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[Fropki] Wackiest Wigs Posted: 28 May 2013 08:49 PM PDT (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.)   VSX Presents Train Like An Angel: Tune Up   The great news is that no one has to be left out. "Aw, John, you know I'd love to dress up as a pony at work, but there aren't enough wigs to go around." No siree. Etsy seller Erin has made many wigs, including ones with obscure characters such as Snips, Snails and Cadence.   When you have a pile of Lego bricks, the only limit is your imagination. Though I can't say I would ever have thought to use them to fashion a wig. However, technically, these wigs made from Legos are more helmets than hair. I wouldn't mind trading my crazy mess of tangles and split ends for these blocky designs once in a while. Instead of washing it, I could just dust it. I wouldn't even need to brush it. They are appealing.   Attention Wolverine fans! Slash away your pretty boy image and toughen up your look with the Wolverine Wig & Dog Tag set from the NeatoShop. This fantastic 2-piece set is perfect for quickly transforming yourself into a hunky mutant. Chicks really dig the mutton chop sideburns.   Get a fun and fanciful wig for your cat! Available in electric blue, silver, blonde, and pink.   Sarah Palin's New and Folksy 'do.   Rapunzel—or, y'know, Lady Gaga—would have been prudent to take notes when CuldeSac and Studio Marisol held their hair-raising workshop at the Centre International de Recherche et d'Education Culturelle et Agricole (C.I.R.E.C.A) in Summer 2010. With the natural splendor of the Domaine de Boisbuchet as a backdrop, the Spanish design studio and professional hairdressing academy taught their charges how to cut, tease, weave, and shape human follicles beyond their typical parameters.   DIY yarn wig.   While this pillowig promises functionality, it really ranks up there as weird. Worn on top of your head it allows you to take a quick nap anywhere you want, if you don't mind sleeping while others stare…   And that's how Bieber became a star. Click here to view Funny & Hilarious Jokes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Such Mails for FREE? Click here to Join Fropki in just 3 Clicks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Visited Topics on the Site: Doutzen Kroes in H&M Magazine Summer 2013 (Pics) Candice Swanepoel out and about in Miami (Pics) Bollywood's leggy lasses Photo Gallery (Pics) Rajakota Rahasyam Spicy Movie Stills (Pics) 2013 Oscars: Victoria's Secret Show (Video) Getting Rid of the Problem (Joke) Most Risky Dance, I have ever Seen (Video) There is no royal road to learning (Story) What women actually think of their bodies (Tips) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __._,_.___ Dear Members, We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder. To prevent this problem: You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book. REGARDING SPAM: All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail. In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to: Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Your email settings: Individual Email|Traditional Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch to Fully Featured Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe __,_._,___

[AffirmationstoDe-Stress] daily thought Posted: 28 May 2013 12:40 PM PDT Use the power of positive images in your mind to bring about good experiences.  __._,_.___ http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/AffirmationstoDe-Stress A positive thinking, positive affirmations support group, discussing ways to cope with the stresses of daily life. Come aboard!   PJ and Gang Your email settings: Individual Email|Traditional Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch to Fully Featured Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe __,_._,___

[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS Posted: 28 May 2013 11:40 AM PDT   Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS Teacher-Un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya Santa confidently answered- Sir 1-SMOKING 2-DRINKING....... *************************************** Biology Sir: Can U Tell Me Exactly Where Iz Ur Heart? (All Boys Shouted Loudly) ! ! In Girls Hostel !!! Teacher smiled And said very slowly: Mera Bhi ****************************** ********* Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha . Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai . Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? . . Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:"side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai . Santa:"abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu . Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k utha liya aur bola:"haanbol tu kaun hai..?? . . Santa:"ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai... ****************************** ********* Classic Insult !! Lecture Was Going On.. Suddenly A Boy Went Out Of The Class. Lecturer : Ye Bahar Kyn Chala Gaya? His Friend : Sir Usko Neend Mein Chalne Ki Aadat Hai ****************************** ********* Boyfrnd ne chupke se GF k purse se mobile nikala, ye dekhne k liye k mera no. kis name se save hai Honey/Darling/My Love He was shoked 2 see d name ! ! ! RECHARGE WALE BHAIYA... ****************************** ********* After marriage: 1st 3 years ------perfumes, flowers,chocolate, strawberry, grapes.... After 3 yrs-------baby powder, johnsons cream & lotions, baby oils after 15yrs-------zandubalm, vicks, iodex, Moov Spray after 40 yrs------- agarbatti ****************************** ********* Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na? Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi. Thanking u Aap ki friend Prishi Pari prishipari2011@gmail.com Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye Hamare group ke messages. http://groupsyahoo.com/group/H indi_Jokes __._,_.___ Reply via web post Reply to sender Reply to group Start a New Topic Messages in this topic (12) Recent Activity: Visit Your Group hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com email here to post your sms,jokes and pictures. Hindi_Jokes-owner@yahoogroups.com send us your comments and suggetions atthis email. www.facebook.com/ganeshkumble11 Join with us on face book http://www.hindijokesworld.com/chat chat with hindi jokes members You are interested to moderate hindi jokes group? Mail me at ganeshkumble2011@gmail.com Switch to: Text-Only, Daily Digest • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use • Send us Feedback . __,_._,___

