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| [Fropki] 10 Ways You Screw Up Valentine's Day Posted: 13 Feb 2015 07:38 PM PST (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.) Valentine's Day may not be your favorite holiday but for sake of solidarity, you love it. Some of you might get the planning jitters in an attempt to impress her, and the rest of you couldn't care less. So, either you're the guy who wants to woo her and hope that the date turns into more or you're already together and you're the guy who thinks he can get away with the bare minimum. Unfortunately, there are repercussions for both ends of the spectrum. For the eager beavers, there is such a thing as overkill and yes, it can be just as damaging as doing nothing at all. Here are five tips to help you avoid overdoing it and making a fool out of yourself, and five tips to help you avoid under-doing it and making a fool out of her. 10. Underdo: Homemade MemoriesPrinting out a picture of the two of you off your home printer and putting it in a picture frame that you had in a drawer at your apartment is absolutely one of the most dangerous gifts you can give her. While the sentimentality is there, the DIY picture frame gift is entirely underwhelming and it will pale in comparison to what she expected and likely even what she got you. If you are going to do the picture frame gift you will have to buy a frame, maybe even have it engraved, and have the picture printed somewhere other than your home. 9. Overdo: The Publicity PlayAny over-the-top public display of affection should be considered carefully. Asking to be put up on the big screen at a game, arranging a shout-out at a concert, calling in to her favorite radio station to tell the world how much you love her, having her serenaded by Spanish guitarists at the restaurant, and the most dignifiedly overdone, the flash mob -- these are all overkill, and while it may seem romantic in concept, embarrassment is a very likely alternative. 8. Underdo: Game TimeWant to ruin everything? Then bring her to a restaurant where they are playing the game. You won't get away with it, no matter how discreet the television is. Checking your phone for the score is also a no-no - on Valentine's Day she has a certain X-ray vision, so don't even bother telling her it's your mother. The sports will have to wait. 7. Overdo: Scavenger HuntThe night-long scavenger hunt that leads to a slew of cheesy gifts with rose-petal paths leading up to them is much better in theory. Whether it be in your apartment or around the city, putting that much planning into something says way more than you think, or intend to say. It is very sweet, but with each clue you work on, you may be bringing her one step closer to the wrong impression. 6. Underdo: The Sweet ToothA box of chocolates from the drugstore is almost worse than no gift. It's a sign of a last-minute present that on your end feels more of an obligation than a pleasure. It might also send the message that you are a bare-minimum-effort kind of guy, or that you think she isn't worth more than the mere bent edges of a no-name cardboard box. It won't impress her, nor will the plastic bag that it comes in. 5. Overdo: The NovelThoughtful cards are great, but a five-page handwritten love letter on loose-leaf is unnecessary. Try telling her everything you want to say face-to-face, in a more casual dialogue, rather than in a dramatic soliloquy on paper. It might seem like a good idea, but when she wants to read it in front of you, the embarrassment will kick in and her reaction is almost sure to be less than what you imagined. And, once that letter's in her hands, you can't take it back. Meaning it might be found by snooping eyes (or she might show it to her friends.) 4. Underdo: Going DutchAllowing her to split the check with you, no matter how stubborn or insistent she is, is a big no. Whether it's a first date or you're married, she will not forget that you let her pay her way on Valentine's Day, ever. The gift, the company, the good wine and atmosphere would all move to an underwhelming place at the back of her mind if you took any sort of monetary contribution from her. Just don't do it. 3. Overdo: The Grand GestureTry to avoid overly grand emotional gestures on Valentine's Day, like telling someone you love them for the first time over candlelight to a romantic soundtrack playing in the background. Or, putting a set of your apartment keys in a jewelry box. It's a bit cliché, risks being very anticlimactic and with the flowers, gift and dinner, it's a bit over-stimulating. Also, there's something impersonal about knowing that across the globe, thousands of other men might be doing the same thing. 