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| [Fropki] Most Bizarre Fines Ever Posted: 10 Jul 2013 08:48 PM PDT (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.) 1. The driver who was fined for blowing his nose during traffic jam A businessman was fined £60 and had his driving license endorsed for blowing his nose while stuck in a traffic jam. Michael Mancini, a furniture restorer from Prestwick, Ayrshire, was given the fixed penalty and docked three penalty points after leaning over and pulling out a paper handkerchief to wipe his nose when stuck in Ayr High Street. Mancini said that his van was in neutral with its handbrake on, and that he was flabbergasted when he was signaled into a parking bay by an approaching policeman. Matters became "a little bit surreal", he said, when he wound down his window and was promptly charged by the stern-faced PC Stuart Gray, a man known locally as "Shiny Buttons" in recognition of his zealous attention to detail. "I honestly thought it was a joke," said Mancini, 39, who was booked for failing to be in control of his vehicle. With a stereo, headlights and the ability to travel 20mph, this isn't a run-of-the-mill armchair. Inventive Dennis Anderson combined a powerful lawnmower with a cushy recliner to build this bizarre vehicle. However, the 61-year-old's fun came to an end after he decided to drive it home after a drinking session at his local pub. Anderson lost control of the vehicle, which boasts an eight-horsepower engine, and crashed it into a parked car. Officers said Anderson, who injured his leg, was 'clearly intoxicated' and had a blood alcohol level three times the legal limit. He has been handed a 180-day suspended jail sentence and a £1,200 fine. As it was his second drink-drive incident, the armchair was confiscated and has been set aside for a police auction. For two years Kerry Norris, 29, and boyfriend Adam Hinton, regularly embarrassed neighbours with their all-night love-making. The couple yelled out obscenities while the headboard would bang against the wall until 6am. Finally Norris was prosecuted by Brighton and Hove City Council for ignoring a noise abatement notice. Next door neighbour Richard Powell told magistrates: "The headboard bangs on the wall as they are having sex and it keeps me awake all night." "I have had to take days off work because of the lack of sleep." Richard's wife Sarah said she had to move her children to the front room of their home because of the noise. And Michelle Tyrrell said her four year-old daughter was kept awake by the sounds of the couple having sex. Norris would also sunbathe naked in the garden in full view of workmen. Tony Waller, defending Norris, said she was getting the blame for noise made by other tenants. But magistrates fined her £200 plus £100 costs, and told her to pay a £15 "victim surcharge". A former regional president of the far-right Party of Nationally Oriented Swiss has been fined just over SFr 10,000 ($9,500) for claiming Anne Frank's diary was a fake. In June 2009, the 22-year-old ex-leader of the Basel branch of the extremist party had written an article called "The lies around Anne Frank", in which he branded the diary of the young Jewish girl a "historical lie". The young man has been fined for racial discrimination. He referred to an article published in 1980 in the German news magazine Der Spiegel, which questioned the authenticity of the diary. The Spiegel article mentioned an expert's report by the German Federal Criminal Police. The same authority led an investigation in 2006 which cleared all doubts on the diary's authenticity. The president of the Basel court said the accused had infringed the federal law against racism and his assertions were like a slap in the face of the victims. Anne Frank died aged 15 in March 1945 in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp, having lived most of her life in Amsterdam. From July 1942 to August 1944, she and her family lived in hiding in a secret annex. Anne kept a diary, which was found and published after her death. Vandana Gurjar filed for divorce from her husband Hemant Chhalotre in Madhya Pradesh, India. Her grounds for the action included Chhalotre's impotence. That was a mistake. He turned around and sued Gurjar for defamation, and she was ordered to pay 200,000 rupees (£2,747)! Mr Chhalotre had complained the impotence accusation "rendered him unmarriageable and sullied his prestige". The amount of the fine far exceeds the annual income of millions living in India. In 2008, a Russian woman and a Lebanese man were put on trial in Dubai for drinking orange juice! In accordance with the Federal Penal Code of the United Arab Emirates, a public intake of food and beverages during daytime hours of the month of Ramadan is forbidden by Article 313. The article stipulates the