[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS Posted: 28 May 2013 11:29 AM PDT   Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya? Ladka : ji bhabhiji. *************************************** Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega ****************************** ********* 2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle. Policeman gives hand to stop. Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…! ****************************** ********* Sardar: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay? 2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay! ****************************** ********* School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha: Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.? aur jawab aayi: . . . . . Kami- na ****************************** ********* 1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai Kya apne kaha 6? Galat jawab 1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he Bade aye! Cricket k shokeeeen! ****************************** ********* Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na? Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi. Thanking u Aap ki friend Prishi Pari prishipari2011@gmail.com Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye Hamare group ke messages. http://groupsyahoo.com/group/H indi_Jokes __._,_.___ Reply via web post Reply to sender Reply to group Start a New Topic Messages in this topic (11) Recent Activity: Visit Your Group hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com email here to post your sms,jokes and pictures. Hindi_Jokes-owner@yahoogroups.com send us your comments and suggetions atthis email. www.facebook.com/ganeshkumble11 Join with us on face book http://www.hindijokesworld.com/chat chat with hindi jokes members You are interested to moderate hindi jokes group? Mail me at ganeshkumble2011@gmail.com Switch to: Text-Only, Daily Digest • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use • Send us Feedback . __,_._,___

[Hindi Jokes] Jisse Chahaa Kaassh Woo Humaraa Hotaa Posted: 28 May 2013 11:20 AM PDT   Jisse Chahaa Kaassh Woo Humaraa Hotaa Jisse Chahaa Kaassh Woo Humaraa Hotaa, Khwaissh Kaa Bhhi Koi Kinaraa Hotaa, Yee Socch Kar Mainee Ussko Rokaa Nahhi, Door Hi Kyyo Jataa Aagar Woo Humaraa Hotaa... __._,_.___ Reply via web post Reply to sender Reply to group Start a New Topic Messages in this topic (1) Recent Activity: Visit Your Group hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com email here to post your sms,jokes and pictures. Hindi_Jokes-owner@yahoogroups.com send us your comments and suggetions atthis email. www.facebook.com/ganeshkumble11 Join with us on face book http://www.hindijokesworld.com/chat chat with hindi jokes members You are interested to moderate hindi jokes group? Mail me at ganeshkumble2011@gmail.com Switch to: Text-Only, Daily Digest • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use • Send us Feedback . __,_._,___

[Hindi Jokes] Naa janee tumpee itnaa yaaqeen kyuu haay Posted: 28 May 2013 11:18 AM PDT   Naa janee tumpee itnaa yaaqeen kyuu haay Naa janee tumpee itnaa yaaqeen kyuu haay? Teraa khayaal bhhi itnaa hasseen kyuu haay?? Pyaar kaa darrd meethaa hotaa haay... to aankh say niklaa yeh anssu naamkin kyuu haay? __._,_.___ Reply via web post Reply to sender Reply to group Start a New Topic Messages in this topic (1) Recent Activity: Visit Your Group hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com email here to post your sms,jokes and pictures. Hindi_Jokes-owner@yahoogroups.com send us your comments and suggetions atthis email. www.facebook.com/ganeshkumble11 Join with us on face book http://www.hindijokesworld.com/chat chat with hindi jokes members You are interested to moderate hindi jokes group? Mail me at ganeshkumble2011@gmail.com Switch to: Text-Only, Daily Digest • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use • Send us Feedback . __,_._,___

[Hindi Jokes] kounn kehtaa haai eek aadmi aapni kismat khud likhta hai Posted: 28 May 2013 11:08 AM PDT   kounn kehtaa haai eek aadmi aapni kismat khud likhta hai kounn kehtaa haai eek aadmi aapni  kismaat khhud likhtaa hay... Aagar yehh sacch haai too kissmaat  meinn dard koun liktaa hay? __._,_.___ Reply via web post Reply to sender Reply to group Start a New Topic Messages in this topic (1) Recent Activity: Visit Your Group hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com email here to post your sms,jokes and pictures. Hindi_Jokes-owner@yahoogroups.com send us your comments and suggetions atthis email. www.facebook.com/ganeshkumble11 Join with us on face book http://www.hindijokesworld.com/chat chat with hindi jokes members You are interested to moderate hindi jokes group? Mail me at ganeshkumble2011@gmail.com Switch to: Text-Only, Daily Digest • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use • Send us Feedback . __,_._,___

[Fropki] Most Creative Origami Towels Posted: 28 May 2013 09:44 AM PDT (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.)   Belly Button Tattoos and Piercings   Towel swans from a hotel in Egypt, using striped towels. The thick, black and white stripes help tip the scales closer to chic than cheesy.   A Ninja, right? It's supposed to be a monkey, but we like the idea of cleaning crews toiling away folding up Ninjas a lot better.   A Nile crocodile origami towel in Cairo, Egypt.   Don't forget your sunglasses on your next cruise or this may occur.   Yes, hotel origami towels are still alive and well, at least at the Hotel Las Cuevas in Trinidad, Cuba.   Beautiful flower.   Elephant made out of folded towels.   These bunny towels appeared in the Villa Premier Hotel, Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.   Towel frog.   Creepy man at Kalabsha Hotel, Egypt.   The housekeepers in this hotel have too much time on their hands. Click here to view Funny & Strange Pics ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Such Mails for FREE? Click here to Join Fropki in just 3 Clicks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Visited Topics on the Site: Being Doutzen Kroes - An Average Week in Photographs (Pics) Unprofessional Bikini Girls at Work (Pics) Poonam Jhawar Sizzles in Pink Saree At Enemmy Movie (Pics) Brinda Parekh Enemmy Movie Launch (Pics) Sweet Bikini Abs Workout (Video) The Magician on the Cruise Ship (Joke) The Wonders of Motivation (Story) Babies Taste Lemons for the First Time (Video) Wife's Bra Size? Men Don't Have a Clue! (Tips) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __._,_.___ Dear Members, We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder. To prevent this problem: You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book. REGARDING SPAM: All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail. In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to: Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Your email settings: Individual Email|Traditional Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch to Fully Featured Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe __,_._,___

