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[Fropki] Negar Khan Exposed in Most Shameless Moments?

Posted: 11 Mar 2014 09:41 PM PDT





 

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[Fropki] Ah Yes. Spring Break

Posted: 11 Mar 2014 08:38 PM PDT





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[AffirmationstoDe-Stress] MORNING COFFEE [4 Attachments]

Posted: 11 Mar 2014 04:34 PM PDT


 
"Listen – and your intuition will lead you to great places."
 
Everyone is blessed with the inner wisdom of intuition. But, too often, our logical mind takes the command post and we neglect to listen.
 
Next time you have a decision to make, sit quietly, without any distractions. Reflect on what your intuition is trying to tell you.
 
If you have a sense of doubt but you can't quite put your finger on it, don't question the "Why." The answer will come. If something inside you says go for it, follow that hunch. Don't think about all the reasons why you shouldn't.
 
Trust your intuition! It won't let you down.
 
In due time, the reasons "Why" will become crystal clear. In the meantime, your intuition will act as a golden compass pointing you toward your dreams.
 
©Jane Powell
 
 

How Much Music Can You Make?
 
Imagine this. A concert violinist is performing a difficult piece in front of a large audience. Suddenly there is a loud snap that reverberates throughout the auditorium. The audience immediately knows that a string has broken and fully expects the concert to be suspended until another string, or instrument, is brought to the musician.
 
But instead, the violinist composes herself, closes her eyes and then signals the conductor to begin again. The orchestra resumes where it had left off and now the musician plays the music on the remaining three strings. In her mind she works out new fingering to compensate. A work that few people can play well on a perfect instrument, the violinist with the broken string plays magnificently.
 
When she finishes, an awesome silence hangs in the room. And then as one, the crowd rises to their feet amidst enthusiastic applause and cheers. The violinist smiles and wipes perspiration from her brow. When silence returns to the great room, she explains why she continued to play in spite of the accident. "You know," she says, still breathless, "sometimes it is the artist's task to find out how much music you can still make with what you have left."
 
(Though this incident is sometimes purported to have happened to the famous violinist Itzhak Perlman, it cannot be substantiated and is more likely grist in the mill of urban legend. But there is a powerful truth in this story nevertheless.)
 
We know what the violinist means, don't we? We know about experiencing losses and setbacks. We know what it means to find out how much music we can still make with what we have left.
 
Maybe you've lived most of your life and you have only a little time remaining. Though most of your life is behind, can you still make music?
 
Maybe disease or an accident has robbed you of your capacity to work. Though too sick or weak to hold down a job, are there other ways to contribute? Can you still make music?
 
Perhaps a financial loss has left you impoverished. Without the resources you've enjoyed in the past, can you count up the numerous other resources still available to you? Time? Energy? Skills? Knowledge? Can you still make music?
 
Or maybe a meaningful relationship has ended and you feel alone in the world. Will you figure out what that loss means in your life, grieve its passing and decide you still have a future? Can you still make music?
 
There are times when we all experience loss; times when something occurs that changes everything. Like the violinist, will you find the courage to discover just how much music you can still make with what you have left? How much good you can still do? How much joy you can still share?
 
I'm convinced that the world, more than ever, needs the music only you can make. And if it takes extra courage to keep playing in spite of your loss, many will applaud the effort. And who knows? Others may be inspired to pick up their broken instruments, their broken lives, and begin again.
 
The all-important question we each must ask is this: Just how much music can I make with what I have left?
 
 Steve Goodier
 
Exceptional action
 
To achieve exceptional results, take exceptional action. Get in the habit of quickly taking action, and you'll get used to seeing your goals and dreams quickly taking shape.
 
The way you make use of your time determines the way your life unfolds. When you hold your time in the highest regard, you'll reach your highest level of performance and fulfillment.
 
You have plenty of time to create plenty of success and achievement. Simply make full and effective use of each moment just as soon as it comes to you.
 
Taking exceptional action does not require any special skill. It's simply a matter of choosing to make enthusiastic and persistent use of the skills you have.
 
You can choose to waste a good portion of each day on things that don't really matter. Or, you can choose to fill your day with committed, effective action that's focused on achieving your goals.
 
