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[Fropki] 6 Bittersweet Truths Extremely Relevant For The Youth Of Today

Posted: 22 Mar 2015 08:35 PM PDT





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You Definitely Didn't Know These Things About Sex!

 
These posters are simple pieces of art, but are really relevant for the youth of today. They'll make you ponder over some of the smaller but more important things in life. Carefully picked from the Witty Feed page, you need to take a look right away!









 

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Posted: 22 Mar 2015 06:12 PM PDT

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[Fropki] 14 Secret Hotels You Must Visit To Disconnect From The World

Posted: 22 Mar 2015 09:50 AM PDT





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Things College Girls Must Do During the Summer

Every once in a while, everyone needs to just take off. And here's a list of exactly where you should head to experience blissful solitude in nature's company.

1. The Porcupine Castle, Coorg

This is the best place to drive away your exhaustion and fatigue. The Porcupine Castle offers a breathtaking view, which will enthrall you to no end. 

2. Elephant Valley Eco Farm, Kodaikanal

Located on 100 acres in the Palni Hills, Tamil Nadu, Elephant Valley excite the nature lover in you to no end. You could get to stay in tree-houses and you might even spot rare birds in the vicinity. If living in a tree-house was on your bucket list, you have to head here for a truly memorable experience.

3. Hotel Tranquility, Darjeeling

This hotel lives up to its name. Hotel Tranquility is situated in the hills and offers the best view of the massive Mt Kanchenjunga. The rooftop of the hotel will completely enchant you with its splendid scenery.

4. Mountain Trail, Uttarakhand

Mountain Trail is a haven for nature lovers. With Jim Corbett National Park just a stone's throw away, Mountain Trail is the best option if you're planning an adventure trip.

5. Vythiri Resort, Wayanad

From rejuvenating spas to long nature walks, Vythiri Resort in Wayanad is a perfect place to disconnect from the hustle-bustle of city life. Wrapped in the beautiful rainforest, this resort is a place waiting to be explored.

6. Kaama Kethna Ecological Village, Goa

Ditch the Goan beaches and go for a different experience instead. Kaama Kethna Ecological Village has a rustic charm, which will compel you to extend your stay. From meditation and yoga therapies, you will return a much calmer person than you were.

7. Rawla Camp Retreat, Jaisalmer

If deserts are your calling, then this place is a must-visit. Located in Jaisalmer, Rajasthan, you will get to stay in tents and ride on camels.

8. Thongsal, Leh

If you really want to disconnect from the world then your search ends at Thongsal. Since Leh has very poor connectivity, it will be a test of your patience to live without electricity and a wi-fi connection. With local cuisines and open air grilling, Thongsal is a recommended stay.

9. The Hidden Forest, Sikkim

The North East remains to be a lesser explored region. However, you'll be spellbound with its pristine beauty and scenery. Situated 4500 feet above sea level, the Hidden Forest will make you forget all your worries, once you check in.

10. Coconut Lagoon, Kerala

Coconut Lagoon brings you the beauty, culture and natural delights of Kerala, rolled into a one-time stay. You will experience blissful solitude among shimmering backwaters, and beautiful butterflies.

11. Hotel Heevan, Pahalgam

Situated on the banks of the River Lidder, Heevan is the most sought after hotel in Pahalgam. 

12. The Pink House, Mcleodganj

Located in the quaint Mcleodganj, the Pink House is affordable and will give you an ideal break from the city humdrum.

13. Aamod, Dalhousie

Aamod is the best Dalhousie hotel, and it is closest to nature. The hotel offers beautiful views of the snow clad peaks of the Pir Panjal range.

14. Tree House Hideaway, Bandhavgarh

A quiet tree-house overlooks the vast Bandhavgarh National Park, which boasts of the highest number of tigers in the country. If jungles really fascinated you then, this place is a must-visit.

 

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[Hindi Jokes] Jokes, Shayaris, Quote (22.03.15)

Posted: 22 Mar 2015 07:25 AM PDT

 


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कुछ लोग तो इतने गरीब होते है, कि 

उनके पास सिर्फ पैसे ही होते है..!!

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Two new words hv been proposed to be included in oxford dictionary

1. Gumshuda- (n)- state of being physically lost.

2. Shadishuda (n)- state of being physically, mentally and financially lost 😜

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You will go mad laughing ....

A Tata Nano breaks down on a roadside.

A man in a BMW 750Li stops to help Nano driver.

"I will tow u to d next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash ur head-lights"

They start up slowly but only a km or so down d line a sporty Porsche car speeds past at 150km/hr.