[Fropki] Bank Robbery (Lots of Lessons) Posted: 28 May 2013 06:01 AM PDT You may also like: Women prefer men with no chest hair There was this robbery in Bank.. The robber shouted to everyone : "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".   Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.   This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking". -------------------------------------------   One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"   This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!" -----------------------------------------   When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count?? Tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"   This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!" -----------------------------------------   After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5 million we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".   This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!" -----------------------------------------   The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".   This is called "Killing Boredom -> Happiness is most important." -----------------------------------------   The next day, TV news reported that 100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million, the bank manager took 80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated to be a thief!"   This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!" ------------------------------------------- Click here for More Hilarious Jokes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox? Click here to Join Fropki Mailing List ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet: Mariah Carey shows her Voluptuousness (Pics) Super Sexy Girls in Super Girl Costumes (Pics) Girls showing their hidden secrets (Pics) Bollywood's Hottest unforgettable dresses (Pics) "Kooza" Cirque Du Soleil Contortionists (Video) Shadez: The Black Operations (Game) Love Story (Share my Personal Problems) DIY Fashion (Pics) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __._,_.___ Dear Members, We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder. To prevent this problem: You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book. REGARDING SPAM: All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail. In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to: Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Your email settings: Individual Email|Traditional Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch to Fully Featured Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe __,_._,___

Poem-A-Day: Metamorphosis by James Richardson Posted: 28 May 2013 03:34 AM PDT Metamorphosis   by James Richardson   The week after you died, Mom, you were in my checkout line, little old lady who met my stare with the fear, the yearning of a mortal chosen by a god, feeling herself change painfully cell by cell into a shadow, a laurel, you, a constellation.        Copyright © 2013 by James Richardson. Used with permission of the author.     About This Poem "In Ovid, desire can change anyone into...anything. In the supermarket, it happened just the way the poem says: I'm afraid I met her eyes an instant too long. (When I glimpsed the same woman a few weeks later she didn't look like my mother at all.)"   --James Richardson   Most Recent Book by Richardson By the Numbers (Copper Canyon Press, 2010) Poem-A-Day Launched during National Poetry Month in 2006, Poem-A-Day features new and previously unpublished poems by contemporary poets on weekdays and classic poems on weekends. Browse the Poem-A-Day Archive.   May 28, 2013 James Richardson is the author of several books of poetry, criticism, and aphorisms. His most recent collection of poems is By the Numbers (Copper Canyon Press, 2010). He lives in New Jersey, where he teaches at Princeton University. Related Poems My Mother's Funeral by Ira Sadoff Elegy 5 by Ovid What the Living Do by Marie Howe   Thanks for being a part of the Academy of American Poets community. To learn about other programs, including National Poetry Month, Poem in Your Pocket Day, the annual Poets Forum, and more, visit Poets.org.   Forward this email This email was sent to prentice654.allsms@blogger.com by poetnews@poets.org |   Update Profile/Email Address | Instant removal with SafeUnsubscribe™ | Privacy Policy. Academy of American Poets | 75 Maiden Lane | Suite 901 | New York | NY | 10038