The choice is always yours to make. Go ahead, choose to take exceptional action, and enjoy a truly exceptional life.
 
Ralph Marston
 

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Posted: 11 Mar 2014 02:58 PM PDT

[Hindi Jokes] Maya hatheli me duwaen rakhti hai

Posted: 11 Mar 2014 11:50 AM PDT

 

चूम लेना उसकी हथेलियाँ
किसी आग़ाज़ से पहले,
सुना है माँ हथेली में
दुआऐं रखती है...

तेरे हर सफ़र में
सरगोशी होगी रहमतों की,
सुना है माँ लबों पे
सदायें रखती है...

उसे बताते ही ज़ख्मों का
दर्द काफ़ूर हो जायेगा,
सुना है अपनी फूंक में वो
ठण्डी हवायें रखती है...

गौर कर तू गुनहगार
होकर भी मासूम है,
सुना है अपनी नेकी देकर
वो खतायें रखती है...

कभी सोचा क्यूँ तेरे रास्ते
कोई आफ़त नहीं आती?
सुना है अपनी नज़र में वो
चारो दिशायें रखती है...

डर मत तुझे
बुरी नज़र नहीं लगेगी,
सुना है तुझसे दूर वो
सारी बलायें रखती है....

तू अकेला है सफ़र पे
कैसे मान लिया तूने?
सुना है ख़ुदा की जगह वो
तुझपे निगाहें रखती है...

सुना है माँ हथेली में दुआऐं रखती है...!!!

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[Fropki] Hits Ya Right In The Feels

Posted: 11 Mar 2014 09:53 AM PDT





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[Hindi Jokes] Holi Sasural ki

Posted: 11 Mar 2014 09:33 AM PDT

 

एक हरियाणवी कविता होली सुसराड़ की
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मैं गया सुसराड़
नया कुर्ता गाड़

दाढ़ी बनवाई बाल रंग्वाए
रेहड़ी पर ते संतरे तुलवाए

हाथ मैं दो किलो फ्रूट
मैं हो रया सुटम सूट

फागन का महिना था
आ रया पसीना था

पोहंच गया गाम मैं
मीठे मीठे घाम मैं

सुसराड़ का टोरा था
मैं अकड में होरा था

साले मिलगे घर के बाहर
बोले आ रिश्तेदार आ रिश्तेदार

बस मेरी खातिरदारी शुरू होगी
रात ने खा पीके सोगया तडके मेरी बारी शुरू होगी

सोटे ले ले शाहले आगी
मेरे ते मिठाईया के पैसे मांगन लागी

दो दो चार चार सबने लगाये
पैसे भी दिए और सोटे भी खाए

साली भी मेरी मुह ने फेर गी
गाढ़ा रंग घोल के सर पे गेर गी

सारा टोरा होगया था ढिल्ला ढिल्ला
गात होगया लिल्ला लिल्ला गिल्ला गिल्ला

रहा सहा टोरा साला ने मिटा दिया
भर के कोली नाली में लिटा दिया

साँझ ताहि देहि काली आँख लाल होगी
बन्दर बरगी मेरी चाल होगी

बटेऊ हाडे तो नु हे सोटे खावेगा
बता फेर होली पे हाडे आवेगा

मैं हाथ जोड़ बोल्या या गलती फेर
नहीं दोहराऊंगा

होली तो के मैं थारे दिवाली ने
भी नहीं आउंगा.............

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Posted: 11 Mar 2014 07:11 AM PDT




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[Fropki] Reasons You Should ALWAYS Ask for the Window Seat

Posted: 11 Mar 2014 05:23 AM PDT





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Poem-A-Day: Dolphinating by Juan Felipe Herrera

Posted: 11 Mar 2014 03:49 AM PDT

March 11, 2014

Dolphinating

by Juan Felipe Herrera
 

For Albert Goldbarth & Margarita Robles

 


Are you going to steal lines collect 

manual typewriters 8 miles high the serotonin Albert

Goldbarth mentions the sugary night the howling 

speeding most of all are you going to hobble here-- 

time travel? 

