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[Fropki] Cloud Lamp Brings Thunderstorm Into Your Living Room Posted: 07 Jul 2014 08:31 PM PDT (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.) This wonderful interactive audiovisual fixture brings all of the thunder but none of the rain of a summer storm to your home's interior. The "Cloud" thunder storm lamp and speaker system looks like a rain cloud on a leash that can even interact with people and sounds around it. Click here to view Scenic Beauties ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Such Mails for FREE? Click here to Join Fropki in just 3 Clicks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet:
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[Hindi Jokes] Pati Patni Jokes Posted: 07 Jul 2014 08:47 PM PDT बेचारा पति क्या करे? 1. पति अगर देर तक सोये तो 2. पति अगर जल्दी उठ जाये तो 3. पति अगर सन्डे को घर पे ही रहे तो 4. पति अगर सन्डे के दिन घर से देर तक बाहर रहे (काम के सिलसिले में) तो 5. पति अगर सन्डे को पूजा करे तो 6. अगर टाटा या बिल गेट्स जैसा बनने के लिए पति दिन रात मेहनत करे तो 7. पति अगर पत्नी को घुमाने ले जाए तो 8. पति अगर बे खौफ हो कर नैनीताल, मसूरी, गोवा, माउन्ट आबू, ऊटी जैसी जगहों पर घुमाने ले भी जाए तो __._,_.___ Posted by: ganesh kumble <ganeshkumble2014@gmail.com>
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[Fropki] These Cars are Having a Bad Day Posted: 07 Jul 2014 05:31 AM PDT You may also like: Best Way to Respond to Wrong Number Texts (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.) Click here for More Funny Pictures ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox? Click here to Join Fropki Mailing List ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet:
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The Dream of a Common Language by Leigh Stein Posted: 07 Jul 2014 03:31 AM PDT
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[Fropki] Good Looking Girls Can Light Up Your Life Posted: 07 Jul 2014 03:42 AM PDT You may also like: Jasmin Walia at Beach & Pool Bikini Party in Spain (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.) Click here to view Beautiful Celebrity Images ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox? Click here to Join Fropki Mailing List ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet:
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[Hindi Jokes] Fun with Facts...:) Posted: 07 Jul 2014 08:49 PM PDT Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walon ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nahi papa mujhe le jayenge ya nhi ########## New style of proposing Love I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister. ############# Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga Banta: Kya hua kyon ro rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai ########### By giving just our Vote to Mr Narendra Modi we are waiting for miracle to happen. Aisaa Kuchh hone wala nahi….Aisa kuchh ho bhi nahi sakta… Akela Mr Narendra Modi kya karega and kitana karega... We need to change... Jisko dekho woh paise baator ne ke koi bhi opportunity nahi chodta... System is Spoiled in many areas. Economy is already OFF the Tracked. Talent and Black Money is already MIGRATED to Overseas. Unfortunately Few Politicians are unqualified Fortunately Media is Qualified Media is Powerful then they can control Wrong Doers Akela Mr. Narendra Modi Kya Karega Aur Kitna Karega???? Change your thoughts …Desh Badlega Every common man must play, Every Indian Need to play Genuine Role In the Interest of NATION. It's a group Effort... If you Agreeing to this then Fwd....This mail...Implement as well. Wife to Husband :- You don't Love me at all…. Husband points towards their 2 Children and says – then do u think I've downloaded these from Google? ## # # # # # # # # # # New style of proposing Love I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister. # # # # # # # I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurant To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U…. "Pay The Bill" # # # # # # # # Aap kya jano hum aap ko kitna yaad karte hai, Har pal aap ki faryad karte hai, Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko, Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai ======================== Unintended recipient You may enjoy / Delete / Ignore / Reply-Unsubscribe __._,_.___ Posted by: KALPESH PATEL <zeenukalpesh@yahoo.com>