2. Underdo: TextSending a text, email, or Facebook message will not do. Valentine's Day demands a card. Neglecting to give a card is a big oversight. Just as risky is picking up a card and simply signing your name under the Hallmark greeting or poem, regardless of how well it's worded. Put some effort into writing something sentimental and personal to your relationship. If you don't, you risk her being disappointed and this will set the tone for the rest of the evening. 1. Overdo: The Flower JungleFlowers are great and they should almost always be given on Valentine's Day in some capacity, but anything more than a dozen roses is overzealous and looks more like a beauty pageant prize. Adding a box of chocolates, a piece of jewelry, a life-sized teddy bear and a five-course meal is also too much. Try to pick two things and leave it at that. The idea isn't to smother her with gifts, but to give her something meaningful. Click here to view Funny & Strange Pics ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Such Mails for FREE? Click here to Join Fropki in just 3 Clicks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Popular Topics on Fropki:
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| [Fropki] 6 Girls in College You Will Make Love To Posted: 13 Feb 2015 09:22 AM PST  __._,_.___ Posted by: "Vaani Kapoor" <kapoor.vaani@yahoo.in> Dear Members, We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder. To prevent this problem: You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book. REGARDING SPAM: All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail. In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to: Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com __,_._,___ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Posted: 13 Feb 2015 12:07 PM PST शहर के सबसे बड़े बैंक में एक बार एक बुढ़िया आई । मैनेजर ने पूछा :- कितने हैं ? वृद्धा बोली :- होंगे कोई दस लाख । मैनेजर बोला :- वाह क्या बात है, आपके पास तो काफ़ी पैसा है, आप करती क्या हैं ? वृद्धा बोली :- कुछ खास नहीं, बस शर्तें लगाती हूँ । मैनेजर बोला :- शर्त लगा-लगा कर आपने इतना सारा पैसा कमाया है ? कमाल है... वृद्धा बोली :- कमाल कुछ नहीं है, बेटा, मैं अभी एक लाख रुपये की शर्त लगा सकती हूँ कि तुमने अपने सिर पर विग लगा रखा है । तो शर्त क्यों नहीं लगाते ? वृद्धा बोली । मैनेजर ने सोचा यह पागल बुढ़िया खामख्वाह ही एक लाख रुपये गँवाने पर तुली है, तो क्यों न मैं इसका फ़ायदा उठाऊँ... मुझे तो मालूम ही है कि मैं विग नहीं लगाता । मैनेजर एक लाख की शर्त लगाने को तैयार हो गया । वृद्धा बोली :- चूँकि मामला एक लाख रुपये का है, इसलिये मैं कल सुबह ठीक दस बजे अपने वकील के साथ आऊँगी और उसी के सामने शर्त का फ़ैसला होगा । मैनेजर ने कहा :- ठीक है, बात पक्की... मैनेजर को रात भर नींद नहीं आई.. वह एक लाख रुपये और बुढ़िया के बारे में सोचता रहा । अगली सुबह ठीक दस बजे वह बुढ़िया अपने वकील के साथ मैनेजर के केबिन में पहुँची और कहा :- क्या आप तैयार हैं ? मैनेजर ने कहा :- बिलकुल, क्यों नहीं ? वृद्धा बोली :- लेकिन चूँकि वकील साहब भी यहाँ मौजूद हैं और बात एक लाख की है, अतः मैं तसल्ली करना चाहती हूँ कि सचमुच आप विग नहीं लगाते, इसलिये मैं अपने हाथों से आपके बाल नोचकर देखूँगी । मैनेजर ने पल भर सोचा और हाँ कर दी, आखिर मामला एक लाख का था । मैनेजर ने कहा :- अरे.. अरे.. वकील साहब को क्या हुआ ? वृद्धा बोली :- कुछ नहीं, इन्हें सदमा लगा है, मैंने इनसे पाँच लाख रुपये की शर्त लगाई थी कि आज सुबह दस बजे मैं शहर के सबसे बड़े बैंक के मैनेजर के बाल नोचकर दिखा दूँगी । ठोको ताली - एक दम ताजा है... __._,_.___ Posted by: ganesh kumble <ganeshkumble2014@gmail.com>