[Fropki] A Sizzling Love Life - What to Expect from Future? Posted: 28 May 2013 03:13 AM PDT What you choose to do for those first few dates can make or break the whole affair. Zodiacs can help you know your partner's likes and dislikes.   Aries man: If you are dating an Aries man, he will treat you with dignity and respect and will expect the same from you. Casual behavior and talking for the sake of talking puts the Aries man off. He appreciate a good looking woman, who is intelligent hold her own, and yet knows how to listen to him without interrupting. Let him decide the place and time. He will usually choose a place for its intimate setting.   Aries woman: Click Here to Read     Taurus man: If you are dating a Taurus man, despite his apparent charm he will often be laidback and passive in his approach, making you wonder if he is even interested. He is definitely interested, but just not showing it. He loves a woman who is hard to get, and gets bored if anything is made too easily available. So play your cards right! He loves luxury, so expect to go to a very swanky place.   Taurus woman: Click Here to Read     Gemini man: You will know how well your date is going with a Gemini man if he isn`t taking any calls while he is with you. He is a very restless person on his date, unless the lady in question means a lot to him in which case you will get some attention. He will tend to comment on the other ladies around, don`t think too much about it. He will take you to a club or lounge bar, somewhere where there is lots of action and people.   Gemini woman: Click Here to Read     Cancer man: The Cancer man is very sensitive and needs a woman who will understand his needs even on a date. He does not appreciate criticism of any sort, and can be defensive if you don`t like something he has arranged for the two of you to do together. Be a good listener, and your date will go well. Expect to go to a small and quiet restaurant.   Cancer woman: Click Here to Read     Leo man: A Leo can be intimidating in a date, as he will try to dominate the date by doing all the talking. Don`t be put off, basically he wants to impress you. He will definitely take you to a fancy place and treat you really very well. As the evening proceeds, he will begin to show his inner self.   Leo woman: Click Here to Read     Virgo man: The Virgo man loves perfection, and will want his date to have taken time and trouble to look her very best. One mistake you cannot make with a Virgo, is one of ever being late. He just wont take kindly to that sort of thing. He will be one person who values the effort you make. He is someone who will take you somewhere which is old world, and has impeccable service.   Virgo woman: Click Here to Read     Libra man: The Libran man is a romantic, he loves taking his date for a candlelight dinner and buying her flowers. He will be relaxed and easy to talk to, till you discover that he speaks like this almost always. Nevertheless you can count on him to give you a very good time. He is perhaps one of the easiest zodiac signs to go on a date with.   Libra woman: Click Here to Read     Scorpio man: The Scorpio man will be unpredictable and you often wont know what happened with him and what it is he really wants from you. You are best off being a little guarded if it is your first date, till you know what makes him tick. He is known for reading meaning where there is none. So be careful. Treat him with care and respect and you should have a good time together. He is moody so it is unpredictable where he could take you.   Scorpio woman: Click Here to Read     Sagittarius man: The Sagittarius man is always oozing charm. Whether that is sincere or not, is often difficult to gauge. He may be ever so romantic, and will promise to call you and then never return the call. But if he does... then you know he is interested. This is really a sign with who you should play hard to get. He wants his lady well groomed and looking absolutely stellar. He will go to only the very best places.   Sagittarius woman: Click Here to Read     Capricorn man: The Capricorn man will take a girl to only the best places for a date, after all he has a reputation to protect. Once he is there, at times he will seem distracted and you will not be able to tell if he is really into you, or just into himself. He is someone who takes time to open up and if you like him enough you will need to give him that space.   Capricorn woman: Click Here to Read     Aquarian man: The Aquarian man is a maverick and the fact that you are going on a date, means a lot. He doesn`t let just anyone into his private crazy world. Expect the unexpected on a date with an Aquarian, it may be a romantic restaurant but could even be the zoo! Why not, lets bond with nature. He is straightforward about his physical needs and that should not offend you. He will have trouble expressing his emotions, so be wary.   Aquarian woman: Click Here to Read     Piscean man: The Piscean man is elusive and even though he will go to a lot of trouble to give you a perfect romantic setting on a date, he will then expect you to say and do all the right things. Expectations will really be high and you will wonder what you have got yourself into. He does not handle emotion well, and you may find yourself confused. The best way to deal with this date is to give him his space and be very sensitive to him.   Piscean woman: Click Here to Read   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox? Click here to Join Fropki Mailing List ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __._,_.___ Dear Members, We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder. 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[Fropki] Harmless Weapons Made from Plants Posted: 28 May 2013 01:38 AM PDT You may also like: The Rabbit Projekt (Video) Harmless Weapons Made from Plants   In her series entitled Harm Less, artist Sonia Rentsch creatively assembles a variety of plant parts into various handguns and bullets.   A 2002 graduate of industrial design from RMIT university (Australia), Rentsch has worked for a diverse range of clients including the L'oréal Melbourne fashion festival, the Sddeutsche Zeitung (Germany) & Christian Dior (UK). More recently she worked for the creative house Moth Design (Melbourne), before a rendezvous in berlin where she transitioned to film & still life set design with Sarah Illenberger and Sarah Horton.     Click here for Incredible Videos Collection ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox? Click here to Join Fropki Mailing List ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet: Mariah Carey shows her Voluptuousness (Pics) Super Sexy Girls in Super Girl Costumes (Pics) Girls showing their hidden secrets (Pics) Bollywood's Hottest unforgettable dresses (Pics) "Kooza" Cirque Du Soleil Contortionists (Video) Shadez: The Black Operations (Game) Love Story (Share my Personal Problems) DIY Fashion (Pics) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __._,_.___ Dear Members, We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder. To prevent this problem: You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book. REGARDING SPAM: All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail. In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to: Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Your email settings: Individual Email|Traditional Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch to Fully Featured Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe __,_._,___

((alpha-Q)) 30 Facts to Know More About London Posted: 27 May 2013 11:32 PM PDT 30 Facts to Know More About London     Collection of Creative Furniture (22 pics)     Water Tower House (14 pics)     Beautiful Tree House Community (18 pics)      Fascinating Little English Village (17 pics)     The Highest & Heaviest Outdoor Elevator (7 pics)     Creative Custom Motorcycle Parts (20 pics)

Quote Lady's Quote for May 28 Posted: 28 May 2013 06:23 AM PDT Quote Lady's Quote of the Day Volume 16, Number 148 ISSN 1534-3073 Quote for Tuesday, May 28, 2013 The spiritual journey is individual, highly personal. It can't be organized or regulated. It isn't true that everybody should follow one path. Listen to your own truth. ~ Ram Dass -&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-& Join over 600 fellow quotation lovers! Become a fan on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/pages/Quote-Lady/133258553807 Or check us out on Twitter: https://twitter.com/kloberst Or follow us via RSS: http://rss.groups.yahoo.com/group/quote-a-day/rss Same great quotes 3 different ways! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Note: National holidays are U.S. unless otherwise noted. May is: National Bike Month Today, May 28 is: Slugs Return from Capistrano Day Birthday of: Dr. Joseph Ignace Guillotin [physician/ inventor of the guillotine] (b. 1738) Walker Percy [writer] (b. 1916) Gladys Knight [Singer] (b. 1944) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ To subscribe to the Quote of the Day list, send a blank email to quote-a-day-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To be removed from this list, send a blank email to quote-a-day-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Email quotelady@quotelady.com with questions, comments, or quotation suggestions. Be sure to put quote somewhere in the subject line. Visit http://www.quotelady.com for over 7500 quotes arranged by author and subject. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A QuoteLady.com publication Copyright (c) 2013 Karen L. Oberst, Editor & Publisher All rights reserved worldwide. Permission is granted to freely copy or forward the Quote of the Day to anyone that you wish, as long as you include the entire message. In fact, we'd love it if you did! ---------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/quote-a-day/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/quote-a-day/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: quote-a-day-digest@yahoogroups.com quote-a-day-fullfeatured@yahoogroups.com <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: quote-a-day-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/