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[Fropki] Incredibly Realistic Miniature Food Sculptures Made From Clay Posted: 07 Jul 2014 01:35 AM PDT You may also like: Breathtaking Timelapse Shows Landscapes Shaped by Time (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.) Incredibly Realistic Miniature Food Sculptures Made From Clay If you think this is food, you've been fooled all of it was made from clay and all of it is tiny. Kim, an artist in the USA, makes these miniature food sculptures for dollhouses as a hobby, using clay, a needle, colored chalk pastels, a rock and a razor blade. It takes 1-3 hours to complete one item, depending on the complexity of the miniature. Click here for World's Funniest Pictures ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox? Click here to Join Fropki Mailing List ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet:
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Posted: 07 Jul 2014 06:36 AM PDT Quote Lady's Quote of the Day Volume 17, Number 188 ISSN 1534-3073 Quote for Monday, July 7, 2014 An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out? ~ Rene Descartes ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Get the original Portable Quotes. This pack of 30 business card size quotes comes with a variety of subjects, fonts, and colors. These are particularly good for passing out one at a time, or for pulling one out when you need a lift. Find these and all our other great portable quotes at: http://www.quotelady.com/store/portablequotes.html ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Note: National holidays are U.S. unless otherwise noted. July is: Herbal/Prescription Awareness Month This week is: Be Nice to New Jersey Week Today, July 7 is: Chocolate Day Birthday of: Gustav Mahler [composer] (b. 1860) Jon Pertwee [actor] (b. 1919) Ringo Starr [Beatles drummer] (b. 1940) -&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-&-& To subscribe to the Quote of the Day list, send a blank email to quote-a-day-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To be removed from this list, send a blank email to quote-a-day-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Email quotelady@quotelady.com with questions, comments, or quotation suggestions. Be sure to put quote somewhere in the subject line. Visit http://www.quotelady.com for over 7500 quotes arranged by author and subject. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A QuoteLady.com publication Copyright (c) 2014 Karen L. Oberst, Editor & Publisher All rights reserved worldwide. Permission is granted to freely copy or forward the Quote of the Day to anyone that you wish, as long as you include the entire message. In fact, we'd love it if you did! ---------------------------------------------- __._,_.___ Posted by: Karen Oberst <koberst@yahoo.com> __,_._,___ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[Fropki] Price Rise in Namo Government Posted: 06 Jul 2014 08:56 PM PDT (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.) Click here to view Funny & Strange Pics ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Such Mails for FREE? Click here to Join Fropki in just 3 Clicks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet:
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Выживание человека. Художественные и документальные фильмы Posted: 06 Jul 2014 02:14 PM PDT Добрый день. Есть две весьма интересных коллекции. Художественные и документальные фильмы Выживание человека 1. Художественные фильмы, связанные с выживанием человека в экстремальных ситуациях. В этой, подобранной со вкусом коллекции, представлены фильмы, описывающие как человек борется за свою жизнь на морозе, в воде, в горах, на необитаемом острове, будучи прикованным или застрявшим где-либо, находясь в преследовании дикими животными или людьми и т.д. Все фильмы в этой коллекции держат зрителя в постоянном напряжении и интересе!!! Цена - 4890 рублей. (ВНИМАНИЕ: в данную коллекцию включен фильм, переведенный специально на заказ - "Затерянные в снегах" - ОЧЕНЬ редкий фильм) 2. Документальная сборка по теме выживания человека. Послужит прекрасным дополнением к предыдущей коллекции. Содержит два раздела: -- обучение выживанию в самых разных ситуациях (22 серии) -- художественное воспроизведение реально произошедших ситуаций (29 серий) а также один фильм-пособие по выживанию в условиях Сибири. Цена - 4890 рублей. Обе коллекции вместе - 8290 рублей. Коллекции высылаются наложенным платежом почтой России. Чтобы заказать пришлите: - ФИО - точный адрес - верный почтовый индекс - контактный телефон на наш адрес - lih@vortsdvd.ru Каждый диск в боксе с полиграфией, наши коллекции можно ДАРИТЬ! Оплата при получении в кассе почте России. Также просьба обязательно сообщить телефон. Мы гарантируем: вся продукция перед отправкой проверяется на дефекты. Диски без наличия записи исключены абсалютно. Тоже самое по качеству - претензий пкоа не было ни разу, так как большинство мультфильмов в отреставрированном качестве. Каждый диск в своей качественной упаковке, + инфо о записи к каждому диску. Отправляем наложенным платежом почтой РФ. Через 5-10 рабочих дней после отправки на указанный Вами адрес придет извещение о приходе на Ваше имя ценной бандероли первого класса. На извещении будет указана заявленная стоимость и адрес почты, куда нужно прийти. С этим извещением Вы приходите, Вам приносятт бандероль с коллекцией, после этого Вы оплачиваете при получении в кассе. 