[Fropki] Laughter Can Never be Sufficient

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Who is Marylou?

 

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head.

 

"I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation."

 

"Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."'

 

The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again.

 

"What was that for?" he complained.

 

"Your dog called last night."

 

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Three Wishes

 

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

 

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."

 

The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband and my life. I just want to go home."

 

Poof! The brunette gets her wish, and she is returned to her family.

 

The redhead says, "I've also been stuck here for years, and I wish I could go home, too."

 

Poof! The redhead gets her wish, and she is returned to her family.

 

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

 

The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"

 

The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

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