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| [Fropki] Best Plastic Surgery Make-Overs (16+) Posted: 15 Dec 2012 07:47 PM PST (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.) We've all seen countless cases of bad plastic surgery, but the good cosmetic procedures are much harder to spot. Celebrities are also reluctant to admit that they're not naturally as gorgeous as they appear, so proving that they had work done is sometimes impossible to do. However, with help from the site Good Plastic Surgery, we've selected a few of our favorite "make-overs" that we're positive came as a result of the surgeon's scalpel rather than the cosmetics counter. 1. Diane Kruger German actress and former fashion model Diane Kruger seems to have gotten some new breast implants. They're not too big and not too small -- perfect! Kate was always beautiful, but her nose job, tooth veneers, and possible gum-reduction (not to mention a good eye brow waxing!) refined her look and made her even more stunning. With just a slight refinement to her formerly-bulbous nose, Scarlett looks amazing. Michael Douglas is currently 66 years old, and considering what he has been through these past few years (he battled cancer, his wife was hospitalized for bipolar disorder, his son went to jail, etc.) we think he looks pretty great! His most recent subtle face lift did not iron out all of his charismatic wrinkles, giving him a more natural look befitting an aging Hollywood icon. In one of the most well-known examples of good plastic surgery, Ashlee Simpson swapped her large Roman nose with a more slim, straight version in 2006. Though she denied having work done at first, her nose job was so obvious that it really changed her entire appearance! While she was always pretty, her new nose suits her face much better. Jennifer Aniston does not deny that she has had not one, but two nose jobs to "correct a deviated septum," (yeah right!) but some people think her plastic surgery addiction goes beyond just slimming down her naturally-wide nose. There are claims that Jen also indulges in face lifts, Botox, and other facial fillers. Some people also think Jen underwent a breast augmentation in 2010, but we're not sure if this is evidence of a boob job or just good old-fashioned Photoshop. In the 1990's, Ginger Spice, AKA Geri Halliwell, was the most buxom of her girl group, The Spice Girls. However, by 2001 Geri had dieted her breasts away, causing her to get a pair of saline implants that suit her petite frame nicely. Geri has also put on a few pounds, which look good on her as well! Hunky actor Timothy Olyphant got himself a new set of veneers, and we think they make his smile even better looking than before! We're also wondering if there's some Botox at work on his line-free forehead and around his eyes? People still love to make fun of Lady Gaga's "Poker Face," but she looks much better after having a nose job! We're glad that the surgeon didn't go overboard; she still looks like herself, not someone else entirely. Yes, yes... we are as shocked as you are to find Tara Reid on a list of BEST plastic surgeries! Considering the horrible state of Tara's stomach and breasts, it is nice to see that she found a good plastic surgeon for her recent facial work. The fine lines around Tara's eyes have been completely erased, and the tip of her nose has been slimmed as well. Click here to view Health & Fitness Tips ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Such Mails for FREE? Click here to Join Fropki in just 3 Clicks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Hottest Links. Click on Links to view:
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| [Fropki] Craziest Cremation Urns Posted: 15 Dec 2012 08:43 AM PST (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.) Websites like InTheLightUrns.com and Huggableurns.com have created a new way to keep you close to your family long after you're gone. No not Taxidermy, we're not there... yet. Teddy Bear Urns. (I am as concerned as you are.) All of the morbid creepiness of a cremation urn cutely wrapped up in the innocence and cuddliness of a Teddy Bear.  If you want to freak your family out for the rest of their natural lives then you gotta get your hands on one of these creepy bust urns before you kick the bucket and write it into your will! Created by Cremation Solutions to look like the spitting image of the guy or gal whose ashes are inside, this is one scary way for your ashes to spend eternity!  You'll never stop being surprised by the Kiss merchandise... we are all aware of the Kiss casket. Now, the company Eternal Image markets a limited edition line of official KISS-branded memorial products. They include caskets, cremation urns, bronze memorials, memorial prayer cards, registry books, memorial candles, and pet cremation urns.  This appears not to be a joke. An online company called Cremation Solutions (based in Arlington, Vermont) is offering head urns in any likeness you want. Your own. Jesus. That hot chick you didn't get to bang in high school. Even the 44th President of the United States. You can have your dead uncle resting inside Obama's urn in your living room for $2,600.  In many homes, the dead have pride of place like ashes in urns. Seattle's Charles Krafft wants to change that. Instead of their being contained, Krafft wants to offer the dead the chance to be the container. He's making urns from human ashes, following a formula Josiah Spode invented in 1797, producing fine English china glaze by adding calcinated cow bone to the company's clay mixture. His artwork includes this urn made from cremated human remains in the shape of a vodka bottle at the request of the deceased's friends.  For those who choose to immortalize the remains of their loved ones inside a designer urn, a Star Trek one is certainly the perfect choice to honor a geek. Eternal Image, a manufacturer of brand name memorial products has created a new line of "Star Trek" cremation urns including two cube-shaped "Trek"-themed urns with separate themes: "To Boldly Go" and "The Voyage Continues." The urns are made of a composite of minerals and metals, and the box itself has white speckles in it to resemble a star field. Each urn displays an image of the Starship Enterprise, visible inside a delta-shaped Starfleet logo. The artistic Star Trek urns retail for $799.  An interesting twist on the typical urn is the Hourglass Keepsake Urn. This hourglass is filled with cremated ashes instead of sand, creating a lovely symbol of the passage of time in every person's life. If you and your spouse or loved one would like to share an hourglass, your ashes can be mixed into a single urn.  For the Ga tribe in coastal Ghana, funerals are a time of celebration. The Ga people design urns to represent an aspect of the person's life. If the person liked to fish, the urn would be designed as a brightly colored fish, like these.  It's a sad fact of life that our trusted pets will pass on, so how's this for a permanent reminder, Digital Picture Frame Pet Urns. The urns can hold up to 75 lbs of dead cremated pet (there was probably a nicer way of saying that) and has a built-in 7" digital display which you can load up with pictures taken in happier times. Available from Pet Cremation Urns for $249.99.  The late Aaron Jamison Oregon comedian's last words will be written on his cremation urn - and the message will be sponsored by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. The animal rights group has paid $200 to place ads blasting KFC and dog breeders on the urns that will hold the remains of Aaron Jamison, who died of colon cancer. The Springfield man offered the ad so his wife wouldn't be left with funeral costs.  Ellipse Urn-Vase by Stefan Gulassa at the Lundgren Monuments. This is definitely an unusual design. Click here to view Funny & Strange Pics ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Such Mails for FREE? Click here to Join Fropki in just 3 Clicks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Hottest Links. Click on Links to view:
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| [Fropki] Dear Santa (Gangnam Style) Posted: 15 Dec 2012 05:05 AM PST Maryna Linchuk can even Fire the Water How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 720 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 5 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with. Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite? While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney's have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days. I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN! Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza all over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you asked for,Chew on that, Petunia. Click here for Hilarious Videos Collection ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox? Click here to Join Fropki Mailing List ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Visited Topics on the Site:
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