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Monday, November 5, 2012

[Fropki] How to Call the Police

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He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
 
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. Image removed by sender.
 
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
 
George said, "Okay."
 
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
 
Then he phoned the police again.
 
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.
 
In five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Police Dog, Fire Truck, a Paramedic, and an residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
 
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
 
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
 

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