a possible future burns your dolphin karma 

forking out 500 lives from now 

Whitman in piyamas spotted leopard-like piercing 

the unavoidable Void the obsessed B-B-Q where we swoop

Ersatz 

Mojo 

Bruja                                Hoodoo scribble 

it is popping Hendrix in your head it is Joplin & 

Flor Silvestre & Rosetta Tharpe & Itzpapalotl do you know 

how awake you are 

Noble 

8 Fold Path 

too dark 

too lightning 

the visualization is next 

the Ukrainian purge the intercontinental money money 

O Tsunami where is my crystal realized selfie 

O my love my next Warhol dream in 

revolution rouge & where is 

my electric emerald wand rain Vajra 

roll the ink & fire stones          unfold the third eyes 

the ten million arms of Tara & Einstein 

of compassion of mercy of nebula rails come alive 

jellyfish flags i bow to you 

jellyfish world wheel of 

swish & suffering

  

 

  

Copyright © 2014 by Juan Felipe Herrera. Used with permission of the author.

About This Poem 

"While listening to Albert Goldbarth read his line, 'manual typewriters 8 miles high,' in rocket speed, I wrote in similar manner. Later, I chipped and chopped words. Spiced it up a little with Ishmael Reed, His Holiness the Dalai Lama and Einstein--they help me think about the big picture, about kindness and the unknown."

--Juan Felipe Herrera 

Most Recent Book by Herrera





Senegal Taxi

(University of Arizona, 2013) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Fropki] A Lost Phone Number (Funny Video)

Posted: 11 Mar 2014 03:24 AM PDT





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[Fropki] Condom Slogans (16+)

Posted: 11 Mar 2014 02:21 AM PDT





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 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
 12. If you go into heat, package your meat
 13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
 14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
 16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
 18. The right selection will protect your erection
 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
 20. A crank with armor will never harm her
 21. No glove, no love!

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[Hindi Jokes] Management Lesson

Posted: 10 Mar 2014 11:00 PM PDT

 


Management Lesson :

One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house of a washer man.

The washer man was fast asleep but the donkey and the dog were awake.

The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach him a lesson.

The donkey got worried and said to the dog that if he doesn't bark, the donkey will have to do something himself.

The dog did not change his mind and the donkey started braying loudly. 

Hearing the donkey bray, the thief ran away, the master woke up and started beating the donkey for braying in the middle of the night for no reason.

Moral of the story: One must not engage in duties other than his own.



Now take a new look at the same story.

The washer man was like a typical top management corporate guy.

He had the fundas of looking at the bigger picture and thinking out of the box.

He was convinced that there must be some reason for the donkey to bray in the night.

He walked outside a little and did some fact finding, applied a research approach, figured out from the ground realities that there was a thief who broke in and the donkey only wanted to alert him about it.

Looking at the donkey's extra initiative and going beyond the call of the duty, he rewarded him with lot of hay and other perks and the donkey became his favorite pet. 

The dog's life didn't change much, except that now the donkey was more motivated in doing the dogs duties as well.

In the Appraisal the dog managed an "8".

The donkey was rated as "9".

Soon the dog realized that the donkey is taking care of his duties and he can enjoy his life sleeping and lazing around.

The donkey had to live up to his already high performance standards. 

Soon he was over burdened with work and always under pressure and now is looking for a switch....

Moral of the story-Remains the same- "One must not engage in duties other than his own"

Disclaimer: All characters in the story are not at all imaginary. Any resemblance to person living or dying of work is purely intentional..!! 

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[Hindi Jokes] Quotes

Posted: 10 Mar 2014 11:00 PM PDT

 


CHAD DE

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The best message ever in your INBOX:

Don't use your Power of tongue on ur Parents,

from whom u Learned how to Pronounce...

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Don't believe in Tit for Tat rule...

because we can't bite a dog who has bitten us..

so don't spoil our level just to teach others..... 
moral......
"Think twice....Act wise..."

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Learn to "LET GO".. Because You cannot have the next breath until you let go the existing one...

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पत्नी,पति को मनमोहन सिंह बना देती है

वरना 

माँ की कोख से तो नरेन्द्र मोदी ही जन्म लेता है 

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Just read dis n think
its so true but we end up forgttin...