punishment in the form of either a monetary penalty – up to 2,000 dirhems ($555) – or even a term of up to one month in prison.The young people told the court that they were not Muslims and were unaware of the fact that their actions could be punishable. The court took the mitigating circumstances into consideration, but found the defendants guilty, since ignorance did not exclude responsibility. The court ruled that the young people had to pay the fine of 1,000 dirhems ($278) each. 7. The couple who got a fine for choosing the name of their child (the name was: Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116)  In 1991, Elisabeth Hallin and Lasse Diding wanted to protest the naming law of Sweden, which states that the court can disapprove of names that "for some obvious reason are not suitable as a first name." They were fined 5,000 kronor (about $680 at the time) for naming their son Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (Pronounced "albin"). The parents claimed that the 43-character name was "a pregnant, expressionistic development that we see as an artistic creation." The court didn't buy it and upheld the fine. Then the parents tried to resubmit the name as "A" (yes, one letter - also pronounced "albin"). The court didn't buy that either, saying that one letter names are prohibited. The baby finally went with "Albin Hallin" though in his passport his name was given as "Icke namngivet gossebarn" meaning "unnamed little boy." In August 2010, a speeding Swedish driver faced the world's biggest ever motoring fine of 650,000 euros after being clocked at 180mph while driving through Switzerland. The 37-year-old man's £140,000 Mercedes SLS AMG was impounded along with his driving license after soaring at two and-a-half times the speed limit on a Swiss motorway. Authorities say the gargantuan fine -- reported to be the world's largest -- is due to Switzerland's unusual traffic laws, which calculate fines on both the severity of the offense and the offender's income level. Though police could not confirm whether or not the driver's speed was a record, they "have no record of anyone being caught traveling faster in the country," a police spokesman said. The driver, who was traveling between Bern and Lausanne, defended himself by saying he thought "the [speedometer] on the car, which was new, was faulty." The NFL fined Chad Ochocinco $25,000 for possessing an electronic device and posting messages to his Twitter account during Cincinnati's 22-9 preseason win over Philadelphia. Ochocinco's Twitter feed (@OGOchoCinco) was updated prior to kickoff with the message: "Just talk with Kelly Washington , Desean Jackson, Geoff Pope, Hank Baskett and I caught a ball from Mike Vick, I love pre-game warm up." Ochocinco then tweeted again at 9:53 p.m. ET, approximately two hours after the game began, commenting on a play from the first half where he was hit hard by a pair of Eagles defenders while trying to catch a pass: "Man Im sick of getting hit like that , its the damn preseason s**t! 1day I'm gone jump up and start throwing hay makers , #Tylenolplease." The league has a social-media ban in place for gamedays, before kickoff until after postgame interviews. Ochocinco had two catches for 29 yards in Cincinnati's win. Ah, the irony: The Golden State Fence company, whose work is to build the border fence between San Diego and Mexico, were fined $5 million for hiring illegal immigrants to build the fence! After an immigration check in 1999 found undocumented workers on its payroll, Golden State promised to clean house. But when followup checks were made in 2004 and 2005, some of those same illegal workers were still on the job. In fact, as many as a third of the company's 750 workers may have been in the country illegally. After having been photographed riding along a motorway with a barbecue strapped to his body, motorcyclist Michael Wiles, 29, was fined in an Australian court for careless driving. Wiles, was seen on Melbourne's busy Eastern Freeway effectively "wearing" the barbecue as he carried it home after finding it by the side of the road. He had inserted his body through the wooden frame and was peering through a protruding steel grate to see his way as he drove along at speeds of up to 46mph. Police investigated after his antics were photographed from a passing car. The picture later found its way on to the internet and was widely circulated in emails. When in court, his defense lawyer said Mr Wiles's excuse was "lack of thought processes" at the time and poverty. "It turned out the barbecue was a dud and did not work, and that's probably why it was at the side of the road," Mr McClure said. Wiles was later approached by a barbecue company to appear in an advertisement after his photograph was published but he had declined to do so. He was fined A$800 (£458) and disqualified him from driving for one month. His neighbors call it "Cabbagegate." And it cost Steve Miller a lot of green. The Clarkston, Ga., man was fined $5,200 for growing too many vegetables in his backyard. Miller had been growing legumes for 15 years, selling them at local farmer markets and giving them away to friends, before he was cited by the Dekalb County Code Enforcement office for the first time. It's illegal to garden at such a level in the zone where he lives. Miller tried to challenge the penalty, but a reprieve was slow in coming, and the fight's not over. After a long legal battle, Miller successfully rezoned his land. But despite that victory, the county is still fining him for all of his illicit vegetables, and even for hiring workers to weed the fallow land after he stopped working it. Miller had no idea that growing vegetables on his land was illegal -- in fact, he purchased the plot because he knew people had grown vegetables for profit there in the past. Click here to view Funny & Strange Pics ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Such Mails for FREE? 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| [Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Sad SmS Posted: 10 Jul 2013 12:25 PM PDT Prishi Pari Ke Sad SmS Truth of my life: Ye malum hai humein ki bahut chaha hai zamane ne hum ko. Hum pasnd to sab ko hai.. Magar Afsos, Sirf zarurat ki tarah.
Heart is equal to a mirror, Mirror shows reflection. and Heart shows affection. Both have one equal quality.. can't be reformed once broken!  Kuch uljhe sawalo se darta hai dil, Jane kyu tanhai mein bikharta hai dil, Kisi ko panne ki ab koi chahat nahi, Bas kuch apno ko khone se darta hai Fabulous lines: I will remember her… not as the one who broke my heart! but as the one who taught me how to love So jata hai har koi apne kal ke liye, Par koi ye nahi sochta.. Ki aaj jiska dil dukhaya wo soya hoga ya nahi. Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na? Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi. Thanking u Aap ki friend Prishi Pari prishipari2011@gmail.com Join My Facebook Account prishi.pari.1@yahoo.com Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye Hamare group ke messages. http://groupsyahoo.com/group/H indi_Jokes __._,_.___
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| [Fropki] Coolest Shower Designs Posted: 10 Jul 2013 09:51 AM PDT (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.) 1. Aquarium Shower This totally baller shower enclosure called Plano Acquario by Cesena has a real aquarium built right into one of the walls. How cool would it be to be standing in the shower under a flow of water while watching fish swim around you? Very relaxing. They say you can put a TV or a bookshelf in there instead of the fish tank but what fun would that be? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to take a shower with a deer stag head spewing water onto you? Now you can. This porcelain version was unveiled at Milan Design Week 2010. I've no idea what such a design would even cost, but it's safe to assume it won't be showing up in the fixtures aisle of your local Home Depot anytime soon. This is shower head with a temperature controlled light so you will never burn your bottom again. Temperature changes from green (when the temperature is less than 32C) to red (at more than 45C). The phasing colours in between are blue, orange, purple and pink. With all of the crazy inventions people come up with today, it comes as no surprise that this baby would be invented. What? You want to be freakishly clean and you enjoy a solid stream of water to caress your nether-regions? Well, look no more! As you can see in the picture, this shower does enjoy the advantage of sporting 18 different shower heads. With adjustable settings (i.e. temperature, water pressure, etc.), you really can't go wrong with this. Oh wait, yes you can. How? Well, one only needs to look at its price tag. $100,000. Yes, that is 5 zeros you are looking at. I need to find someone who has this and see if they will give me a spin in it. The Viteo Garden Shower begins a gentle, meter high shower as soon as you step on its white platform a little over four inches high. What's interesting about it is that instead of water coming down on top of you; it springs up from below, fountain style. Honored with the iF Product Design Award 2007, the white platform is made from a stainless steel frame base, sturdy UV-resistant ABS plastic white skin and slip-resistant tread. Sandwiched in between are springs which take a light load of about 33 pounds in order to activate the valve which causes water to spray from an inner channel system to 16 fine cone shaped jets. The result is a gentle cone of water from 2 to 4 meters (6ft to 13ft). And while the gushing flow of cold