BMW driver's ego hurt, 

He totally forgets about little Nano towed behind & races after the Porsche.

Just as all 3 of them fly & tear through a speed trap,

the traffic cop radios his HeadQuarters:

"Calling all stations :: u won't just believe this what I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at about 195km/hr, with a Tata-Nano right behind & madly flashing its lights to Overtake them..😅😅😆😆😁😁
Good day!!

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आदमी को औरत की ताकत का अंदाजा उसी वक्त लगा लेना चाहिए, 

जब वो उसे लेने के लिए पूरी बारात लेकर जाता है 

और वो शेरनी उधर से अकेली चली आती है।😅😅😅

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वेसे तो मेरी कोई G.F नही है..

लेकिन जब शायरी लिखता हूँ

तो ऐसा लगता है जेसे 

5-6 छोड़कर चली गयी हो...😂😜

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आजकल सबसे ज़्यादा डर किससे लगता है ?

whatsapp में नये join होने वाले member से ....

सारे OLD message, video, audio repeat करता है और साथ में बोलता है 

जल्दी forward करो , मार्केट में नया है. 

अब उसको कौन समझाए कि नया तो भाई तू है.

 हम तो यहां पर PHD कर रहे हैं। 😜😂😝😉

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Call from bank to a Girl:_

Bank: hello madam you want credit card..

Girl: No thanks I have a boyfriend. 😂😜💸💰

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ले दे के अपने पास फ़क़त एक नज़र तो है...

क्यू देखे ज़िन्दगी को 'किसी' की नज़र से हम..!!

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मेरी हर आह को वाह मिली है यहाँ,,

कौन कहता है दर्द बिकता नहीं है..!!

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सिर्फ दिल का हक़दार बनाया था तुम्हें,,

हद हो गयी तुमने तो जान भी ले ली..!!❤❤

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भारत में लोग इतने टैलेंटेड होते है

के
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गाड़ी हिला के बता देते है
गाड़ी में पेट्रोल कितना है

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[Hindi Jokes] I've learned ...(22.03.15)

Posted: 22 Mar 2015 06:50 AM PDT

 


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If you will take the time to read these. 
I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective. 
The subjects covered affect us all, on a daily basis:

They're written by Andy Rooney, a man who had the gift of saying so much with so few words.......... Enjoy.........


I've learned ...That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I've learned .... That when you're in love, it shows. 

I've learned .... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

I've learned .... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned .... That being kind is more important than being right. 

I've learned .... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. 

I've learned .... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. 

I've learned .... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. 

I've learned .... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

I've learned .... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

I've learned .... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned .... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned .... That money doesn't buy class.

I've learned .... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned .... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned .... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts. 

I've learned .... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I've learned .... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned .... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I've learned .... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile..

I've learned .... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them. 

I've learned ... That life is tough, but I'm tougher. 

I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned .... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

I've learned .... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I've learned ..... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've learned ..... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

I've learned .... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it. 

I've learned .... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
READ AGAIN IF YOU FEEL IT MAKES SENSE 😊

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[Hindi Jokes] Mishraji - (22.03.15)

Posted: 22 Mar 2015 06:44 AM PDT

 


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Mishraji Interview Ke Liye Gaye.

Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee.

Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha.

Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Koi Matlab Nahi Tha.

Mishraji Ki Bari Aayi.

Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho, Aur Apke Paas do Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai.
Apko ek cigarette Jallana Hai. ? Kaise Jalaoge ?

Mishraji Very Serious.
Sir Iske teen-char Solutions Ho Sakte Hai...

Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan... Batao!!!

Mishraji Ke Out Of The World Answers: Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette

Interviewer:- Kya Bakwas Hai...

Mishraji's another deadly solution: 
You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

Interviewer:-Stupid

Mishraji:- Sir one more Solution….
Take water in your hand 
and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP)

Interviewer:- Abey Gadhe Usse Kya hoga..

Mishraji:- Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna
"TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee." us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee"

Mishraji - Sir If that was not enough, i have one more solution…..
Start praising one cigarette,The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"

Interviewer Impressed :- Saale ko maaro goli, naukri Mishra ji ko hee de do.

Mishra ji can sell anything...😂😂

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[Hindi Jokes] A beautiful STORY...(22.03.15)

Posted: 22 Mar 2015 06:03 AM PDT

 


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A beautiful STORY...

A mechanic was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop... 
He went to him & said.. "Look at this engine... I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back"...So why do I get such a small salary? and u get huge sums....! 
The doctor smiled at the mechanic and came close to his ear and said.... "Try the same when the engine is running."