Shadows - Daily Inspiration Posted: 27 May 2013 10:02 PM PDT See www.quotes-daily.com/p/help.html for Help with Daily Inspiration email. You can un-subscribe at https://app.getresponse.com/me.html?x=a62b&m=sQjQ&s=VodGr&y=K& Daily Inspiration - Daily Quote ... Jonathan Lockwood Huie May 28, 2013 Insights for living with joy and purpose Dear Ferry Meed Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb Everything that we see is a shadow cast by that which we do not see. - Martin Luther King, Jr. Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop Not everything that casts a long shadow is to be feared. Often the trouble you fear is no more than bluff and bluster. Fear is a bully that dissolves when confronted. - Jonathan Lockwood Huie Further reading: How to Deal with Fear The Jump is So Frightening How to Stop Worrying Shadow Fear Troubles Darkness Discovery False May the world be kind to you, and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself. - Jonathan Jonathan Lockwood Huie jlh @ sail7 .com Daily Inspiration - Daily Quote See all 1000+ Daily Inspirations with pictures and links at www.quotes-daily.com See Copyright and Re-publishing information You can un-subscribe at https://app.getresponse.com/me.html?x=a62b&m=sQjQ&s=VodGr&y=K& Powered by: Jonathan Lockwood Huie, 104 Sands Point Dr., Tierra Verde, FL 33715, United States You may unsubscribe or change your contact details at any time.

[Fropki] Recognize Scrumptious Thighs of Hottest Celebs Posted: 27 May 2013 09:44 PM PDT Most Popular Interview Questions for Managers http://www.fropki.com/most-popular-interview-questions-for-managers-vt52622.html   Recognize Scrumptious Thighs of Hottest Celebs http://www.fropki.com/recognize-your-favorite-celeb-her-thighs-vt53753.html   Superhot Bikini Pics of 'Go Goa Gone' Babe Puja Gupta http://www.fropki.com/puja-gupta-sizzles-bikini-vt53754.html   Alluring Facebook Profile Pics of Arabic Girls http://www.fropki.com/facebook-photos-arab-girls-vt53752.html   Click here to view Indian Hotties ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Such Mails for FREE? Click here to Join Fropki in just 3 Clicks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __._,_.___ Dear Members, We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder. To prevent this problem: You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book. REGARDING SPAM: All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail. In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to: Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Your email settings: Individual Email|Traditional Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch to Fully Featured Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe __,_._,___

[Fropki] Geekiest Ties Posted: 27 May 2013 08:39 PM PDT (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.)   Bollywood On-screen sex workers   Add a dash of stylish genius to your attire with the Albert Einstein Tie ($17.95). Featuring the profile of the remarkable physicist in a cream tone set atop an all black background, this tie makes for the perfect accessory for any fan of the great man.   Keep your neckwear updated and open sourced with the fun and geeky Linux Tie ($18.95). Featuring the iconic Linux penguin printed atop an all red woven background, this tie is sure to give you a one-up on all your friends. Especially those friends of yours that still use things like Windows. Yeah, those friends are gonna be feeling mighty foolish when they see you wearing this tie. Foolish indeed.   Featured within this grand necktie, the PI To The 50th Decimal Extra Long Tie ($24.95), is the great and almighty symbol of Pi. However, it is behind this symbol where the real intellect lays. It is here that pi is calculated in all its glory to the fiftieth decimal point. Your math teacher may know pi to the fifth decimal and you may even have a friend who knows it to the twelfth, but you are sure to impress them all when you have pi to the fiftieth decimal point. With pi it is all about respect and if you are sporting anything below 25 you may as well go home. And you don't want to go home, so sport your pride and receive the respect you deserve. Your time is now.   Fly me to the moon with this cool space-age necktie, the Moon's Surface Tie ($18.95), featuring --yes, you guessed-- a detailed portrait of the moon's surface.   Looking for the ultimate way to tell your boss to F*** Off without getting into too much trouble? Well then, just say it in binary instead with this F*ck You in Binary Code Tie ($18.95). Set in clear and precise 1s and 0s, this tie lets you do just that. Boss: Hey nice tie, haha, aren't you nerdy with those numbers. You: 0110011001110101011000110110 101100100000011110010110111101110101!! Boss: ?? You: Muahahahaha   All material things in the world are composed of different combinations of about 100 different elements. This navy blue Elements Tie ($16.95) features some of these elements as they appear on the periodic table.   Show your love for Euclid with this awesome Geometry Tie ($24.95). Just precisely what you'll want to wear on your rectangular cubicle.   Power ON. Style commencing. Now loaded: ...necktie - check ...knot interplay - check ...versatile platform - check ...durable and wrinkle free - check. You, dear sir, are now ready. Commence at will with the Power On Button Tie ($18.95)   Type-in some nerdy solutions with the Keyboard Tie ($18.95), they'll never understand...   With this 8-Bit Tie ($14.99), you'll be just like Mario when he wore a tie to meetings when negotiating his contract with Nintendo. Sure the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 are out there with all their super technology, but sometimes it's nice to remember the beginnings of the video game revolution. Viva la 8-Bit! Click here to view Funny & Strange Pics ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Such Mails for FREE? Click here to Join Fropki in just 3 Clicks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Visited Topics on the Site: Being Doutzen Kroes - An Average Week in Photographs (Pics) Unprofessional Bikini Girls at Work (Pics) Poonam Jhawar Sizzles in Pink Saree At Enemmy Movie (Pics) Brinda Parekh Enemmy Movie Launch (Pics) Sweet Bikini Abs Workout (Video) The Magician on the Cruise Ship (Joke) The Wonders of Motivation (Story) Babies Taste Lemons for the First Time (Video) Wife's Bra Size? Men Don't Have a Clue! (Tips) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __._,_.___ Dear Members, We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder. To prevent this problem: You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book. REGARDING SPAM: All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail. In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to: Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Your email settings: Individual Email|Traditional Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch to Fully Featured Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe __,_._,___

