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[Fropki] Every Thing Happens For A Reason

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Posted: 16 Jan 2015 03:30 AM PST

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“I’ve made several trips to Montenegro to hear poets from that war torn region at festivals organized by Varja Djukic who named her bookstore after Raymond Carver. By my third trip the writers were beginning to speak to me in whispers of the Srebrenica massacre, how according to their feeling ‘the West stood by letting it happen.’ Their poems were such truth-telling lightning bolts. I often felt shamed that I had so little to offer their suffering and witnessing—but to just be with them has meant everything to me.”
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“‘Preface to the “Preface to the Poems Composed at the Orchid Pavilion”’ is loosely adapted from a 4th-century masterpiece of calligraphy by Wang Xizhi. The original poem describes a gathering of poets, and speculates about how future generations will look back on their efforts.”
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[Fropki] Cricket Records That Might Never Be Broken

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1. Chris Gayle's 175 in an IPL match.

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2. Most centuries in first-class cricket.

This famous record was also referred to as a question in 'Slumdog Millionaire'. And the man who holds the said record is Sir Jack Hobbs, with not just 199 centuries in first-class cricket but a total of 61,760 runs, which is another record in itself.

3. Most wickets in a Test match.

Okay. We know Anil Kumble once took all 10 wickets in a Test match against Pakistan in New Delhi. But did you know England's Jim Laker did it almost twice in 1956 against Australia? He took nine in the first innings and managed to get every opposition batsman out in the 2nd innings for a grand 10-19 total!

4. Highest Test average.

Yes, it's time to talk of the legend Bradman! The Australian batsman required just 4 runs in his last innings to finish with an average of 100 but unfortunately he got out for a duck. Yet a career average of 99.94 is almost unbreakable!

5. Most runs in an innings.

West Indian great Brian Lara was someone who loved playing long innings. Not only does he hold the record for the highest runs in a Test-match innings (400 against England in 2004), he also holds the record for the highest individual score in first-class cricket (501 not out for Warwickshire vs Durham in 1994).

6. Highest score by an unusual night watchman.

A night watchman is someone who is sent in to bat early despite being a bowler in an attempt to frustrate the bowlers and prevent other batsmen from losing their wicket. However, some night watchmen have gone on to score big, including Australia's Jason Gillespie, who made 201 not out vs Bangladesh in 2006.

7. The shortest ever Test match.

Would you believe a Test match at Melbourne in 1932 ended in just five hours and 53 minutes. It actually did when South Africa were bowled out for 36 and 45 in response to Australia's 153.

8. Most wickets in international matches.

Sri Lanka's most successful off-spinner Muttiah Muralitharan took 800 Test wickets and 534 ODI scalps during his illustrious career. This adds up to an international wicket tally of 1,347, which is virtually unbreakable!

9. Time for Hundred Hundreds.

This record is unlikely to be broken for a long time. Indian cricket icon Sachin Tendulkar scored 100 centuries in his 23-year career. These included 51 centuries in Test matches and 49 in ODIs. He also finished with a mammoth 34,348 international runs.


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[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris, Jokes, Quote (14.01.15)

Posted: 14 Jan 2015 06:09 AM PST

 


CHAK DE

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 लोग पढ़ लेते है मेरे दिल की बात,

अब मुझ से तेरे गमो की हिफाज़त नहीं होती।

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बचपन मेँ क्लास की डेस्क पर कंपास से तेरा नाम लिखा था...

आज तक दिल मेँ उसकी खरोच बाकी है..

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..माँ-पापा पर एक बेहतरीन रचना !...

जिसकी कोख से जन्म होता : वह माँ
जिसके पेट पर खेलने में मजा आता : वह पिता !

जो धारण करती : वह माँ
जो सिंचन करता : वह पिता !



जो गोद में लेकर सहलाती : वह माँ
जो हाथों में धर कर ऊंचा उठाता : वह पिता!

जो उंगली पकड़कर चलना सिखाती: वह माँ
जो कंधों पर लेकर दौड़ना सिखाता : वह पिता!

जो डूब-डूब गगरी करती: वह माँ
जो हर-हर गंगे करता : वह पिता!

जो आँचल तले दबाती: वह माँ
जो पिंजड़े से बाहर निकालता : वह पिता!

जो व्याकुल होती : वह माँ
जो संयम सिखाता : वह पिता!

जो आशीर्वचन जैसी: वह माँ
जो नमस्कार तुल्य : वह पिता!

जिसके सिवा जीवन नहीं : वह माँ
जिसके सिवा भविष्य नहीं: वह पिता!!...

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अतर से कपड़ों को महकाना बड़ी बात नहीं,

मज़ा तो तब है जब किरदार से खुशबु आये..l

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आज सुबह के न्यूज़ पेपर में मुझे एक पेम्फलेट मिला जिसमे लिखा था - 

"क्या आप शराबी हैं? तुरंत हमें काल करें, हम आपकी मदद कर सकते हैं " 

मेरी बीबी पीछे पड़ गयी के तुरंत काल करके बात करो । 

मैंने काल किया । ........... 

वो एक शराब दुकान का आफर था - 

"दो बोतल के साथ एक बोतल फ्री" 

मेरे तो ख़ुशी के आंसू निकल गये ।

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मंगलसूत्र खींचने वाले को ३ साल की कैद‌, 

मंगलसूत्र पहनाने वाले को उम्रकैद

घोर अन्याय!!! 

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दहेज़ में बहु क्या लायी...
ये सबने पूछा... 

लेकिन एक बेटी क्या क्या छोड़ आई...
किसी ने सोचा ही नहीं...