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| [Fropki] 9 Ways To Watch The World Cup Without Getting Caught Posted: 13 Feb 2015 07:40 AM PST (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.) By now you must have made your peace with the World Cup timing and moved into the second stage of your World Cup campaign – plotting how to watch the match. So here's some help, with a little help from our friends at Lay's. 1. Pretend to have loosies.Of all common ailments that you don't need a doctor's certificate for – an upset stomach is right up there, with one major advantage – no one wants to discuss an upset stomach. So tell your professor you have the loosies, disappear to the loo and stream the match on your phone. The greatest thing here is, if you have to pee, you won't even need to get up to go to the loo. 2. Toggle like a boss.If there's one key which will decide whether or not you watch the match, it is how quickly you can toggle screens between that boring excel sheet and StarSports.com. Warning: Make sure the speakers are on mute though – unless of course you want to explain to him why the staffing email has recorded cheers of 'Virat….Viraaaat' 3. Plug in.The office and your bay are just too noisy, and you can't get any work done till the time you can drown out the noise with some dubstep. With that done, open a separate window and hear the commentary while multi-tasking between two email stinkers and one missed deadline. Also has an added benefit to drown out a screaming boss or those colleagues who just don't shut up. 4. Put a friend to good use.You know the one who doesn't drink, is always in the loo when the bill arrives and has to suddenly go out of town each time you ask to borrow his car? Yeah, now is the time he earns his keep. Get him to constantly keep whatsapping the score/developments to you. It'll be a little delayed, but beats seeing the match in highlights! 5. Fake a contagious disease.When compared to an upset stomach, which in office/work lingo means too lazy to attend or come up with a better excuse, Conjunctivitis is in another league altogether. Just tell your professor you have conjunctivitis and would be happy to attend college. There will be a 15-second pause on the other end of the line and you'll hear 'OK' before he hangs up on you. No professor or boss wants the pressure of starting off an infectious pandemic on their conscience. Stay at home and watch the match. 6. Fake your birthday.Tell the professor it's your birthday and you want to celebrate by buying the entire class unlimited and copious amounts of Lay's and crates of Pepsi. A man who says no to a birthday celebration hasn't been made yet. Oh, the canteen just so happens to be streaming the match – what a pleasant surprise! 7.Come up with a bullshit but brilliant excuse.You and Binny went to school together. In KG. You've been the best of friends since then, Binny was hanging with you when he got the call for the Indian Cricket Team and now thinks you are his lucky mascot. You have to watch the match because you don't want to take a risk with his career. Tragically, this will only work for India matches and odds are the professor will ask you to invite Binny to your college annual day. 8.Marry something really low tech with something really high tech.Find a radio station with running commentary, pair it to microphone patches which are standard issue CIA and used in movies. These patches are virtually undetectable and might only be there in movies – which means you have to hurry – the mic patch would need to be invented as well! Click here to view Funny & Strange Pics ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Such Mails for FREE? Click here to Join Fropki in just 3 Clicks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Popular Topics on Fropki:
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| [Fropki] Valentine's Day Jokes Posted: 13 Feb 2015 12:48 AM PST You may also like: Cat Fight - MMA Wrestling Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentines Day, the side chick is you! Scientists have discovered a certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive on Valentines Day by 90 percent.... Wedding cake. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox? Join Fropki Mailing List HERE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet:
