[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Fb me har ladke ki problem
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Gharwaalo ko lagta hai kahi humara
ladka Love marriage na kar le
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Par unhe kya pata yaha toLadkiyan
ADD bhinahi karti.
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.Love marriage to door kibaat hai...

Boy : Mujhe 1 bottle blood dedo..
Nurse : Blood group bolo..
Boy : Koi b chlega..
Nurse : Kaise chalega.. ??
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Boy : Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai..
Koi bhi chalega.

Why boys call all girls "Item"?
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Bcoz item means "maal"
maal means "paisa"
paisa means "laxmi"
aur ladkiyan toh ghar ki laxmi hoti hai.
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"Rishta wahi soch nayi" ..



Girl:" Baba mere mobile me Balance nai rahta kya
karu
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NIRML Baba:" boyfrnd hai ki nahi, .
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Girl:" nahi..
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Baba:" bus isliye hi kripa ruki hai,
Boyfrnd bana lo
kripa shuru ho jayegi.

 

Santa:
Tum bike itni tez q chla rhe ho?
Banta:
Ye letter urgent dena hai
Santa:
Kaha?
Banta:
Address padhne ka time nai hai.
Santa:
Ok go fast.




Log Pta Nhi Kudi Ko Kaise Prpose kr
Dete Hai..??
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Meko To Pani-Puri Khane K Baad
Papdi Maangne me v Sharam Aa Jati
Hai..



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