"Make time for your Mom on your birthday. It's her special day too"

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मैंने पूछा एक पल में जान कैसे निकलती है।

उसने चलते चलते मेरा हाथ छोड़ दिया।

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[Hindi Jokes] Shyaris

Posted: 10 Mar 2014 11:41 PM PDT

 


CHAK DE

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किसी के ऐब को तू बेनकाब ना कर,

खुदा हिसाब करेगा तू खुद हिसाब ना कर,

बुरी नज़र से ना देख मुझ को देखने वाले,

मैं लाख बुरा सही तू अपनी नज़र खराब ना कर.....

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हजारों झोपड़िया जलकर राख होती हैं,

तब जाकर एक महल बनता है.


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आशिको के मरने पर कफ़न भी नहीं मिलता,

हसीनाओं के मरने पर ""ताज महल"" बनता है.

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Dear amir khan , i stopped at d signal but breeze was so strong,

i got carried away wid ma cycle.. Plz let me watch d show

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नफरतों को जलाओ

मोहोब्बत की रौशनी होगी.

वरना-

इंसान जब भी जले हैं. ख़ाक ही हुए है........

-------------------------

A girl was crying bitterly.

Mom: What happened dear?

Daughter: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?

Mom: No!

Daughter: Are my eyes big as toad?

Mom: No!

Daughter: Is my nose flat?

Mom: No baby!

Daughter: Am I fat like a bulldog?

Mom: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll!

Daughter: Then why people tell me that you look like your mom?


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[Hindi Jokes] TEACHER

Posted: 10 Mar 2014 10:21 PM PDT

 

वह प्राइमरी स्कूल की टीचर थी |

सुबह उसने बच्चो का टेस्ट लिया था

और उनकी कॉपिया जाचने के लिए

घर ले आई थी | बच्चो की कॉपिया

देखते देखते उसके आंसू बहने लगे | उसका पति वही लेटे mobile देख रहा था |

उसने रोने का कारण पूछा ।

टीचर बोली , "सुबह मैंने बच्चो को

'मेरी सबसे बड़ी ख्वाइश' विषय पर कुछ

पंक्तिया लिखने को कहा था ; एक बच्चे

ने इच्छा जाहिर करी है की भगवन उसे

Mobile बना दे |

यह सुनकर पतिदेव हंसने लगे |

टीचर बोली , "आगे तो सुनो बच्चे ने

लिखा है यदि मै mobile बन जाऊंगा, तो

घर में मेरी एक खास जगह होगी और

सारा परिवार मेरे इर्द-गिर्द रहेगा |

जब मै बोलूँगा, तो सारे लोग मुझे ध्यान

से सुनेंगे | मुझे रोका टोका नहीं जायेंगा

और नहीं उल्टे सवाल होंगे |

जब मै mobile बनूंगा, तो पापा ऑफिस से

आने के बाद थके होने के बावजूद मेरे

साथ बैठेंगे | मम्मी को जब तनाव होगा,

तो वे मुझे डाटेंगी नहीं, बल्कि मेरे साथ

रहना चाहेंगी | मेरे बड़े भाई-बहनों के

बीच मेरे पास रहने के लिए झगडा होगा |

यहाँ तक की जब mobile बंद रहेंगा, तब भी

उसकी अच्छी तरह देखभाल होंगी |

और हा, mobile  के रूप में मै सबको  ख़ुशी

भी दे सकूँगा | "

यह सब सुनने के बाद पति भी थोड़ा

गंभीर होते हुए बोला ,

'हे भगवान ! बेचारा बच्चा …. उसके

माँ-बाप तो उस पर जरा भी ध्यान नहीं

देते !'

टीचर पत्नी ने आंसूं भरी आँखों से

उसकी तरफ देखा और बोली,

"जानते हो, यह बच्चा कौन है? ………………………हमारा अपना बच्चा……

.. हमारा छोटू |"

सोचिये, यह छोटू कही आपका बच्चा

तो नहीं ।

मित्रों , आज की भाग-दौड़ भरी ज़िन्दगी

में हमें वैसे ही एक दूसरे के लिए कम

वक़्त मिलता है , और अगर हम वो भी

सिर्फ टीवी देखने , मोबाइल पर

खेलने और फेसबुक से चिपके रहने में

गँवा देंगे तो हम कभी अपने रिश्तों की

अहमियत और उससे मिलने वाले प्यार

को नहीं समझ पायेंगे।

Moral : Please spare some of your valuable time for your children.