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| Quote Lady's Quote for Feb. 13 Posted: 13 Feb 2015 06:09 AM PST Quote Lady's Quote of the Day Volume 18, Number 44 ISSN 1534-3073 Quote for Friday February 13, 2015 Talent without discipline is like an octopus on roller skates. There's plenty of movement, but you never know if it's going to be forward, backwards, or sideways. ~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr. +++++++++ Support QuoteLady's Sponsor ++++++++++++ I know all of you who love quotations are great readers. For an easy, absolutely free way to help support this service, please start your shopping at Amazon.com by using the link on QuoteLady.com. Or use the link below. http://tiny.cc/6h9nfx Thanks for your faithfulness and for this help! -&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-& Note: National holidays are U.S. unless otherwise noted. February is: National Time Management Month Today, February 13 is: Blame Someone Else Day Birthday of: Eleanor Farjeon [writer] (b. 1881) Grant Wood [painter (American Gothic)] (b. 1892) Chuck Yeager [1st man to break sound barrier] (b. 1923) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ To subscribe to the Quote of the Day list, send a blank email to quote-a-day-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To be removed from this list, send a blank email to quote-a-day-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Email quotelady@quotelady.com with questions, comments, or quotation suggestions. Be sure to put quote somewhere in the subject line. Visit http://www.quotelady.com for over 8000 quotes arranged by author and subject ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A QuoteLady.com publication Copyright (c) 2015 Karen L. Oberst, Editor & Publisher All rights reserved worldwide. Permission is granted to freely copy or forward the Quote of the Day to anyone that you wish, as long as you include the entire message. In fact, we'd love it if you did. __._,_.___ Posted by: Karen Oberst <koberst@yahoo.com> __,_._,___ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| [Hindi Jokes] RECHARGE MY MOBILE PHONE PLEASE Posted: 12 Feb 2015 09:00 PM PST
रात को मे नेट चला रहा था, तभी मेरा नेट पेक खतम हो गया, तभी मेने अपने दोस्त को काल किया उसने मेरे मोबाइल मे 25 Rs. का नेट का रिचार्ज करवाया, सुबह उसकी नौकरी लग गई उसने दूसरे लोगो को बताया एक व्यक्ति ने 100 का रिचार्ज कराया उसे 10 लाख की लौटरी लग गई एक व्यक्ति ने 255 Rs. का कराया तो उसे अपने खेत मे गढा धन मिला एक यूवक कराने की सोच ही रहा था की उसको रसते मे i phone 6 पडा मिला एक व्यक्ति ने इस मेसेज का मजाक उडाया तो उसका फोन हेंग हो कर खराब हो गया एक ग्रुप एडमिन ने इस मेसेज को डिलीट कर दिया तो उसके ग्रुप मे पोस्ट आना बंद हो गई इस मेसेज को अधिक से अधिक फोर्वड़ करे ओर रिचार्ज करवाये आपका भला होगा और रात तक आपको खुशखबरी मिलेगी अगर इसका मजाक उडाया तो.... __._,_.___ Posted by: "ganeshkumble2014@gmail.com" <ganeshkumble2014@gmail.com>
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| [Hindi Jokes] MANUSHYA KITNA MURKH HAI Posted: 12 Feb 2015 09:00 PM PST
मनुष्य कितना मूर्ख है प्रार्थना करते समय समझता है कि भगवान सब सुन रहा है, पर निंदा करते हुए ये भूल जाता है। ************************************ पुण्य करते समय यह समझता है कि भगवान देख रहा है, पर पाप करते समय ये भूल जाता है। ************************************ दान करते हुए यह समझता है कि भगवान सब में बसता है, पर चोरी करते हुए ये भूल जाता है। ************************************ प्रेम करते हुए यह समझता है कि पूरी दुनिया भगवान ने बनाई है, पर नफरत करते हुए ये भूल जाता है। ************************************ और हम कहते हैं कि मनुष्य सबसे बुद्धिमान प्राणी है। क़दर किरदार की होती है, वरना...कद में तो साया भी इंसान से बड़ा होता है ************************************ __._,_.___ Posted by: "ganeshkumble2014@gmail.com" <ganeshkumble2014@gmail.com>
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| [Fropki] Khloe Kardashian's Sexy Bra Exposed in Sheer Top Posted: 12 Feb 2015 08:44 PM PST Shocking ATM Will Make You Cry with Joy and Emotion http://www.comedytrash.com/videos/canadian-bank-thanks-its-customers Khloe Kardashian's Sexy Bra Exposed in Sheer Top http://www.fropky.com/kendall-jenner-khloe-kardashian-leaving-the-trump-hotel-vt58819.html Sexiest Legs and Thighs Are a Treat To Watch http://www.fropky.com/this-yoga-can-tone-your-legs-and-core-vt58816.html Shriya Saran Dares to Wear Sensual Sheer Braless Gown http://www.fropky.com/shriya-saran-femina-beauty-awards-vt58813.html Click here to view Indian Hotties ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Such Mails for FREE? Click here to Join Fropki in just 3 Clicks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __._,_.