👌👏 classic!

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Continuation
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The Mechanic smiled back came close to doctors ear and said 
I can pick any dead engine and make it alive . . . . . . . But can you ???

👌👏 Not only classic but Epic 😂😂👍

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[Hindi Jokes] Advice from a CA: (22.03.15)

Posted: 22 Mar 2015 05:54 AM PDT

 


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Advice from a CA: 

Dear All,

Wanted to highlight one very important aspect.

 In ordinary course we keep issuing and submitting our KYC documents (identity and residential proofs..such as PAN card, electricity bill etc.) to various people. 

For housing or car or other loans, bank accounts,or even for buying new sim card we submit these documents.

 At almost all these places they ask for self certification on these documents. We immediately sign those documents and hand over.

 Just imagine your self certified copies are freely available in the hands of such persons & those documents can be used by him for EVERYTHING! 

Its really serious and its been seen that in most of the terrorist activities, KYC documents are sourced from the SIM card sellers. 

Hence, please inculcate a habit of writting the purpose for which you are submitting the self certified KYC Documents so that those documents cannot be used again. 

Please share this as much as possible.

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[Hindi Jokes] Harsha Bhogale is one of the best Commentator! (22.03.15)

Posted: 22 Mar 2015 05:53 AM PDT

 


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Harsha Bhogale is one of the best Commentator! 

Geoffrey Boycott once said Sachin may be a great batsman but he never got his name at the Lord's honours boards.
Reply by Harsha – "So whose loss it is, Sachin's or honors of board?"

Explaining how Cheteshwar Pujara is a fine Test player but the T20 format doesn't suit him
Harsha – "Pujara is classical musician in the era of Yo Yo Honey Singh"

After Dhoni sent a Mitchell Starc's slow delivery to the boundary
Harsha – "He had all the time in the world, he could have read a newspaper"

About Rahul Dravid's devastating form.
Harsha – "Ask him to walk on water and he will ask, how many Kilometers?"

About Glenn Maxwell's batting…
Harsha – " He just loves storm through, I guess if he had a car, he would probably start it in 4th gear"

When Michael Clarke got caught at slip but was still waiting for the umpire's decision.
Harsha – "I think he is waiting for tomorrow's newspaper to declare him out"

Dhoni was cracking one shot after another until Sachin got on strike and he also caressed a delivery towards covers.
Harsha – "We have surgeon at one end and a butcher at the other"

After Dhoni lost the toss yet again…
Harsha – "Dhoni again called for heads to the coin which has two tails"

While co-commentating with Rahul Dravid in a Test match that India was losing to England.
Harsha – "The only man who can save this match is the man sitting besides me"

After a diving Kieron Pollard could not take a catch…
Harsha – "If Pollard can't reach it then it's not a catch"

About Ashwin's slow running between the wickets.
Harsha – "Dhoni is extremely quick between wickets and Ashwin… let's just say he has other skills"

On 'how tough it must be to be Sachin…'
Harsha – "One of the problem u face being Tendulkar is that ur always compared with Tendulkar"

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[Hindi Jokes] I am sharing someone's wonderful experience (22.03.15)

Posted: 22 Mar 2015 05:53 AM PDT

 


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I am sharing someone's wonderful experience, he recently had in Singapore.
 

I was invited to one Friday evening event by one of MNC Vendor organization who had organized the event to raise funds for the visually handicapped people in a center for blind people.

As usual, since it was a Friday evening, I first thought to skip the event considering it could be a bit boring and rather spend the evening relaxing by some other means.

But being alone and sometimes finding it difficult to kill time, I thought to accept the invitation and registered on line for booking.

Moreover it was free :) which was another motivation to go to the event.

I was looking at the event to pass some time, meet few people and nothing else.

When I went there, there were approx 40 people from various industries invited for that event. I found some Indians and naturally talked to them about how life is in Singapore etc etc. Initially we were shown a video about the visually handicapped center. What are their activities, how are they helping blind people in Singapore to lead a more fulfilling life, etc . It was a short 15 minute video and quite inspiring that how people from different walks of life spend time in helping these blind people without expecting anything in return.

They shared the satisfaction and fulfilment they get by helping them.

After the video, we all were gathered in a hall and were briefed about next event. The theme of the next event was "Dining in the Dark".

And this is the event which turned out to be inspiring and worth sharing.

What is meant was that we all 40+ people were going to have Dinner in a pitch Dark room !!!! The next 2 hours were completely planned, organized , directed and executed by three blind youths.