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[Fropki] The Coolest Countries Posted: 27 May 2013 09:57 AM PDT (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.) Pyramids from All Around the World   1. World's Happiest Country: Colombia   We already knew that Colombians were people with a lot of flavor, delicious dishes, and high spirits, so for many it won't come as a surprise that being happy and hopeful would also be one of their greatest characteristics. According to a recently released poll by the WIN/ Gallup International Association, the South American country placed first on the "Global Barometer of Hope and Happiness," which surveyed individuals in 54 countries.   The survey found that Colombians are almost twice as happy as the global average.   Brazil and Peru were also among the Latin American countries listed within the top 10 of the world's happiest, taking the third and eighth positions.   2. Country With the Most Sex: Greece   The horniest countries in the world were identified by the UK media according to Durex survey rankings. So, the higher a country appears on the list, the more frequently its citizens are having sex — which means at least once a week. In order to make it onto this list of the top 10 horniest countries, three-quarters of a country has to be going at it regularly. Embarrassingly, Canada and the U.S. don't make the cut.   Brazil was considered an early favorite, as were the French, but it turns out that the Greeks do it more often than anyone. 87% of Greeks surveyed had sex at least once a week. Brazil was second at 82%.   3. World's Most Pessimistic Country: France   Despite having food, wine, and scenery that are the envy of the world, a new study has revealed the French to be the most downbeat people on the planet.   The annual survey, carried out by the polling institute BVA-Gallup for the daily newspaper Le Parisien, spoke to the residents of 51 countries across all five continents to measure levels of optimism and pessimism. The survey found that wealth has little to do with overall happiness, with the gloomiest people found in Europe while the happiest were mostly in Africa and Asia.   The unhappiest countries were in Europe, with France at the top, receiving a negative score of 79.   4. Cleanest Country: Iceland   Iceland is the cleanest country in the world. According to researchers at Yale and Columbia Universities, the Nordic island ranks first out of 163 countries on their Environmental Performance Index.   Researchers ranked countries based on 25 indicators, including water and air quality, greenhouse gas emissions, and the impact of the environment on the health of the population. A score of 100 is excellent. Sierra Leone ranks at the bottom of the list with a score of 32. The U.S. ranks in the middle of the pack with 63.5. Iceland took top honors with a score of 93.5 thanks to ample clean water, lots of protected nature areas, good national health care, and a plenitude of usually clean geothermal power.   5. The Best Country For Women: New Zealand   The Economist created an index showing the countries where women are most likely to be treated equally at work based on the labor-force participation rate, the wage gap, the proportion of women in senior jobs, and the cost of child care compared to wages, among other factors. New Zealand comes out on top, and other notorious lady-paradises such as Finland and Sweden also score highly. The countries where working women have it worst are South Korea and Japan, largely because so few women are in top jobs. The U.S. is roughly in the middle of the pack.   The biggest gender gaps in employment, though, are in Ecuador and Saudi Arabia.   6. World's Most Pacifistic Country: Iceland   The concept of peace is difficult to define – and even more difficult to measure. However, since 2006 the Global Peace Index has defined peace as the "absence of violence" and has sought to determine what cultural attributes and institutions are associated with states of peace. The most recent ranking in 2012 has Iceland as the most peaceful country, followed by Denmark and New Zealand. At the other end of the spectrum, Somalia is considered the least peaceful country, followed by Afghanistan and Sudan.   7. Most Educated Country: Canada   Based on a study conducted by the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD), 24/7 Wall St. compiled a list of the 10 countries with the highest proportion of college-educated adult residents. Topping the chart is Canada — the only nation in the world where more than half of its residents can proudly hang college degrees on their walls. In 2010, 51% of the population had completed a tertiary education, which takes into account both undergraduate and graduate degrees   Snagging the number two most-educated spot was Israel, which trailed Canada by 5%. Japan, the U.S., New Zealand, and South Korea all ranked, with more than 40% of their citizens having a higher-education degree.   8. Unfriendliest Country: Bolivia   When you're traveling, some countries just don't like you, or at least it can certainly feel that way. A new report released in March 2013 by the World Economic Forum has ranked which countries roll out the welcome mat to travelers, and which give the cold shoulder.   Among the extensive analyses, one of the most interesting rankings was how welcome tourists are in each country. So, what is the world's most unfriendly country according to the data?   Bolivia took the dubious honor, scoring a 4.1 out of seven on a scale of "very unwelcome" (0) to "very welcome" (7). Venezuela and the Russian Federation were next.   Which countries are the most welcoming to foreigners? That would be Iceland, New Zealand, and Morocco.   9. World's Richest Country: Qatar   Forbes Magazine recently created and published a list of the richest countries in the world. In the ranking of the World's Top 10 Richest Countries as of October 2012, Qatar came in first, topping Luxembourg which was positioned second. Qatar is an oil rich country with an abundance of natural resources, such as natural gas. 