[Hindi Jokes] CHAK DE-2 (27.06.16)

 

CHAK DE

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f at first you don't succeed, 

destroy all evidence that you tried.

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छू लो तुम यूं ज़रा सा,,

कि मैं मर भी जाऊं तो मुझसे तेरी खुशबू आये.....

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 कहने वालों का कुछ नहीं जाता, 

सहने वाले कमाल करते हैं

कौन ढूंढता हे जवाब दर्दो का, 

लोग तो बस सवाल करते हैं,

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Any married man should forget his mistakes,

there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

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Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? 

Where deleting history has become more important than making it.

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Team work is important;

it helps to put the blame on someone else.

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

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मेरे लफ्ज़ भी खामोश है,

उसकी ख़ामोशी भी बोलती है..

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शक की भी हद हो गई ,

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पति की बायपास सर्जरी होने के बाद पत्नी ने सर्जन को एक ही सवाल पूछा.....

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इनके ❤ दिल में कोई दूसरी थी क्या?!!!😈

डॉक्टर भी पहुँचा हुआ था......

बोला......."उसी को बायपास किया है अभी !!"😷

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