One was a girl ( Leader ) and other two boys were assistant to her forming a team of three blind volunteers.

The blind leader first gave us tips for dining (These were ACTUAL STANDARDS THE BLIND PEOPLE FOLLOW IN ORDER TO MAKE THEIR LIFE EASIER)

1. When you sit at your table the things will be placed as follows :
at 3 o clock of your dish : You will find a spoon.
at 9 o clock : Fork; 
12 o clock : spoon. 
2 o clock : Empty Glass Dish at the center with Paper napkin tucked at 6 o clock. 

2. There will be two large Jugs circulated to you. The Jug with plain walls will have water and the Jug with curved wall will have orange juice.

3. When you get your Jug based on your choice you have to pour it in your glass. You have to dip your forefinger in the glass so that when you fill it and the liquid touches your finger, you have to stop pouring.

She asked whether everyone has understood.

All said yes but everyone was confused and trying to remember what she said and confirming with each other. Next 1 1/2 hours we spent were full of fun and learning. In completely pitch dark room where we could not see ANYTHING we were enjoying various delicious food without seeing it.

We all 40 people were taken in groups in the dark hall.

Each one was directed by blind person till he/she sits on a chair (We were finding it awkward because actually we are supposed to guide blind people to their destination and help them).

We were Served full five course dinner by this team of three blind people-Welcome drinks, appetizers, starters , main course and desserts.

The amazing thing was that the team of three blind people were serving exactly vegetarian dishes to vegetarian people who were sitting randomly in the room!

While registering on line we were asked question to choose from "Vegetarian" or "Non vegetarian". I obviously chose Vegetarian, being one. We were so nicely hosted that we did not have to wait in between serves . As we were ending finishing one dish, we were served with next without any delays.

After approx 1 and half hours of Dining in the dark , the leader asked whether everyone has finished eating. After confirmation she switched on the lights of the dining room.

We left the Dining room with tears in our eyes.

We realized how lucky we are and how we have been gifted with beautiful eyes to see the beautiful world. We realized how difficult lives of blind people are ( and other handicapped) without being able to see.

We realized how uncomfortable we were for just two hours without being able to see anything and how they must be living their lives.

We realized how unfortunate we are , that we do not value such simple things in life we have and cry (sometime louder, sometime within ourselves) and run after what we don't have... for whole of our lives without having time to adore for the things we have.
Be cheerful.

Adore whatever you have in life.

You may try for whatever you don't have but never feel sad about it.

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[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris, Jokes (22.05.15)

Posted: 22 Mar 2015 05:30 AM PDT

 


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KAMINE DOST :

A broken lover's emotional status on Facebook:

"Agar wo meri nahi huyi to kisi aur ki bhi nahi hone doonga...!"

Friend's Comment: 
"Agar wo teri ho gayi to sab ki hone dega kya..??!"😂😂😂😂

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सीना ताने
एक दोस्त उपदेश ठोक रहा था…

लोहा लोहे को काटता है
हीरा हीरे को…

इसी बीच पीछे से आकर
उसे कुत्ते ने काट लिया...😜 🐶 😝

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Husband was shocked 😳😱
to read wife's 👧
Old school report card 📑… 

The comment written ....
.
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Very obedient and
Soft Spoken student 😂😂

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Difference between "Facebook" and "Whatsapp" conversation :

On "Whatsapp" - 
Wife : Kab se wait kar rahi hoon. Ghar kab aa rahe ho?

Husband : Abhi kuchh pataa nahi. Dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho.

On "FaceBook" -
Wife : Dear when will you be back? You are the best husband in the world. Miss you. Come back soon.
(Status liked by 50 of her friends)

Husband : Thanks for being there always. So lucky to have a wonderful wife like you. Will be back soon honey. (Status liked by 75 friends, including sister-in-law & mother-in-law)😝😝😝

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 सँभलकर कर चलते रहे उम्र भर अनजानी राहों पर 

पैर लड़खड़ाए वहीं जहाँ राहें जानी पहचानी थी.

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A man takes photograph of his wife and

 calls himself a Wildlife photographer😋

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देखेंगे अब जिंदगी चित होगी या पट......

हम किस्मत का सिक्का उछाल बैठे हैं....!

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आदमी: भगवान जब मैं मरने को आऊंगा तब मुझे पांच मिनट देना।

भगवान: क्यों?

