[Fropki] Ridiculous Gifts You'd Never Like to Receive on Your Birthday

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1. How To Cure Bad Breath

 

Seriously?! Mint gum would be a more suitable hint.

 

2. Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

 

The #1 After-genital contact hand sanitizer.
Must be the last thing you expected on your birthday...

 

3. Armpit Hair Shirt

 

When you work so hard to eliminate that hair, who would want this shirt?

 

4. Happy Birthday Toilet Paper

 

So that you'll be reminded of your birthday even in the toilet.

 

5. A book about your poo

 

The surprise of all surprises on your birthday!

 

6. Cockroach backpack

 

When everybody else is avoiding it, you have a huge one hanging on your back?

 

7. Butt shorts

 

Talk about complete mockery…

 

8. A Memo Pad with insults

 

An insult a day keeps the good vibes away… It's a memo pad, too!

 

9. Emergency Inflatable Brain

 

We all forget to use our "brains" at some time in our life... or "loose" our brains, so we have the perfect solution. The inflatable brain will allow you to quickly get your brain back in any emergency. Funny gift for that person to seems to always forget their brain!

 

10. Grow a boyfriend/girlfriend

 

Not a really good idea for someone who's never been in a relationship.

 

11. The Swearing Finger

 

Nothing beats a swearing finger wrapped in fancy paper.

 

12. Polly the insulting parrot

 

Polly is one dirty little bird. Polly looks innocent enough sitting on his little perch, but when Polly detects motion, he lets the expletives fly in a fun parrot voice!

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