1. Список художественных фильмов: 1.127 часов 2.Белый плен 3.Белый рассвет 4.В диких условиях 5.Вертикальный предел 6.Дорога 7.Дрейф (Открытые воды 2 Дрейф) 8.Живые (Выжить) 9.Жизнь и удивительные приключения Робинзона Крузо 10.Замерзшие 11.Затерянные в снегах 12.Идущий по снегу (Потерянный в снегах) 13.Избавление (Освобождение) 14.Изгой 15.Как я провел этим летом 16.Каньон 17.Касаясь пустоты 18.Красная палатка 19.Крушение 20.Куджо 21.Кукушка 22.На грани 23.Открытое море 24.Погребенный заживо 25.Полет Феникса 1965 26.Последний дюйм 27.Путь домой 28.Райское озеро 29.Секс ради выживания (Остров на троих) 30.Точка возврата 31.Шесть дней, семь ночей 2. Список документальных: обучение выживанию: 1.Авария в пустыне 2.Авария на воде 3.Атака террористов 4.Бег во спасение 5.Без тормозов 6.В ледяной ловушке 7.Горящий автомобиль 8.Гремучая змея 9.Грубость на дороге 10.Нападение собак 11.Оборвавшийся провод 12.Падение лифта 13.Падение с велосипеда 14.Паника 15.Плен в собственном доме 16.Полная темень 17.Психическая атака 18.Спастись от землетрясения 19.Тарантулы 20.Тонущая машина 21.Утечка газа 22.Человек в огне 23.Искусство выживания Рэя Мирса - Сибирь художественное воспроизведение-обсуждение реальных ситуаций: 1.В кратере вулкана 2.В ледовом плену 3.В ловушке подо льдом 4.В плену у темноты 5.В тисках смерти 6.Заблудившиеся в снегах 7.Замерзшие на высоте 20000 футов 8.Затерянный в глуши 9.Захваченный в ловушку 10.Кошмарный каньон 11.Кровь в воде 12.Лавина на Аляске 13.Лавина страха 14.Ловушка в каньоне 15.Одинокий и разбитый 16.Парни на волнах 17.Под воду за опасностью 18.Потерпевшие кораблекрушение 19.Потерянные в Африканском Буше 20.Потерянные в море 21.Похищение на минных полях 22.Прогулка в ад 23.Разбитые в дребезги 24.Свидание в аду 25.Смертельная снежная буря 26.Спасение в джунглях 27.Спастись от акул 28.Страх свободного падения 29.Унесенные стихией | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[Hindi Jokes] Jokes, Shayaris, Quote (06.07.14) Posted: 06 Jul 2014 06:25 AM PDT CHAK DE ====== Saaf saaf keh dene chahiye kisi se gila ho agar koi,,, Faisle,,, Faaslo se kaafi behtar hote hain...!!!! ====== Pyar ki hadh toh dekho.. Mai karta raha uska intezaar aur waqt ne aage badna he chod diya... ====== मुमकिन हो तो मेरे दिल में रह लो, इससे बेहतरीन मेरे पास कोई घर नहीं ====== नर्म लफ़्ज़ों से भी लग जाती है चोटें अक्सर, रिश्ते निभाना बड़ा नाज़ुक सा हुनर होता है... ====== कोई ताल्लुक न जोड़ो मगर सामने तो रहो..... तुम अपने गुरूर में खुश, और हम अपने सुरूर में खुश !!!! ====== "अपनी खुद की गलतियों पर हसना, आपकी उम्र बढा सकता हॆ- " -शेक्सपियर " अपनी बीवी की गलतियों पर हसना, आपकी उम्र घटा भी सकता हॆ" -शेक्सपियर की बीवी ====== Height of taunt: I was sitting in the window n singing "Kabutar ja ja ja" . Mom came n replied "Net pack samplay wattat" ====== Technical PJ Will surely kill u - Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven. Einstein was seeker. Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter. Einstein: I found u Newton !! Thhappa !!! Newton: U are Wrong. I am not Newton. As I am standing in 1 mtr square, I am Newton/per mt sq. So I am Pascal. Aatli Batli Futli... ====== जब चलना नहीं आता तो गिरने नहीं देते थे लोग.... जब से संभाला खुद को.. कदम कदम पर गिराने की सोचते है लोग... ====== Aaj ka Gyan हम भारतीयों के पास हर समस्या का समाधान होता है ... बस समस्या दूसरे की होनी चाहिए ... ====== तुमने क्या सोचा कि तुम्हारे सिवा कोई नही मुझे चाहने वाला, छोङ कर तो देख, मौत तैयारखङी है मुझे अपने सीने से लगाने के लिए…!!! ====== हर बार थाम लेंगे गिरो चाहे जितनी भी बार तुम.. इल्तिजा बस इतनी ही है मेरी नज़रों से न गिरना तुम...!! ====== तुम आओ कभी दस्तक तो दो दर-ए-दिल पर; प्यार पहले से कम हो तो सज़ा-ए-मौत दे देना..!!! ====== ला तेरे पेरों पर मरहम लगा दूं... कुछ चोट तो तुझे भी आई होगी मेरे दिल को ठोकर मार कर...!!! ====== "मैं झुक गया तो वो सज़दा समझ बैठे, मैं तो इन्सानियत निभा रहा था ... वो खुद को ख़ुदा समझ बैठे...!!". ====== यहाँ मेरा कोई अपना नहीं है.. ..चलो अच्छा है कुछ ख़तरा नहीं है !! ====== हर किसी के नाम पे नहीं रूकती, धडकनों के भी अपने उसूल होते हैं. ====== कहानियाँ कुछ यूं भी अधूरी रह जाती है कभी पन्ने कम पङ जाते हैं कभी स्याही सूख जाती है ====== __._,_.___ Posted by: Mahesh Popat <mahesh_popat@ymail.com>