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[Fropki] Today's Dose of Laughter (Jokes) Posted: 27 May 2013 05:44 AM PDT You may also like: Binge-drinking encouraging Cheating Partners An elderly woman went to her local doctor's office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."   Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you're 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?"   The woman replied, "They help me sleep better."   The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… "How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?"   The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice, and I sleep better at night."   ----------------------   "Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse."   ----------------------   3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.   So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation.   Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. "   Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes."   Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?"   ----------------------   "What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked. "Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?" "Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice. "No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?" "Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."   ----------------------   A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess." "And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher.   Next little Lucy raised a hand and said, "Our family are farmers, too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks and the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens until they're hatched." "That was a fine story Lucy. Johnny, do you have a story to share?"   "Yes, ma'am! My daddy told me this story about my Aunt Marge. She was a flight engineer during Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a Machete. So .. she drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break. Then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed 70 of them with the machine gun until it ran out of bullets! Then she killed 20 more with the machete till the blade broke; then she killed the last 10 with her bare hands." "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?" "Stay away from Aunt Marge when she's been drinking."   ----------------------   My parents recently retired. Mom always wanted to learn to play the piano, so dad bought her a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it. "Oh, we returned the piano." said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet instead."   "How come?" I asked. "Because," he answered, "with a clarinet, she can't sing."   ----------------------   A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop,HHH the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to a movie - the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!   Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size." The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.   ----------------------   Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"   "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it's made a big difference for me."   "That's great! What was the name of that clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and thought but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"   "You mean a rose?"   "Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"   ---------------------- Click here for More Hilarious Jokes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox? 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Poem-A-Day: Poetry by Monica Ferrell Posted: 27 May 2013 03:34 AM PDT Poetry   by Monica Ferrell     There is nothing beautiful here However I may want it. I can't  Spin a crystal palace of this thin air, Weave a darkness plush as molefur with my tongue However I want. Yet I am not alone In these alleys of vowels, which comfort me As the single living nun of a convent Is comforted by the walls of that catacomb She walks at night, lit by her own moving candle. I am not afraid of mirrors or the future --Or even you, lovers, wandering cow-fat And rutting in the gardens of this earthly verge Where I too trod, a sunspot, parasol-shaded, Kin to the trees, the bees, the color green.        Copyright © 2013 by Monica Ferrell. Used with permission of the author.     About This Poem "Once, during the blistering, red-edged heat of early July in New York City, I took a long walk home from a bad date of drinking rosé, passing, in a foul mood, through the various neighborhoods of Brooklyn where everything and everyone seemed to be happy but the heat-stifled trees and me and the anxious bees hovering around spent flowers. In the morning I got up to write, and, while I was trying to make a different poem, this came out. Initially titled 'Wozu Dichterin,' a riff feminizing the title of Heidegger's essay 'Wozu Dichter?' ('Why-For Poets?' or 'What Are Poets For?'), it proposes to tell the vocation of a (female) poet, and is as close as I've come to writing an ars poetica."    --Monica Ferrell Most Recent Book by Ferrell Beasts for the Chase (Sarabande Books, 2008)   May 27, 2013 Monica Ferrell is the author of Beasts for the Chase (Sarabande Books, 2008). She is also the author of the novel, The Answer Is Always Yes (Dial Press, 2008). Ferrell lives in Brooklyn and teaches at SUNY Purchase. Related Poems Poetry by Marianne Moore Eating Poetry by Mark Strand Poetry Is a Destructive Force by Wallace Stevens Poem-A-Day Launched during National Poetry Month in 2006, Poem-A-Day features new and previously unpublished poems by contemporary poets on  weekdays and classic poems  on weekends. Browse the  Poem-A-Day Archive.     Thanks for being a part of the Academy of American Poets community. To learn about other programs, including National Poetry Month, Poem in Your Pocket Day, the annual Poets Forum, and more, visit Poets.org.   Forward this email This email was sent to prentice654.allsms@blogger.com by poetnews@poets.org |   Update Profile/Email Address | Instant removal with SafeUnsubscribe™ | Privacy Policy. Academy of American Poets | 75 Maiden Lane | Suite 901 | New York | NY | 10038

