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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
 We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
 --Jay Leno

 

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America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
 --Jay Leno

 

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Q. Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
 A. Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
 --Conan O'Brien

 

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Q. What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
 A. A fund raiser.
 --Jay Leno

 

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Q. What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
 A. One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
 --David Letterman

 

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Q. If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
 started to sink, who would be saved?
 A. America!
 --Jimmy Fallon

 

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Q. What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
 A. Bo has papers.
 --Jimmy Kimmel

 

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Q. What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
 A. It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
 --David Letterman

 

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Q. Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?
 A. He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.

 

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Q. How can you spot Al Gore in a bunch of Secret Service agents?
 A. He's the stiff one.

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