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[Hindi Jokes] Inspiration Story (06.07.14) Posted: 06 Jul 2014 06:24 AM PDT CHAK DE A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes & went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy's father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor. On seeing him, the dad yelled: "Why did you take all this time to come? Don't you know that my son's life is in danger? Don't you have any sense of responsibility?" The doctor smiled & said: "I am sorry, I wasn't in the hospital & I came as fast as I could after receiving the call…… And now, I wish you'd calm down so that I can do my work" "Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would you calm down? If your own son dies now what will you do??" said the father angrily The doctor smiled again & replied: "I will say what Job said in the Holy Book "From dust we came & to dust we return, blessed be the name of God". Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go & intercede for your son, we will do our best by God's grace" "Giving advises when we're not concerned is so easy" Murmured the father. The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy, "Thank goodness!, your son is saved!" And without waiting for the father's reply he carried on his way running. "If you have any questions, ask the nurse!!" "Why is he so arrogant? He couldn't wait some minutes so that I ask about my son's state" Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left. The nurse answered, tears coming down her face: "His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was at the burial when we called him for your son's surgery. And now that he saved your son's life, he left running to finish his son's burial." Moral: Never judge anyone….. because you never know how their life is & what they're going through" __._,_.___ Posted by: Mahesh Popat <mahesh_popat@ymail.com>
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[Hindi Jokes] We Indians Are Unique (06.07.14) Posted: 06 Jul 2014 06:24 AM PDT CHAK DE We Indians Are Unique 1. Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl. 2. When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door. But the female runs for her dupatta. 3. Picking up/dropping a relative (airport / railway stn) is an important family affair. 4. We thrive on street food and we don't get sick. 5. Every Indian mother has 2 careers - Working / Housewife + Match Making. 6. We have all had secret boyfriends / girlfriends. We don't care about them cheating on us but we dread getting caught by each others parents. 7. Indian girls have 3 type of brothers. Real brother, Cousin brother, Rakhee brother. 8. The bride must cry at her Vidai. She has no business looking happy. 9. We go on cleaning sprees only during Diwali or when we have guests coming over. 10. However old we are, our parents need to know every detail of our schedule. Daily. No excuses. No exemption. 11. When Indian parents buy tickets, every child becomes under 12. Getting a half ticket is a huge victory! 12. If we live in another city and don't call our Mom daily , she'll freak out and call all our friends to make sure we are alive. 13. We get embarrassed in front of our parents even when the word "sex" is written on a Form to specify gender. 14. No other nationality can beat Indians in bargaining. "Chalo bhaiya . Na tera na mera. Itne paise theek hain." 15. No matter if we are Convent educated. When we are actually angry, we switch to highly effective, dirty, swear words in our mother tongue. 16. We spend more time talking to guests at the door when they are leaving than while sitting in the living room. 17. Why to change the remote batteries when you can just slap the shit out of the remote and make it work? 18. Meeting a person with the same surname is like finding a long lost twin. __._,_.___ Posted by: Mahesh Popat <mahesh_popat@ymail.com>