water from your tap may prove rather startling, not nearly as so as the cool $930US price tag. This Folding Shower, is a concept by French company Supiot and it is currently looking for a manufacturer and a distributor. It has a unique design that's supposed to allow people living in small apartments to install a shower that doesn't take up too much of their limited space. The industrial designer Ron Arad came up with this rotating shower/bath with Italian manufacturers Teuco (the shower section of their website was particularly funny). You can have a bath in the lip, or rotate it around to give you a shower cabinet if you fancy that instead. Of course, you'll need a bathroom the size of most of our entire flats to fit it in. And it also doesn't explain why this girl is having both a shower and a bath with her clothes on. Still, it's very cool. This is a very cool idea for campers and festival followers, the pocket shower, fill with water, hang from tree, get clean. The pocket shower comes in a fist sized bag but can hold up to 10 liters of water which is enough for a 7 minute shower. The water reservoir is made from a thin black material which absorbs sunlight and a solar system that heats the water. This is probably one of the few showers you'll enjoy when camping. You can buy the pocket shower from I Want One of Those for $26.98 These awesome temperature-sensitive glass tiles will change color depending on their current temperature. You just tell the manufacturer what base temperature you want, and every 6-10 degree increment from there activates a different color phase. There are three phases in all, and once you've passed the third, it will return to the original color. I wouldn't recommend installing these in a house with more than one or two people in it. You can bet that the first person in the shower is going to use up all the hot water just messing with the colors on the tiles. Of course you'll need to rob a bank first, since a single 4" x 4" tile will run you $33, or around $300 per square foot. It's nice being clean. It's a shame, then, that being clean is just so much damn work. Like, you get in the shower, and then you're supposed to STAND there. Stand! And you have to be rubbing soap on your body and shampoo in your hair, and if you try and do that in opposite directions at the same time, it'll make you fall over and you'll crack your head open and die. And that would be bad. The automatic human washing machine takes most of the dying out of showers by not only giving you the chance to lie down while getting clean, but also by doing all of the actual cleaning for you. You stick yourself inside the washing pod and command it to go, and it will wash you with soap and water, use infrared light to steam heat you, pamper you with sound and aromatherapy, and then finish up with a seaweed wrap and some body lotion. Then you get out, and the machine sterilizes itself to get rid of all the nastiness you left behind. I have no idea how, or how well, the automatic human washing machine (aka the "Santelubain 999") actually performs its numerous cleaning tasks, but the website assures us that "the automatic human washing machine has been recognized by various people through coverage by different medias." Ah, okay, very good then. Click here to view Hilarious Jokes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Such Mails for FREE? Click here to Join Fropki in just 3 Clicks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet:
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| [Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS Posted: 10 Jul 2013 07:07 AM PDT Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS SANTA exam hall a girl to santa: Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi. SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola: "The"
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| [Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS Posted: 10 Jul 2013 06:51 AM PDT Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? To Santa rote hue bola: Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha. Banta: To? Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla. Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau. Santa: Dettol sabun hai? Dukandaar: Hai, Santa: Accha wala? Dukndar: Ha Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na? Dukndr: Ha Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo. Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na? Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi. Thanking u Aap ki friend Prishi Pari prishipari2011@gmail.com Join My Facebook Account prishi.pari.1@yahoo.com Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye Hamare group ke messages. http://groupsyahoo.com/group/H indi_Jokes __._,_.___
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