[Fropki] Naughty Dose of Laughter (16+)

You may also like:
The Amazing Pink Cup (Video)

One day an old man and his wife were sitting in their rockers.

 

The old man reached over and grab his wife's breast and said,
"If these produced milk, we could get rid of the cow."

 

Then he reached down and grabbed between her legs and said,
"If this was a little warmer, we wouldn't need the furnace."

 

The old woman reached over and grabbed his d**k and said,
"If this was a little harder, I wouldn't need your brother."

 

---------------------------------

 

There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old woman. A year later the woman had a baby and the doctor came out and told the old man that he was the father of a 9lb 8oz baby boy. The old man replied, "This old motor is still a' running."

 

Next next year his wife had another baby and the doctor came out and told the man that he was the father of a 8lb 5oz baby girl. The old man replied, "This old motor is still a' running."

 

The next year his wife was back in the hospital yet again, having their third child and the doctor came out and told the old man that he was the father of a 10lb 9oz baby boy. The old man replied again, "This old motor is still a' running.''

 

And the doctor said, "Yeah but you better get your oil changed because this one is black."

 

---------------------------------

 

One day Adam and Eve notice God standing before them, holding a bag.

 

"Hi, God. What's in the bag?" asked Eve.

 

"These are a couple of things that were left over from creation that I thought you two would be interested in." God rummages around in the bag a moment. "Okay who wants to be able to pee standing up?"

 

Adam immediately puts his hand up in the air, waving frantically. "Me! Me! Me! Oh, oh, PLEASE, God, let me have it! Just think of how much more work I could get done in the fields if I could pee standing up! And it would help so much when I'm out hunting! Oh, please, please, please let me have it!"

 

"Well, all right," says God. "Now, let's see what we have for you, Eve." God rummages about a bit more in the bag.

 

"Ah, right. Multiple orgasms."

Click here for Reading More Hilarious Jokes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox?
Click here to Join Fropki Mailing List
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet:

• Alexis Ren in Bra and Short Shorts (Sexy)
• Irina Shayk Out in Tiny Skirt (Sexy)
• Watch Chitrangada Singh unseen pictures (Sexy)
• Unwrapped Gifts of Bollywood (Sexy)
• Nothing is Impossible (Game)
• Amazing Ab Exercises in Revealing Clothes (Video)
• Ba Ba Black Sheep (Spicy Joke)
• Get me a Battleship (Story)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

__._,_.___

---

Posted by: "Tulika Gaur" <gaurtulika@yahoo.in>

---

Dear Members,

We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder.

To prevent this problem:

You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book.


REGARDING SPAM:
All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail.


In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to:
Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com

Visit Your Group

• New Members 205

• Privacy • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use