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यदि कबीर जिन्दा होते तो आजकल के दोहे यह होते :-

🔹बचे कहाँ अब शेष हैं, दया, धरम, ईमान !
पत्थर के भगवान हैं, पत्थर दिल इंसान !!

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तेवर और जेवर......सम्भाल के रखने की चीज है,
यूँ बात बात में हर किसी को दिखाए नहीं जाते !!

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ईस व्हाट्सअँप के चक्कर में दिमाग के नट बोल्ट ढीले हो गये हैं.. 

एक सेकंड में मिजाज़ शायराना हो जाता है और अगले ही सेकंड में देश भक्ति जाग ऊठती हैं. 

ऊसके फौरन बाद सनी लिओनी आकर मूड एक्टिवेट करती है... 

तभी अचानक कोई ग्यानी भगवान बुद्ध और विवेकानन्द की चार लाईने भेजकर मुड का सत्यानाश करता है.

ऊसके बाद कोई दुखी आत्मा बिवीयों पर जोक भेजकर अपनी मर्दानगी साबित करने की कोशिश करता है।

और जब थोड़ा सकुन मिलने का समय आने ही वाला होता है, तब एक डरावना फारवर्ड साई के नामसे आता है कि ईसे दस लोगों को भेजो तो लाटरी लगेगी वर्ना सत्यानाश होगा।

इसके बाद दिमाग का दहीबड़ा तब होता है जब कोई क्विज ले के आता है। 

मनुष्य का इतने तेजी से ह्रदय परिवर्तन तो सिर्फ व्हाट्सअँप पर ही हो सकता है।
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[Fropki] Buying without Speaking (Hilarious)

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The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
 
One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.
 
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.
 
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Her husband speaks English....hellooo!
 
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[Hindi Jokes] Jokes, Shayaris (14.01.15)

Posted: 14 Jan 2015 05:32 AM PST

 


CHAK DE

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Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff.

But then the teacher realised that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?'

''Yes madam......My daddy told me a story about
my Mom.
She was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her 
plane got hit. 
She had to bail out
over enemy territory and all she had was
a flask of whiskey, 
a pistol and a survival knife. 

She drank the 
whiskey on the way 
down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.

She shot 15 of them 
with the pistol, until 
she ran out of bullets, 
killed four more with 
the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.

''Good Heavens,' said 
the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ?

"Stay away from 
Mommy when 
she's drunk......!!!!"
😜😂😂😂😝😜😝😉☺😊😳😂😂

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छोटा बनके रहेगा तो मिलेगी हर बड़ी रहमत

बड़ा होने पर तो माँ भी गोद से उतार देती है...

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आइना सिर्फ जखम दिखा सकता हे,

जखम का दर्द बया नहीं कर सकता..!!

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लोग भुला देते हैं
सदियों की मोहब्ब्त

हम तो खैर बस एक मोड़ पे मिले थे

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आँखों से इश्क के इशारे होते है

अखबार में

कोई मोहब्बत का इश्तिहार नहीं आताl

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पूछता है जब कोई कि मुहब्बत बची है अब कहाँ,
मुस्कुरा देता हूँ मैं और याद आ जाती है माँ,

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Wife (after a fight) 😡 - tell me those 3 magical words. .

Husband - galti meri thi
😆😆😜😜😂😂

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Prize winning message of the year-.
A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do
you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl answered with a loud voice, "I
DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!!!"
All of the students in the library
started staring at the guy. He was
very embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl
walked quietly to the guy's table and
told him, "I study psychology and I
know what a man is thinking. Let me
guess, you were embarrassed, huh?"
The guy responded with a loud voice,
"200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT?!?!?!
THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"
…and all the people in the library
looked at the girl in shock. The guy
leaned over and whispered, "I study
Management, and I know how to screw people


Don't Laugh alone .... Share with friendz!
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रिश्ते वाले: "जी लड़की ने क्या किया हुआ है??"
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घरवाले: "जी इसने नाक में दम किया हुआ है, इसे ले जाएँ बस...."😜😂😂😂

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They Hate it When U Ask Their Age..

But They Will Kill U if U Forget their Birthday..

Guess Who ???😜😆

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Interesting slogan behind a rickshaw

I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, auto. 😝

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[Hindi Jokes] Shyaris, Quote (14.01.15)

Posted: 14 Jan 2015 05:32 AM PST

 


CHAK DE

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वो किताबों में दर्ज था ही नही,...

जो पढ़ाया सबक जमाने ने...!!!

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There Are Seven Days In A Week,

And SOMEDAY Isn't One Of Them . . . .

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Kaun kitni uchaiyo pe hai agar dekhna ho, 
To,
Unke pairo k chale dekh lo....

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इतनी ठोकरे देने के लिए शुक्रिया, ए-ज़िन्दगी..

चलने का न सही,,, सम्भलने का हुनर तो आ गया.

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"फिर वही दिल की गुज़ारिश,फिर वही उनका ग़ुरूर,

फिर वही उनकी शरारत , फिर वही मेरा कुसूर....!

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Agar neend aa jaaye toh so bhi liyaa karo….

raaton ko jagney se mohabbat lota nahin karti…

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At a wedding reception the D.J. Announced.....

"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living after marriage?"

The Bartender was almost crushed to death.😅😅

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शतरंज का खेल हम खेलते नहीं...

क्यूंकि 🌟

दुश्मनों को हम अपने सामने बैठाते नहीं,🌟

और दोस्तों के साथ चाल चलना हमे आता नहीं...🌟🌟🌟

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आज अजीब किस्सा देखा हमने खुदकुशी का,,

एक शख्स ने ज़िन्दगी से तंग आकर..मुहब्बत कर ली..!!

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ज़मीर" बेचने वालो से दोस्ती ना हुई....

वरना शाम तक "अमीर" हो जाते....

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