - I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.

 

Oh Yes! Right there - Well, near there; I just want to get this over with

 

I'm just going out with the girls - We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends

 

There's no one else - I am doing your brother

 

Size doesn't count... - unless I want an orgasm.

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