[Fropki] Funny Signs at Various Public Places

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Sign on a railway station at Patna:

 

Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.

 

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Seen on a famous beauty parlour in Bombay:

 

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!

 

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Seen on a bulletin board:
 
Success is relative
The more success, The more  relatives.

 

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Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
 
We need your heads to run our business.

 

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A traffic slogan:
 
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be

 

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Sign in a restaurant:
 
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager
 
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The difference between in-laws and outlaws?

 

Outlaws are wanted.
 
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Alcohol is a perfect solvent:

 

It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

 

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.

 

A tax is a fine for doing well.

 

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Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.

 

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An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have:

 

The older she gets, the more interested he becomes in her.
 
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There are two kinds of people who don't say much:

 

Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
 
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There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...

 

And then it was too late!

 

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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.

 

After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent.

 

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