[Fropki] Women Vs Animals Posted: 27 May 2013 03:04 AM PDT You may also like: Secret Office Kissing (Game) (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.)   Click here for Funny Pics Collection ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox? Click here to Join Fropki Mailing List ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet: Celebs Without Undergarments (Celeb) Jeniffer Lopez displays her Sexy Butt (Celeb) Veena Malik gets to Undergarments (Celeb) Shruti Haasan on Maxim Magazine (Celeb) 13-Second Proof the Sun Is Crazy Powerful (Video) Valentine's Day Dress-Up (Game) Still hanging on to memories of past love? (Relationship) How your Sun sign can dictate fashion sense (Astro) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __._,_.___ Dear Members, We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder. To prevent this problem: You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book. REGARDING SPAM: All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail. In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to: Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Your email settings: Individual Email|Traditional Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch to Fully Featured Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe __,_._,___

[Fropki] Story of Alexender - The Three Wishes [Shared by: Junaid Tahir] Posted: 27 May 2013 01:34 AM PDT You may also like: Most Risky Dance, I have ever Seen (Video) There is very instructive incident involving the life of Alexander, the great Greek king.   Alexander, after conquering many kingdoms, was returning home. On the way, he fell ill and it took him to his death bed. With death staring him in his face, Alexander realized how his conquests, his great army, his sharp sword and all his wealth were of no consequence. He now longed to reach home to see his mother's face and bid her his last adieu. But, he had to accept the fact that his sinking health would not permit Him to reach his distant homeland. So, the mighty conqueror lay prostrate and pale, helplessly waiting to breathe his last. He called his generals and said, "I will depart from this world soon; I have three wishes, please carry them out without fail." With tears flowing down their cheeks, the generals agreed to abide by their king's last wishes.   "My first desire is that," said Alexander, "My physicians alone must carry my coffin." After a pause, he continued, "Secondly, I desire that when my coffin is being carried to the grave, the path leading to the graveyard be strewn with gold, silver and precious stones which I have collected in my treasury.   "The king felt exhausted after saying this. He took a minute's rest and continued. "My third and last wish is that both my hands be kept dangling out of my coffin." The people who had gathered there wondered at the king's strange wishes. But no one dare bring the question to their lips. Alexander's favourite general kissed his hand and pressed them to his heart. "O king, we assure you that your wishes will all be fulfilled, but tell us why do you make such strange wishes?"   At this Alexander took a deep breath and said:    "I would like the world to know of the three lessons I have just learnt. I want my physicians to carry my coffin because people should realize that no doctor can really cure anybody. They are powerless and cannot save a person from the clutches of death. So let not people take life for granted.   The second wish of strewing gold, silver and other riches on the way to the graveyard is to tell people that not even a fraction of gold will come with me. I spent all my life earning riches but cannot take anything with me. Let people realize that it is a sheer waste of time to chase wealth.   And about my third wish of having my hands dangling out of the coffin, I wish people to know that I came empty handed into this world and empty handed I go out of this world."   With these words, the king closed his eyes. Soon he let death conquer him and breathed his last. . . . Click here for Amazing Stories Collection ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox? Click here to Join Fropki Mailing List ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet: Celebs Without Undergarments (Celeb) Jeniffer Lopez displays her Sexy Butt (Celeb) Veena Malik gets to Undergarments (Celeb) Shruti Haasan on Maxim Magazine (Celeb) 13-Second Proof the Sun Is Crazy Powerful (Video) Valentine's Day Dress-Up (Game) Still hanging on to memories of past love? (Relationship) How your Sun sign can dictate fashion sense (Astro) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __._,_.___ Dear Members, We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder. To prevent this problem: You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book. REGARDING SPAM: All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail. In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to: Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Your email settings: Individual Email|Traditional Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch to Fully Featured Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe __,_._,___

Quote Lady's Quote for May 27 Posted: 27 May 2013 07:36 AM PDT Quote Lady's Quote of the Day Volume 16, Number 147 ISSN 1534-3073 Quote for Monday, May 27, 2013 Sometimes you think that you need to be perfect, that you cannot make mistakes ... realize you are a human being - like everyone else capable of reaching great potential but not capable of being perfect. ~ Susan Polis Schutz ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Give your grad the gift of wisdom! Success Quotes for Grads. Each business card sized card in the pack of thirty expresses an inspirational thought about success. Makes a great substitution for a card, or even a present! Sure to be treasured as remembrance of your thoughtfulness. Find these at: http://www.quotelady.com/store/pq012.html Or take a look at all our other great portable quotes at: http://www.quotelady.com/store/portablequotes.html ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Note: National holidays are U.S. unless otherwise noted. May is: National Garage Sale Month & Memorial Day (US) This week is: Hurricane Preparedness Week Today, May 27 is: National Senior Health & Fitness Day Birthday of: "Wild Bill" Hickok [cowboy/scout] (b. 1837) Vincent Price [actor] (b. 1911) Harlan Ellison [writer] (b. 1934) -&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-& To subscribe to the Quote of the Day list, send a blank email to quote-a-day-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To be removed from this list, send a blank email to quote-a-day-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Email quotelady@quotelady.com with questions, comments, or quotation suggestions. Be sure to put quote somewhere in the subject line. Visit http://www.quotelady.com for over 7500 quotes arranged by author and subject. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A QuoteLady.com publication Copyright (c) 2013 Karen L. Oberst, Editor & Publisher All rights reserved worldwide. Permission is granted to freely copy or forward the Quote of the Day to anyone that you wish, as long as you include the entire message. In fact, we'd love it if you did! ---------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/quote-a-day/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/quote-a-day/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: quote-a-day-digest@yahoogroups.com quote-a-day-fullfeatured@yahoogroups.com <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: quote-a-day-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/

Be Unstoppable - Daily Inspiration Posted: 26 May 2013 10:02 PM PDT See www.quotes-daily.com/p/help.html for Help with Daily Inspiration email. You can un-subscribe at https://app.getresponse.com/me.html?x=a62b&m=sQv6&s=VodGr&y=R& Daily Inspiration - Daily Quote ... Jonathan Lockwood Huie May 27, 2013 Insights for living with joy and purpose Dear Ferry Meed If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it. - Michael Jordan If you can dream it, you can do it. - Walt Disney The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way. - Dale Carnegie It doesn't matter if you try and try and try again, and fail. It does matter if you try and fail, and fail to try again. - Charles Kettering Choose your goal and keep your eye on it. Never give up. Perhaps you will need to change your plan and approach you goal from a different direction, but don't quit. Keep thinking. Keep re-planning. Keep going. - Jonathan Lockwood Huie Today's affirmation: I make friends with my fear. I am unstoppable. - Jonathan Lockwood Huie Further reading: Why be Reasonable? What Can Christopher Columbus Teach Us Today? Later is Never Success Tip: Drive Change Never Give Up You Can Do It   Try Again Commitment Keep Going Determination May the world be kind to you, and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself. - Jonathan Jonathan Lockwood Huie jlh @ sail7 .com Daily Inspiration - Daily Quote See all 1000+ Daily Inspirations with pictures and links at www.quotes-daily.com See Copyright and Re-publishing information You can un-subscribe at https://app.getresponse.com/me.html?x=a62b&m=sQv6&s=VodGr&y=R& Powered by: Jonathan Lockwood Huie, 104 Sands Point Dr., Tierra Verde, FL 33715, United States You may unsubscribe or change your contact details at any time.

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