[Fropki] Signs of the Times

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Signs Of The Times
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Apartment building sign:
 "No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby."

 

Bar sign:
 "Lunch now being poured."

 

Chinese Laundry sign:
 "We don't tear your clothes with clumsy machinery - we do it carefully by hand."

 

Church sign:
 "You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, you can ignore this notice."

 

Divorce Lawyer's door:
 "Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back."

 

Miss Piggy's sign:
 "Never eat more than you can lift."

 

Newspaper headline:
 "County officials talk rubbish."

 

Plumber's sign:
 "Do it yourself. Then call us before it's too late."

 

Psychiatrist advertisement:
 "A cure guaranteed or your mania back."

 

Restaurant Diner sign:
 "Everything comes to him who orders hash."

 

Restaurant Sign:
 "Our tongue sandwiches speak for themselves."

 

Scottish Golf Course sign:
 "Members will refrain from picking up lost balls until they have stopped rolling."

 

Teamwork sign:
 "Only dead fish swim with the stream."

 

Truck sign:
 "Pass with care - I chew tobacco."

 

Orthopedic Surgeon sign:
 "Never accept a drink from a urologist."

 

Taxidermist sign:
 "If called by a panther, don't anther."

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