[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 SANTA exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
"The"

Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya
Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya
Baahar aakar bola O banta,
abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he

Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya
Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge..

Santa ne apna sir pakda.
Dr: Kya hua
Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.



Kidnapper phone par:
Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.

Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai,
mundi bhej mundi..

 

Taxi Wala: Sir sorry
main meter chalu karna bhul gaya.

Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi
main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.



Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai
batao main kya karun?

Banta: Karna kya hai,
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.



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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
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Aap ki friend

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