[Fropki] Laughter is the Best Medicine

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The seven dwarves are in Rome and they go on a tour of the city. After a while they go to the Vatican and meet the Pope. Grumpy, for once, seems to have a lot to say. He keeps asking the Pontiff questions about the church and, in particular, the nuns. "Your Holiness, do you have any really short nuns?" Grumpy asks.

 

"No, my son, all of our nuns are at least five feet tall," smiles the Pope.

 

"Are you sure? I mean, you wouldn't have any nuns that are, say, about my height? Maybe a little shorter?"

 

"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"

 

"No reason," replies Grumpy. "But you're positive? Nobody in a habit that's about three feet tall, maybe two-and-a-half feet tall?"

 

"I'm sure, my vertically-challenged son," says the Pope, trying not show his curiosity.

 

"Okay," moans Grumpy.

 

So the Pope listens to the dwarves as they leave the building. "What'd he say? What'd he say?" chant the other six dwarves.

 

Grumpy mutters, "He said they don't have any."

 

And the other six start chanting, "Grumpy fucked a penguin! Grumpy fucked a penguin!"

 

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Children in the backseat can cause accidents.

 

Accidents in the backseat can cause children.

 

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Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy.

 

The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to be hot to trot."

 

The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have sexy voices."

 

The third man married a school teacher. Dave thinks to himself, "Poor guy, teachers are frigid."

 

The next morning, Dave reports to work and gets a room service call from the nurse's husband. He sourly says, "Don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was 'You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary.'"

 

Then, the telephone operator's husband calls and sourly says, "Don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was 'Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.'"

 

Later that afternoon, the teacher's husband calls and happily says, "When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was 'We are going to do this over and over until we get right.'"

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