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[Fropki] Deepika Padukone Bra Exposed

Posted: 22 Feb 2015 02:58 AM PST





 
 

Every Indian Girlfriend In The World
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[Fropki] Plight of a married man!

Posted: 22 Feb 2015 01:33 AM PST





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[Hindi Jokes] Joke...Couldn't resist sharing---- New HR Policy,

Posted: 21 Feb 2015 07:48 AM PST

 


CHAK DE

Couldn't resist sharing😂😂
New HR Policy,

Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. 
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. 
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. 

Sick Leave:

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. 

Casual leave:

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bathroom Breaks:

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy. 

Lunch Break: 

* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. 
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. 
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast. 

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.

The HR 😈

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[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris, Jokes (21.02.15)

Posted: 21 Feb 2015 07:43 AM PST

 


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बोलने से पहले लफ्ज़ आदमी के गुलाम होते हैं.

लेकिन,

बोलने के बाद इंसान, अपने लफ़्ज़ों का गुलाम बन जाता हैँ.

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एक टकला बिना कॉलर की टीशर्ट में बीवी से पूछता है- 

"कैसा लग रहा हू",

बीवी- "ऐसे लग रहे हो जैसे फटे मौजे में से अंगूठा बाहर आया हुआ है...

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हम गए थे उनको मनाने के लिए

वो खफा लगे तो हमने खफा हि रहने दिया.....

अर्थात - कविता की इस पन्क्ति में कवि अपनी प्रेमिका से कह रहा है -
 " Bhaad me Ja"....!!!!😜😝😛

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 वैसे औरत की दिलेरी का अन्दाजा आदमी को शादी के उसी वक्त लगा लेना चाहिये,

जब बन्दा उसे लेने सौ आदमियोँ की बारात लेकर जाता है... और ...

वो 'शेरनी' उधर से अकेली चली आती है...!!

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Height of WhatsApping:

You know why teachers mark only one tick on our

answers in the answer sheet ... ???

Because they never read it ... !!! 😅😂✌

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love story---
Dog and mosquito were in 💞 love...
 
mosquito 💋 kissed d dog, 

dog became emotional gave a love bite,

mosq died of rabies, dog died of dengu

MORAL-intercast love is dangerous😜

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उस ने एक दिन अजीब सवाल कर ङाला..

मरते तो मुझ पर हो जीते किसके लिए हो...

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कहा से लाये ..अपनी ..बेगुनाही के पक्के सबूत ...

दिल ..दिमाग़ ..नज़र ..

सब कुछ तो तेरी क़ैद मै है..

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Teacher :- Desh me sabse imaandar police wale kaha paye jate hai? 

Pappu :- Savdhan india aur crime patrol me.. 👮🚔🚨😂😂😝

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 खेल ताश का हो या ज़िन्दगी का,

अपना इक्का तभी दिखाना जब सामने वाला बादशाह निकाले..

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[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris (21.02.15)

Posted: 21 Feb 2015 07:49 AM PST

 


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हाल तो पुंछ लू तेरा, पर डरता हूँ आवाज़ से तेरी..

ज़ब ज़ब सुनी हें....

 कमबख्त मोहब्बत ही हुई हें..

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क्या करूँगा मै तेरे शीशमहल में आ कर..

जितने तेरे आईने हैं, उतने मेरे चेहरे नहीं..

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जब वो नाराज होती थी,

तब मुझे दुनिया की सबसे महेंगी चीज उसकी "मुस्कान" लगती थी...

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मैं,

दिल से लिखता हूँ शायद इसीलिए कम बिकता हूँ

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कुछ देने के लिए..

दिल❤ बडा होना चाहिए.

...हैसियत नहीं.

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दिखावे की मोहब्बत से बेहतर है दिल से नफरत किजिये हमसे...

हम सच्चे जज्बातो की बडी कदर करते है

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आज उसने हमें एक और दर्द दिया तो याद आया

की दुआओं में हमने ही तो उसके सारे दर्द माँगे थे...

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ए शराब 🍺 .. 
मुझे तुमसे मोहब्बत नही । 

मुझे तो उनपलों से मोहब्बत है,
जो तुम्हारे कारण मै दोस्तौ के साथ बिताता हूँ...🍻🍻

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[Hindi Jokes] JOKES (21.02.15)

Posted: 21 Feb 2015 06:34 AM PST

 


CHAK DE

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There are only 12 sun signs and 7 billion people. 

Each sign controlling approx 60 crore people. 

So if your horoscope says u r screwed... 

Then be happy you are not alone.. 