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Beyond Fear - Daily Inspiration

Posted: 10 Mar 2014 10:03 PM PDT

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Insights for living with joy and purpose


Dear Ferry Meed



Fear defeats more people than
any other one thing in the world.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

In this world there is always danger
for those who are afraid of it.
- George Bernard Shaw

A life lived in fear is a life half lived.
- Anonymous

Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood.
Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.
- Marie Curie

We must build dikes of courage
to hold back the flood of fear.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Fear is the root of the tree of suffering.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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[AffirmationstoDe-Stress] MORNING COFFEE [4 Attachments]

Posted: 10 Mar 2014 05:26 PM PDT

 
 
 
"Clean out your mental closet."
Remember when you last cleaned out your clothes closet? It was tough at first, but afterward you felt great. You got rid of those impulse buys that never worked and retired those too-tight jeans that you knew you would never fit into again. Remember how you felt? No guilt or regret just wonderfully cleansed and organized.
A mental cleaning is even more effective. It's a great time to get rid of the bad and the ugly. Throw out all your old beliefs, memories, limitations, guilt, fears, doubts, and images that are no longer serving you.  Make room in your mental closet for all the good things that life has to offer.
When you start afresh, with an open and positive mind, you'll instantly feel energized and uplifted because all the negativity is gone. Try it!
©Jane Powell
 

This is my life, and my dreams are worth it
Life is a courageous journey or nothing at all. We cannot become who we want to be by continuing to do exactly what we've been doing. If you are passionate about something, pursue it, no matter what anyone else thinks. That's how dreams are achieved. Be deaf when people tell you that you can't fulfill your dreams. The only place where your goals and dreams are impossible is inside your head. Once you've dreamed of it, you're halfway there. So go ahead and follow through. Let your dreams be bigger than your fears and your actions louder than your words. Follow your heart regardless of what others tell you to do. At the end of the day it's you who has to live with your decisions, not them.
Whatever the situation
Difficult people can be valuable teachers. Difficult situations can build strong and highly useful skills.
Challenges provide outstanding opportunities to be your best, and to get even better. Disappointments can help you more fully appreciate the good things you have.
Look for the positive possibilities in whatever happens. Those positive possibilities are most certainly there.
Instead of resenting where you are, or who you must deal with, or what you must do, find something positive. Find a way to grow, to learn, to appreciate, to become stronger and more highly skilled.
Instead of wishing for an easy situation, see and make the most of the value in whatever the situation may be. Always remember that life's fulfillment is not handed to you, but is created by you out of the reality that comes your way.
Embrace that reality, in all its many flavors. Find goodness and value in whatever may come, and you'll never have to worry about what may or may not happen next.
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Poem-A-Day: Journey aka OR7 by Gerard Malanga

Posted: 10 Mar 2014 03:51 AM PDT

March 10, 2014

Journey aka OR7

by Gerard Malanga

What's his likeness amongst the north/south divide, amongst the 
shifting winter light at high noon? 
What's his call in the ghost of his likeness? When is the full moon 
full? When will the warmth of his paw be a blessing, 
his eyes friendly, his look the look of a god? 
When will the wild forever be wild in the high rough, in the fallen 
bark, in the scrub grass? How far 
will he see from afar in the snow haze? How far?

  

  

  

Copyright © 2014 by Gerard Malanga. Used with permission of the author.

About This Poem 

"This poem pays homage to a lone gray wolf who in 2012 was seeking a mate across the vast Pacific Northwest. Along the way he became a symbol and a hero among wolves and Native Americans alike, accruing an almost cultlike status. He was known by the name, 'Journey,' and known to biologists as OR7. There are no sightings of him of late, but I wrote this poem so we don't forget."

--Gerard Malanga

Most Recent Book by Malanga





(Black Sparrow Press, 2001)

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Gerard Malanga is the author of numerous books of poems, including No Respect: New & Selected Poems (Black Sparrow Press, 2001) and the forthcoming Tomboy & Other Tales (Bottle of Smoke Press, 2014). In the 1960s, Malanga collaborated with Andy Warhol on numerous films, silkscreens, and photography projects. He lives in New York.   


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