[Fropki] Roommate Sex

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The top 50 things to do or say when you wake up to your roommate having sex...

 

50. (the obvious) "Ooooooo."

 

49. "That works better the other way around."

 

48. Sniff, sniff. "Is something burning?"

 

47. "Damn, that's complicated"

 

46. "Wait, wait, here take my pillow."

 

45. "All right, already. _I_ came!"

 

44. "You guys need a value pak."

 

43. Smoke a pipe, every once in a while wave it around and say, "Good show, old bean!"

 

42. "Is that sperm or a mudpack?"

 

41. "You've got something stuck in your teeth."

 

40. "4 out of 5 dentists say that's bad for your enamel."

 

39. Go to the fridge, break open a cold one and pick up the remote. Point and click. Complain when they don't change position.

 

38. "You know, they say that three's a charm."

 

37. Suggest your favorite position.

 

36. Shine a flashlight at them. "This is a citizen's arrest, assume the positition."

 

35. "Bring in the Gimp!"

 

34. "Hold that pose!"

 

33. Sit up and bounce vigorously on your bed, clapping and squealing with joy.

 

32. Start singing Meatloaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light."

 

31. Sing "Shake your bootie."

 

30. "A little to the left."

 

29. "Is that a penis in your girlfriend, or are you just happy to see me?"

 

28. "Is there room for two in there?"

 

27. "Two words: penis extension."

 

26. Invite others in as a cheering section.

 

25. Charge admission at the door.

 

24. Make and hold up score cards.

 

23. All of them should read 6.9.

 

22. Whip out pen and paper and take notes.

 

21. "Maybe it would help if you..."

 

20. "That reminds me of a joke I heard."

 

19. "That's what you call erect?"

 

18. "Let the chicken go, he had nothing to do with it!"

 

17. Hold up two bags and say, "Paper or plastic?"

 

16. Roll over, grunt and say, "I'd rather be fishing."

 

15. "Use the Heimlich; she's got something caught in her throat!"

 

14. "May I cut in?"

 

13. "That's illegal in Arkansas."

 

12. "Holy whips and chains, Batman!"

 

11. Scream at the top of your lungs. When they ask what's wrong say you thought you were having a nightmare.

 

10. "Look, if you insist on me being part of this, let me at least get her for a few minutes!"

 

9. Take pictures. Explain that it was a Kodak moment.

 

8. Recite Condom Month slogans. i.e. 'Pack you wiener before you bean her.' and 'Wrap you wacker before you pack her.'

 

7. "Let's make a sandwich!"

 

6. "Is that hard enough for you?"

 

5. "I'm going to the water fountain, can I get you anything?"

 

4. "I think you dropped something."

 

3. "So, you like to eat at the Y?"

 

2. Grab your camcorder and ask, "How much do you think they'd pay to see this on Pay-per-view?"

 

1. "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

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