[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Sachin Tendulkar- 10th
pass
.
Anil ambani- 12th pass
.
Einstein-"failed 12 tym
in a class"
.
Edission-"i never
worried for
exam,coz 1 sheet never
decide mah
future"
.
Harbhajan singh- 8th
pass
.
.
M.s dhoni-"failed 2 tyms
in b.com" .
..
"BS YAHI KUch LOG H JO
MjHE PADHNE SE ROKTE
H
VARNA TOP MAARU..!!'

Santa: What happened to your half-yearly result?
Pappu: Dad, there's one good news and one bad news.
Santa: Good news first?
Pappu: I passed the exams.
Santa: And the bad news?
Pappu: The good news is wrong!

Pappu apni family k sath jungle me rehta tha.
..
Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha mila.
sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to
usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai
..
Wo Usy apne ghar le gaya Or
Usse roz baaten krne laga....
..
Uski Biwi ko shak huwa.
Ek din uski gair mojudgi me
Usne Sheesha nikala or apna
aks dekh kr boli:
"Acha to ye hai wo Churail
jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hy".
..
Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko
dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:
"Koi baat nhi..! Budhi hy, jaldi marr jayegi"



Gf : Itni Slow Awaz Me kis
Se Baat kar Rahe Ho?

Boy : Bahen se !!

Girl : Bahen Se Itni Slow
Awaz Me Bolne ki kya Zaroorat
Hai ?

Boy : Tumhari Jo Hai !!

*BREAK_UP*

 

EXAM me fail hone ki wajah kya
hai ?
.
.
1 saal ke 365 din hote he.
..
Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure
saal ke 122 din
365-122=243
.
.
Diwali ; holi etc...aur summer
vacation gino 61 din
243-61=182 din
.
.
Usme 52 sanday.
182-52=130 din.
.
.
Festival ke 40.
Collage festival 15 din
130-55=75 din.
.
.
Khane pine nahane ke 3 ghante
ke hisab se 46 din.
75-46=29 din.
.
.
Roj ke 1 ghante dosto ke.Uske
15din.
29-15=14 din.
.
.
Ab hum 10 din to bimar bhi rahte
he.
14-10=4 din bache.
.
.
T.V dekhne ke 3 din.
4-3=1 din bacha Yaar
.
.
1 sal me 1 din hi to birthday aata
hai
Ab birth day ke din kon padhe
yaar




How 2 grow up a baby 2 mak it
smart,cute,funny & extremely inteligent.
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Meet My Parents..



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