CHAK DE
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उसने हाथो से छू कर दरिया के पानी को गुलाबी कर दिया..,
हमारी बात तो और थी
उसने मछलियों को भी शराबी कर दिया..!!!
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Wife: Dekho baarish ho rahi hai.
Sanjeev Kapoor: Haan bana raha hoon pakode.
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Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha
Vo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye
Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha....
mene tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje h jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho...
Udhr phoolwale ne socha - in bhai sahab ne pehli bar meri shop se order kiya h
10 phool jyada dunga to agli bar bhi yahi aayenge. ....
and usne 24 ki jagah 34 flowers bhijwa diye
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ladka BECHARA aaj tak nhi samajh paya ki akhir uska breakup kyu hua...
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Notice spotted on a TEMPLE wall:
"Do not Leave Your Wife alone in Crowded areas of Temple.
If she gets Lost, You may Mistakenly think that your Prayers have been answered.
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Read : Very Important Info
"A couple lost their 25 year old son in a fire at home on May 4th.
The son who had graduated with MBA two weeks earlier had come home for a weekly off.
He had lunch with his dad & was waiting for Mom who had gone for some work.
He decided to take a nap while waiting for his mom to come back.
Some time later their neighbours called 100 when they saw black smoke coming out of the house..
Unfortunately, the 25 years old died after three days in hospital.
It took several days of investigation to find out the exact cause of the fire..
Later it was found that the fire was caused by the laptop resting on the bed..
When the laptop was on the bed cooling fan did not get the air to cool the computer and that is what caused the fire.
He couldd not even wake up to get out of the bed, He died of breathing in carbon monoxide emitted out of burnt laptop..
The reason I am writing this to all d people i know is that I have seen many of us and also our brothers & sisters, sons & daughters, family & friends use laptop while in bed..
Make Promise to yourself that you won't use the laptop on bed with blankets and pillows around..
Please educate as many people as you can..
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In an Aeroplane, after a series of 4-5 heavy drinks:
British : I will sleep now
American : I want to work on internet.
German : I will watch movies now.
Chinese : I will listen to music now.
Indian : Aata viman mi chalvnar!!!!!!!!
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Women won't play football not because they are not good at it;
But because it's against their ego to be dressed up exactly like 10 other women in front of 10,000 people!?
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Train me T.T : Madam Bacho Ki Umar Kya h?
Mdm: 2 SaaL,2.5 SaaLAur 3 SaaL,
T T: Madam Umar Chahe Kam Btao Par "GAP" To Thik Se bolo..
Bachche hai ya pille..
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Dear weather,
please don't be so romantic.
We do not have cool boyfriends who will take us on a romantic ride.
we already have husbands who will ask us to go in the kitchen and prepare chay and Pakode...
-all wives.
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