[Fropki] Some Indian Puns

 

'Naagin' Mouni Roy Opens Sexy Thighs and Belly

 

Laxman to Seeta: Stay offline`

My watch is stuck between 2 and 2.30. It's a do or dhai situation.

Jaya to Abhishek, spotting Amitabh in a rickshaw, "Rickshey Mein toh Woh Tumhare Baap Lagte Hai."

Potato after 3 hours of interrogation by cops: 'Main batata hun, main batata hun.....

A well executed theft without leaving any finger prints is a stainless steal.

Sita, on Hanuman's arrival in Lanka: Yahoo! Messenger...

Friends pay restaurant bills on a de-tu-de basis.

'I laughed yesterday' in Hindi: 'Michael Hussey'

Jackky, Life Mein Kitni Bhi Problems Aa Jaye Tum Kabhi Bhagnani.

Elderly lady asked me the way to the temple. I replied 'Magistrate'.

Me: Excuse me! Beer Ke Saath Kuch Complementary Toh Do..."
Waiter: Nice Shirt, Saabji!

Rahul Dravid's wristwatch, is technically a Wall Clock.

Arsenal Naam Hi Galat Hai. Na- Se- Nal Hota Hai!

Toll Booths are nothing but Bill Gates.

Weed, tobacco, paper, filter: Joint family.

What's the way to the cemetery?
Go straight and take the last rite.

God never tasted any cough syrup, because Khuda-na-Khasta.

Go straight, then take the last rite.

Vishwanathan Anand always gets tense, when the waiter brings in the folder and says 'Check!'

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