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[Hindi Jokes] Jokes, Shyaris, Qoute (06.07.14) Posted: 06 Jul 2014 06:13 AM PDT CHAK DE ====== Scientists have found ice and water On moon We just need to carry whisky and chips with us Cant depend on Scientists for everything ====== "बादशाह की गली मेँ आकर बादशाह का पता नही पूंछते, गुलामो के जुके हुए सर खुदबखुद रास्ता बता देते है ====== Hazaro ki ginti to hame nahi aati, par khwab kuch aisa dekhte hai, ke ret ka har zarra agar hira ban jaye to tohfe me aapko registan dene ki khwaish rakhte hai ====== मेरी आँखों के जादू से तुम अभी वाकिफ़ नही हो, हम उसे भी जीना सिखा देते है, जिसे मरने का शौक हो...... ====== अभी कदम ही रखा था हमने मैखाने में की आवाज़ आई... चला जा वापस , तुझे शराब की नहीं किसी के दीदार की ज़रूरत है... ====== Husband and wife had an heated argument on karva chauth day. Husband came up with killer reply - Dimaag khane se bhi vrat tut jata hai! ====== असल में वही जीवन की चाल समझता है , जो सफ़र में धूल को गुलाल समझता है.. ====== Hostel student to his frnd:- "bhai dhoa ho gya Dhoka" . Frnd:- kya ho gaya...?? . . Student:- "Ghar se books k liye paise mangvaaye the, . . . gharwalo ne books hi bhej di.... ====== Kisi ko "QURAN" mein "IMAAN" na mila Kisi ko "GITA" mein "GYAAN" na mila Kisi ko "GURUGRANTH" mein "SATNAAM" na mila Kya milega unko "AASMAAN" mein "KHUDA", Jinko "INSAAN" mein "INSAAN" na mila. ====== किसी भी रुत में खरीद लीजिये, दिल के जख्म ताज़ा ही मिलेंगे. ====== मौत से क्या डर, मिनटों का खेल है आफत तो जिंदगी है, बरसों चला करती हैं ... ====== दोस्त और बीवी को कभी विश्वास दिलाने की जरुरत नहीं होती। क्योंकि दोस्त कभी शक़ नहीं करेगा, और बीवी कभी यकीन नहीं करेगी।.... ====== सब समझते है, बात मतलब की, किस ने समझा है, बात का मतलब... ====== Gupta ji ne nayi car li aur car ke peeche likhwaya, " saawan ko aane do" Peeche se truck ne thok diya. Truck par likha tha, " aaya saawan jhoom ke" ====== तुम भी कमाल करते हो ऐ पागल दिल उनको फुरसत नहीं और तुमको चैन नहीं !!! ====== कोई अपनों के लिए रोटी छोड़ देता है.... कोई रोटी के लिए अपनों को ही छोड़ देता है ====== Unke na hone se kuch bhi nahi badla yaro... Bas kal jaha dil hota tha, Aaj vaha dard hota hai... ====== Ye Sochkar Rok Leta Hu Me, Kalam Ko Teri Tareef Likhte Likhte.. Ki Kahi In Lafzo Ko Sabse Behtareen, Hone Ka Gumaan Na Ho Jay ====== __._,_.___ Posted by: Mahesh Popat <mahesh_popat@ymail.com>
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A lane of Yellow led the eye (1650) by Emily Dickinson Posted: 06 Jul 2014 03:31 AM PDT
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[Fropki] Bollywood babes goes shameless beyond limits Posted: 05 Jul 2014 09:57 PM PDT 7 First Time Experiences that Bring Newlyweds Closer http://www.fropki.com/first-time-experiences-that-bring-newlyweds-closer-vt56772.html Bollywood babes goes shameless beyond limits http://www.fropki.com/bollywood-babes-goes-beyond-limits-vt49712.html Kelly Brook - New Look Swimwear (April 2014) http://www.fropki.com/kelly-brook-new-look-swimwear-april-2014-vt56798.html Click here to view Indian Hotties ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Such Mails for FREE? Click here to Join Fropki in just 3 Clicks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __._,_.___ Posted by: "Anurag Tyagi" <anurag.tyagi81@yahoo.co.in> Dear Members, We have been receiving many complaints from our members about the mails going into the SPAM folder. To prevent this problem: You need to add the address : fropki@yahoogroups.com in your address book. REGARDING SPAM: All Members are requested to report any ABUSE or SPAM by other members of the Group. Any member who is found guilty of any such violations will be BANNED from the Group immediately and will be Reported to Yahoo! for further action. Members may report the issue by Forwarding us the mail at abuse@fropki.com and make sure that you copy and paste the Full Header of the mail along with the reported mail. In case you no longer want to receive mails and Unsubscribe, send an email to: Fropki-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com __,_._,___ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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[Fropki] Surreal Double Exposures of Faces Blended Posted: 05 Jul 2014 05:46 AM PDT You may also like: Creative Ceramic Expressions By Johnson Tsang (Please let the pics open. Might take some time on a slower connection. If you can't see the pictures, right click the small Red-Cross and choose Show Picture to view it.) Surreal Double Exposures of Faces Blended Inspired by the work of Albert Seveso, South African artist Chris Slabber blends faces with high-speed photographs of ink dropped into water. The double-exposure like digital artworks were recently exhibited at the Art Karoo art gallery for KKNK 2014. Click here for Amazing Arts and Paintings ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Want More Interesting Mails in your Inbox? Click here to Join Fropki Mailing List ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today's Most Popular Topics on Internet:
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