[Fropki] My Doctors (By Murli dhar Gupta)
You may also like:Titillating tips to seduce women to bed him you want a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again.
~~~~~
He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years ..
Before he realized she was Chinese.
~~~~~
Another time, he gave a patient six months to live.
At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill,
So, the doctor gave him another six months.
~~~~~
While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said,
"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible."
The doctor said,
"Tell him I can't see him."
~~~~~
Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled,
"Doctor, doctor ! - my son just swallowed a roll of film!"
The doctor calmly replied, "Well let's just wait and see what develops."
~~~~~
I remember one time I told my doctor
I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice:
"Don't answer it."
~~~~~
My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.
One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."
The doctor gave him some pills and said,
"Here, take these —
If they don't work, give me a ring."
~~~~~
Another guy told the doctor that he thought
he was a deck of cards
The doctor simply said,
" Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."
~~~~~
When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,
He told me to stop going to those places.
~~~~~
You know, doctors can be so frustrating.
You wait a month and a half for an appointment,
Then he says,
"I wish you had come to me sooner." Click here for Hilarious Jokes Collection
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox?
Click here to Join Fropki Mailing List
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
__._,_.___
Dear Members,
We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder.
To prevent this problem:
You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book.
REGARDING SPAM:
All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail.
In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to:
Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com 
__,_._,___
Posts
0 comments:
Post a Comment