आदमी: मोबाइल फॉर्मेट करने के लिए, वरना मरने के बाद इज़्ज़त की वाट लग 
जायेगी ।😛😝😜

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[Hindi Jokes] Comparing WC teams with Academics Performance (22.03.15)

Posted: 22 Mar 2015 05:29 AM PDT

 


CHAK DE

Comparing WC teams with Academics Performance

India == An unpredictable student who either tops or fails miserably and has a rich daddy. Even if he fails the mother covers up by saying 'Atleast he has better marks than his other classmate called Pakistan'

South Africa == A student who tops in units and semesters, but fails in the final exams

Pakistan == A student who has the potential of being a topper but spends most of his time fighting and even beating other schoolmates. Either blames the teacher, paper quality of the exam paper, or fellow classmate (India) for his non-performance

England == A rare case where the teacher is still a student who has never cleared a final exam

West Indies == A student who was a topper till 5th grade but currently fails in every exams. Has a tendency of not preparing for the final exams and also leaving midway from the examination hall

New Zealand == A student who always scores a distinction but never tops the class

Australia == A student who is always a topper and the biggest bully of the school

Sri Lanka == A student who suddenly became a potential topper after 5th grade
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[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris, Jokes (22.03.15)

Posted: 22 Mar 2015 05:28 AM PDT

 


CHAK DE

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 Wife : Poora dinn cricket - cricket, 
Main ghar chhod kar ja rahi hun.

Husband :Aur ye Kadmo ka behtarin upyog..

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बड़ी चालाक होती है जिंदगी हमारी,

रोज़ नया कल देकर, उम्र छीनती रहती है...!!

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वो अपने ख़ामोशी की अदा से ही घायल कर गए

और 

हम अल्फाजों के गठरी लिए बैठे रह गए

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ले आओ कहीं से मोह़ब्बत के 'हकीम' को...

मेरे ग्रुप में तो,सिर्फ ईश्क़ के मरीज है...😜😀😃

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कब पूरा होगा ये इश्क़ का कर्ज ,

रोज आँसु का हफ्ता दे रहा हूँ मै ।

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 लम्हे बेचकर, पैसे तो आ गये ..

अब बताओ...

किस दुकान पे ख़ुशी मिलेगी...!!😊

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No father has ever explained the importance of Studies in such a awesome way to his son... 

"'With every wrong answer that you write in your exam paper ... your future honeymoon shifts from Switzerland to goa to saputara to Mehsana water park 😂😂😂

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During a heart transplant.
Doctor: OMG
Nurse: what happened.
D: My mobile network is gone.
N: So?
D: I don't know what to do next.
N: Why.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
D: I'm from IIN.
Nurse behosh...😂😝😜

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हम दोनों ही डरते थे इक दूसरे से बात करने के लिए,

मुझे मोहब्बत हो गयी थी इसलिए और
उसे मोहब्बत ना हो जाये इसलिए

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[Fropki] This Is Why We're A Country Of Hypocrites

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We caught hold of this incredible new phone and decided to have a little fun with it. Its makers are showcasing it as the best camera phone in the market. So before we tell you the name of this gorgeous piece of technology, let's check out the photographs which made our jaws drop. Stunning quality.





 
We agree creativity has nothing to do with the equipment you have, but when your phone comes with smart image technology, which greatly enhances the phone's camera through unique photographic algorithms and captures images like these, things really become much simpler.

 
Images taken on HDR mode are absolutely breathtaking. Portrait photographs and landscape pictures have never looked better on a phone. Dual 8 megapixel cameras result in a number of different exposures for each scene, making it a very fast HDR performer.

 
It is often noticed that the lighting is the most difficult thing to crack when it comes to shooting landscapes on the panorama mode. This one, however, comes out as a clear winner.

 
With a new feature called a panorama selfie, this phone is a selfie lover's delight. Best for times when you want to take that perfect selfie against a beautiful backdrop. It also helps when you take a group selfie. Don't worry about missing anyone out this time! 

 
This phone works wonders during night-time shots. Super Night mode is basically just a slow shutter mode, and the HDR does a good job enhancing a scene as well, owing to the benefit of different exposures being captured simultaneously from the second camera. Just take a look at these shots.

 
DSLR quality indeed.





 
The supermax aperture is another ace. Let's not bore you with the tech talk though. Overall, we found the pictures taken to be superior to most 13 megapixel shooters out there, with less noise, better color accuracy and almost no need to use those nasty denoise filters we've become so used to.

 
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[Fropki] Hyperrealistic Baby Cakes Are Shocking

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Hyperrealistic Baby Cakes Are Shocking
 
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