[Fropki] Booze Quotes (Hilarious)

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Booze Quotes
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
 - Frank Sinatra

 

 Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls.
 - Timothy Walsh

 

 A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
 - Anonymous

 

 What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
 - W.C. Fields

 

 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
 - Henny Youngman

 

 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
 - Stephen Wright

 

 When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...
 - Brian O'Rourke

 

 You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline... it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
 - Frank Zappa

 

 Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
 - Winston Churchill

 

 Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
 - Dave Barry

 

 The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
 - Humphrey Bogart

 

 I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
 - Homer Simpson

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