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Mumbai is soon turning into the dengue
capital of India. Its a war out there ! 
Few steps to prevent mosquito bites :

- Burn camphor in the room..
The camphor does nothing to the mosquitoes but burns your eyes so much that you are wide awake and alert thru
the night to kill them with your bare hands.


- Grow a papaya tree in your backyard.
The mosquitoes will realize you already know the cure for dengue so they will leave you alone.



- If you are married - 
Keep a self attested copy of your marriage certificate on your bedside table.
The mosquitoes will realize what torture you are already going thru and will leave you alone......

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It was five in the evening, the bank was almost closed. All of a sudden, the Branch Manager received a phone call from a lady. 

In a sweet voice she said - sir I urgently need Rs.10000. I'll reach your bank in 10 minutes. Could you please wait for me?


Her voice was so captivating that the Branch Manager could not say no. 

He instructed his cashier to keep the cash ready. The cashier obeyed his boss with great reluctance . 

After a while, a dark complexioned lady with ugliest of face and a huge tummy came to the bank, presented a cheque and asked for the money. 

The BM was taken aback, as he was expecting a cute lady. 

He immediately told the lady that they had already closed the cash
for the day and she should come next day. 

The cashier was so furious and he asked the BM if his intention was to not to pay why he was made to sit late. 

BM - Its the Universal rule of the banking that........
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If words and figure don't match, payment will be declined. 😜😜😜

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"पापा मैने आपसे झूठ बोला था,मै औफिस मे ओवरटाइम नही ,दोस्तो के साथ दारू पी रहा हुं. 
पापा -अब क्यों बताया? आपसे झूठ बोला था तो चढ नही रही थी"...👊👊👊😆😆😝😜😜😃😃😃😃😛😛😛😂😂😂

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[Fropki] Balding Man's Haircut: New Punishment For Misbehaving Kids

Posted: 21 Feb 2015 05:00 AM PST





 
 
 


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The Dream by Edna St. Vincent Millay

Posted: 21 Feb 2015 03:33 AM PST

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The Dream

 
Edna St. Vincent Millay

About This Poem

 

“The Dream” was published in Millay’s book Renascence and Other Poems (M. Kennerley, 1917).

 

Edna St. Vincent Millay was born in Rockland, Maine, on February 22, 1892. She published numerous books of poems, including The Ballad of the Harp-Weaver (1922), which was awarded the Pulitzer Prize in 1923. Millay died in 1950.

 

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[Fropki] 10 Ultimate girlfriend mysteries solved!

Posted: 21 Feb 2015 02:51 AM PST





In this day and age, mankind has figured out how to engineer a nanoparticle to walk the dog, post a letter and empty the crumbs from the kitchen toaster.

And yet, your lady (or the lady you want) can still confound you with wants and needs you just don't understand.

Is there some way to hack into this FOS (Female Operating System)? Maybe an online translator that can interpret the language of the modern girlfriend?

Well, we can't explain every inexplicable thing she does. But we can highlight the most familiar (no doubt) scenarios and give you a cross-sectioned, 3-D snapshot of her brain at that moment along with a little bonus perspective.

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Here, the top 10 confounding girlfriend mysteries, defounded:

Mystery No. 1
: She wears killer shoes.
She insists on wearing shoes that have no resemblance to the human foot, then complains that her feet are killing her.

Her brain: She knows how sexy these skyscraper heels make her legs look -- no matter what her weight. (Bonus: Unlike her other clothes, her shoes always fit since her feet stay the same size.) There is God.

How to handle: Don't even try to convince her that loafers are sexy. Besides, you too like how those heels make her legs look! Just make sure she has a chair, stool or lap to sit on at all times.

Mystery No. 2: She's fickle with frenemies.
She can go from best friend to mortal enemy with someone within 48 hours (and revert back in 72).

Her brain: They talk a lot more than guys, start talking younger, and in general, use a lot more words. So of course women argue more -- it's a numbers game.

How to handle: Is this really crazy behaviour? What do two boxers do at the end of bloody fight? They hug like old school pals. See, we aren't that different. Just try to jump ahead and envision her endgame, and you'll get fewer surprises.

Mystery No. 3: Her self-esteem is a fashion victim.
An article of clothing can make her feel thin or fat.

Her brain: Since she's been old enough to point and say "I want," she has been subliminally and not so subliminally programmed by marketing. Of course she actually believes that those trousers -- and this hairspray, that lip gloss and that perfume -- can actually make her into a different person (the pushup bra excluded, ingenious wicked invention that was).