___ Posted by: "Anurag Tyagi" <anurag.tyagi81@yahoo.co.in> Dear Members, We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder. To prevent this problem: You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book. REGARDING SPAM: All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail. In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to: Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com __,_._,___ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| [Fropki] 17 Valentine's Day Cards That'll Make You Want To Throw Up Now Posted: 12 Feb 2015 07:47 PM PST (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.) If you've ever received a card like one on this list, and not died/had a heart attack/ wanted to die, you're related to Superman. Take a look, and you'll see what we mean. 1. When you open the envelope, and see a crying Kanye on your card.2. When your relationship is progressing slower than IE.3. When you figure out what this guy wants.4. When you get a reality check.5. When you stammer.6. When you try to be punny.7. When you find out you're dating a serial killer. Or someone who could be a serial killer.8. When you see find love in men from like a century back.9. When you get this particular point.10. When you can't ignore the hair in the background.11. When you get this!12. When...*pukes*.13.When you realize you can't eat pani puris anymore.14. When you actually, physically, receive this.15. When you realize there are people like this in the world.16. Or like this!17. If you ever manage to decipher this.Click here to view Funny & Weird Pics ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Such Mails for FREE? Click here to Join Fropki in just 3 Clicks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Popular Topics on Fropki:
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| Уловки против ЖКХ: как снизить плату за воду вдвое Posted: 12 Feb 2015 12:07 PM PST Всем день добрый! Меня зовут Иван Алексеевич Гончаров, я слесарь-сантехник с тридцатилетним стажем. Ко мне часто обращаются люди с одним и тем же вопросом: "Как экономить на потреблении воды? Вроде стараемся пользоваться по минимуму, а счета продолжают расти! Счетчики проблему не решили, а просто в очередной раз вывернули наши карманы наизнанку… Как быть? Можно как-нибудь "скрутить" счетчик?" Вместо этого я расскажу вам: АБСОЛЮТНО ЛЕГАЛЬНЫЙ способ, как не снижая расхода воды, платить за нее в 1,5-2 раза меньше. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| [Fropki] Beauty of Disney Land, Paris Posted: 12 Feb 2015 08:46 AM PST (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.)                Click here to view Funny & Strange Pics ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Such Mails for FREE? Click here to Join Fropki in just 3 Clicks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Popular Topics on Fropki:
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| [Fropki] Suffering From The Funnnniest Syndrome Posted: 12 Feb 2015 06:08 AM PST (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.) You may also like: Pole Dancing Experts Show True Talent Suffering From The Most Awkward Syndrome Hover hand syndrome occurs when someone takes a picture with someone they really respect, like, or are attracted to...and can't bring themselves to actually touch the person. It's strange, it's awkward, and it just keeps happening to people everywhere. Check Out for Hot Celebrity Images HERE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox? Join Fropki Mailing List HERE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet:
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| Ваш кошелек пополнен на 3700rub! Posted: 12 Feb 2015 03:24 AM PST Здравствуйте! На Ваш кошелек уже завтра поступит 3700 rub. Каждые 2-3 дня Вам будут поступать переводы без остановки. >>>Получить перевод 3700 rub!<<< Процесс запущен, и конца этому не будет! Прочитайте коротенькую инструкцию и сразу же получите перевод в размере 3700 rub >>>Получить перевод 3700 rub!<<< | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| [Fropki] Irina Shayk - Sexiest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Pics (Feb 2015) Posted: 12 Feb 2015 03:03 AM PST (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.) You may also like: Hot Nina Agdal at Model Beach Volleyball Tournament                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox? Join Fropki Mailing List HERE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet:
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