How to handle: Tell her that nothing makes her look fat to you and that her skinny clothes indeed make her look very lean. She'll roll her eyes at how daft you are in the first scenario (Just look at my bum in that skirt! It needs its own postcode!) and smile at the second.

Mystery No. 4: She gets flash hunger attacks.
When she gets hungry, she has to eat "right now" or she'll faint. (Didn't she see it coming?)

Her brain: It's just wired more delicately when it comes to intake and output of energy. Because of hormonal changes throughout the month, at times she needs more "fuel" than others. Plus, she's by nature a caretaker, so tuning into her own grumbling stomach comes last. Result: You have that girl clawing at you to stop at a late-night kirana-walla for a snack of nuts ... or anything!

How to handle: Don't take this as a nuisance; see it as a fantastic opportunity to look like a great guy when you stop to get her a yoghurt or paratha.

Mystery No. 5: She clones her clothes.
She buys multiple items of clothing that look exactly the same.

Her brain: Girlfriend: "How does this look?" (You squint. Don't say it. Don't! We warned you.) You: "Don't you have one just like it?"

The consequences: She rewards you with a long list of reasons why the second identical little black thingie is better than the first.

How to handle: Instead of stating the obvious, the correct response would have simply been, "Great!" Plus, now you know what to get her for Valentine's Day: something that looks exactly like something she has.

Mystery No. 6: She bans many foods.
One food can become vilified virtually overnight. (Salad dressing has to be on the side etc.)

Her brain: Every week, magazine after magazine uncovers a new reason why everyone is obese. Add to this the Armageddon-like disaster of a hint of cellulite somewhere, and no wonder she can count a meal's calories faster than you can say, "We're ready to order."

How to handle: Encourage less neurotic eating habits, and make sure to over-tip the poor bullied waitress who was interrogated about e-v-e-r-y s-i-n-g-l-e ingredient in her dish.

Mystery No. 7: She's best friends with celebs.
She feels perfectly entitled to talk about an actress/singer/socialite and that celebrity's outfits/boyfriend/makeup in detail, though she's never actually met her (and probably never will).

Her brain: She's grown up with Kareena Kapoor and Katrina Kaif. Their pain has been hers; their struggles and successes hers as well.

How to handle: You can either fight the power by making her clarify "Kapoor" or "Kaif" every time or just know that it's one of 10 celebs who are pretty much interchangeable anyway.

Mystery No. 8: She preps forever.
"Throwing on some jeans" takes at least half an hour.

Her brain: Looking "spontaneous" takes time and effort. Her mental process: "Makeup, a touch-up with the curling iron ... hmm, maybe I'll floss while it warms up. Better cover up that spot too."

How to handle: Take a chill pill on this one.

Mystery No. 9: She hairballs the pipes.
Much like steel wool, small dense nests of her long hair clog the sink and shower drains constantly.

Her brain: She has to trim, colour, style, straighten, curl and fluff. We assume you don't.

How to handle: This is the price you pay for her beauty: having to yank this stuff out of bathroom pipes. Just look unphased.

Mystery No. 10: She's 360-degree self-obsessed.
She's as obsessed about looking as good from the back and sides as from the front (hence the yoga-inspired contortions in front of the mirror to inspect herself from all angles).

Her brain: Half the time people look at her, it's from the back, right?

How to handle: Keep in mind you benefit when you get a glimpse of that thong peeking out from her trousers- which she's totally aware of. See how it all works?


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[Hindi Jokes] ये चन्द पंक्तियाँ जिसने भी लिखी है 🌹👏 खूब लिखी है :

Posted: 21 Feb 2015 01:13 AM PST

 

💘 ये चन्द पंक्तियाँ जिसने भी लिखी है
🌹👏  खूब लिखी है :
➖➖➖➖➖
❤एक पथ्थर सिर्फ
❤एक बार मंदिर जाता है
❤और भगवान बन जाता है ..
❤इंसान हर रोज़ मंदिर जाते है
❤फिर भी पथ्थर ही रहते है ..!!
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💙एक औरत बेटे को जन्म देने के लिये
💙अपनी सुन्दरता त्याग देती है.......💙और वही बेटा एक सुन्दर बीवी के लिए
💙अपनी माँ को त्याग देता है
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💛जीवन में हर जगह हम "जीत" चाहते हैं...
💛सिर्फ फूलवाले की दूकान ऐसी है
💛जहाँ हम कहते हैं कि "हार" चाहिए।
💛क्योंकि हम भगवान से "जीत"नहीं सकते।
➖➖➖➖➖
💜धीमें से पढ़े बहुत ही अर्थपूर्ण है
💜यह मेसेज हम और हमारे ईश्वर,
💜दोनों एक जैसे हैं।
💜जो रोज़ भूल जाते हैं...
💜वो हमारी गलतियों को,
💜हम उसकी मेहरबानियों को।
➖➖➖➖➖
💖एक सुविचार
💖वक़्त का पता नहीं चलता अपनों के साथ
💖पर अपनों का पता चलता है,
💖वक़्त के साथ
💖वक़्त नहीं बदलता अपनों के साथ,
💖पर अपने ज़रूर बदल जाते हैं
💖वक़्त के साथ...!!!
➖➖➖➖➖
💚ज़िन्दगी पल-पल ढलती है,
💚जैसे रेत मुट्ठी से फिसलती है...
💚शिकवे कितने भी हो हर पल,
💚फिर भी हँसते रहना...
💚क्योंकि ये ज़िन्दगी जैसी भी है,
💚बस एक ही बार मिलती है।
..
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[Hindi Jokes] मेरी डायरी के पन्ने बोलते बहुत हैं

Posted: 21 Feb 2015 12:50 AM PST

 

🌹🙏🌹🙏🌹🙏🌹🙏🌹
मेरी डायरी के पन्ने बोलते बहुत हैं
मै राज छुपाता हूं , ये खोलते बहुत हैं।
.
दिल के शहर का दिल ही, दुश्मन बना मिलता है
दिल में रहने वाले दिल तोड़ते बहुत है।
.
वैसे तो लोग प्यार झूठ से करते बहुत है
बात दिल दुखाने की हो तो सच बोलते बहुत है।
.
तड़पते है, मचलते है, जुदा जब होते हैं
जाते जाते वो बार बार लोटते बहुत है।
बचने की उम्मीद पे पानी फिर जाता है
हुस्न देखकर दिल डोलते बहुत है।
.
चलो गमों को ही घर का रास्ता बता दूं
खुशी के लम्हे साथ छोडते बहुत हैं।
🌹🙏🌹🙏🌹🙏🌹🙏🌹
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It is our families that shape us
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[Hindi Jokes] रिश्ता" दिल से होना चाहिए, शब्दों से नही

Posted: 20 Feb 2015 05:02 AM PST

 

🌾🌻🌾🌻🌾🌻🌾🌻🌾🌻
"रिश्ता" दिल से होना चाहिए, शब्दों से नहीं,
"नाराजगी" शब्दों में होनी चाहिए दिल में नहीं!
🌿🐟🌿🐟🌿🐟🌿🐟🌿🐟
सड़क कितनी भी साफ हो
"धुल" तो हो ही जाती है,
इंसान कितना भी अच्छा हो
"भूल" तो हो ही जाती है!!!
🌿🐟🌿🐟🌿🐟🌿🐟🌿🐟
आइना और परछाई के
जैसे मित्र रखो क्योकि
आइना कभी झूठ नही बोलता और परछाई कभी साथ नही छोङती......
🌿🐟🌿🐟🌿🐟🌿🐟🌿🐟
खाने में कोई 'ज़हर' घोल दे तो
एक बार उसका 'इलाज' है..
लेकिन 'कान' में कोई 'ज़हर' घोल दे तो,
उसका कोई 'इलाज' नहीं है।
🌿🐟🌿🐟🌿🐟🌿🐟🌿🐟
"मैं अपनी 'ज़िंदगी' मे हर किसी को
'अहमियत' देता हूँ...क्योंकि
जो 'अच्छे' होंगे वो 'साथ' देंगे...
और जो 'बुरे' होंगे वो 'सबक' देंगे...!!
🌿🐟🌿🐟🌿🐟🌿🐟🌿🐟
अगर लोग केवल जरुरत पर
ही आपको याद करते है तो
बुरा मत मानिये बल्कि
गर्व कीजिये  क्योंकि "
मोमबत्ती की याद तभी आती है,
जब अंधकार होता है।"
🌾🌻🌾🌻🌾🌻🌾🌻🌾🌻
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Darkening, Then Brightening by Kim Addonizio

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Darkening, Then Brightening

 
Kim Addonizio

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“I was spending the week alone in a farmhouse in upstate New York, trying and mostly failing to write. Finally I just wrote about the present moment.”
Kim Addonizio

 

Kim Addonizio is the author of My Black Angel: Blues Poems and Portraits (Stephen F. Austin University Press, 2014) with woodcuts by Charles D. Jones. She teaches private workshops online and divides her time between Oakland, California, and New York City.

 

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